That record is somewhere in interstellar space. The podcast cast “the truth” did a great short story of it crashing down and being listened to by aliens. #hatm m.soundcloud.com/jonathan-mit....

That fucking birdie the song after how nasty they all were #hatm

How do you run out of number? That’s not how numbers work. Just add one to the previous number. #hatn

and thank you @crazicar.bsky.social I love you. #hatm

What makes the green grass grow? #hatm

“Once ze rockets go up, who knows where they come down? That’s not my department.“ says werner von braun

Every Nazi had their “one good Jew” the one who was different from the others that they tried to save from the holocaust. They were still murdering nazi bastards

I freaking love this movie. it Gives me all the feels. #hatm

The rich assholes celebrating seccession talking about the tyranny of the abolitionists has a real skinner “no it’s the children who are wrong” vibe #hatm

No one considers the plight of the ooor oppressed plantation owners #hatm

1. John brown did nothing wrong 2. make laudenum legal again (/s) #hatm

Why are the seats all facing the aisle instead of the pulpit? #hatm

We didnt kill enough confederates after the war. #hatm

Louisiana slave prison? #hatm

I have said many times, most chapters in a history textbook can be closed with the phrase “and then the white people arrived “ #hatm

I have said many times, most chapters in a history textbook can be closed with the phrase “and then the white people arrived “

Also dinner tonight were my smash butter burgers. Toasted bun, Oklahoma style smash burger made with ground ribeye, American cheese, ketchup, pickle hot sauce, mustard, an a dab of butter (stole that from my visit to sollly’s in Milwaukee .)(tonghti I went extra fancy and put an egg on it) #hatm

Stupid fucking war: My dad occasionally tells me of how he joined the national guard to avoid the draft. He hid his afro under a wigs And thus avoided the fate of many of his Generation: dying In a stupid fucking war.

Yeah she’s a real lady of the people

Why dows the department of “war” want to analyze data collected from Americans?

When even the cia is like: “I don’t think this regime change is a goo idea”

I guess we’ll never k ow who leaked this image. Oh well

@kairyssdal.bsky.social Ok I would like your thoughts on the “retirement plan” announced last night.for the record I don‘t think the republicans will do this.

Can we get a fact check on the trumprx lady

“We are gonna give him the highest civilian medal and it’s called the highest civilian medal”

Tbf, the justice system is still mostly a joke. The vast majority of people indicted do not get a fair trial by a jury of their peers, they get over charged and forced into a guilty plea, also trials are not cheap.

It’s Ben sisko’s dad from DS9 #HATM

I really enjoyed when he came full circle to ”by losing I actually won”

I’ve always said “a really good joke requires lengthy explanations”

Move over sleepy joe; it’s time for drowsy don

I mean for Christ sake. We got both of the coveted Cheney endorsements last year. Which helps lead to president Harris taking office so I don’t see what his complaint is……. /s

More of this. I used to love country music when it was outlaw, I tire of the bruh country/bootlicker country

I laughed , I cried. Sometimes at the same time. I almost chocked on my water trying not to do a spit take. Also, holly hunters been getting dragged for how she sits in the new Star Trek series. And know I know, that’s just the actress not the character. #hatm

That’s ok I’ll say it for you… THE MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!

Repubs: premarital sex is bad Also Repubs: teens now having sex is killing the birth rate. Repubs: young people should be more responsible. Also Repubs…

"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that

Doom arigato Mr toyota

”The Great Forgetting” has begun

#hatm figured out the boots on treas, they mark the graves of loggers who die in the woods

The answer about the boots, it marks the graves of those who worked on the job

Also what’s with the Omniscient narrator from the future? #hatm?

This is a beautiful and well made film but it’s making me feel like hugging my teddy bear. 10/10 butwill probably never watch it again #hatm

It just keeps getting fucking sadder #hatm. Let’s watch a comedy next week. I think old yeller is streaming

What’s with the boots on the tree? #hatm

Well this got fucking sad #hatm

Brutas me old cock Ht if you ever say the hbo Rome series. He played brutas and on one episode Marc Antony greeted him with that line. not I say ot whenever I see Tobias menzies in something #hatm

If one doesn’t wanna be called a pig, then one shouldn’t engage in disgusting behavior like trying to get someone fired for a doodle. Also, don’t these type of things normally end up being the cop doing it themselves?

Dear @cnn.com this doesn’t mean anything, it’s not news worthy. Kashi isn’t a probability calculator. It could have 45% agreeing that santa clause is coming to town.