Remember when twitter let you do silly stuff like this?

Decided to start Couch to 5k again this morning 🫠 and I can't say I don't feel great right now, albeit extremely sweaty 🥵 it's true what they say about the endorphins from exercise. Speaking of, better take my buddy out for a dander 🐾

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#TipToe serves as a serious warning. LGBTQ+ people and their allies can't be blasé about things, it's more important to show up and speak out than ever against those who seek to destroy us 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Just finished this after finally getting around to watching it and I wasn't disappointed!! Fantastic series and I'm delighted they're doing a Season 3

Gary's away out so it's just me and Gus, chilling, few drinks and music on 🎶 what's everyone up to tonight?

The Gorge (2025) Starring Miles Teller, Anya Taylor-Joy & Sigourney Weaver. Much, much better than I expected going in. Great chemistry between the leads and an interesting plot ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Over Your Dead Body (2026) Starring Samara Weaving, Jason Segel, Timothy Olyphant, Juliette Lewis, Keith Jardine & Paul Guilfoyle. Hilarious with many unexpected twists. Weaving is so underrated! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) Starring Madelyn Cline, Sarah Pidgeon, Tyriq Withers, Jonah Hauer-King, Chase Sui Wonders, Jennifer Love Hewitt & Freddie Prinze Jr. Finally got round to watching it, it was alright ⭐️⭐️⭐️

They say, "Life begins" at 40 🥳 so here I am, kick-starting it off with a glass (or two) of Kylie Prosecco and a bubble bath 🫧

Would probably solve everything right now

Love the muscle gays, not gonna say they aren't hot or whatever, but my lords do most of them have this personality:

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I'm very drunk right now and have to go to my Dad's this afternoon. Love that for me 🫠😅

Obsessed with the hand knitted Traitors cloak my friend got made for me 😍😍😍

From yesterday's dog walk once it had cooled off a bit....

Huge fire at a recycling site in East Belfast today. No injuries or fatalities which is lucky. Local residents told to keep their windows and doors closed.

Last day of freedom so let's make the most of this glorious weather 😎

Now that we've all had time to digest it how fantastic was the #KYLIE documentary on Netflix ❤️

I never buy a newspaper anymore but I had to today for Kylie 🤩

Before Eurovision vs After Eurovision 🤣🤣🤣 had a great night 💫 my girl Delta Goodrem did me and Australia 🇦🇺 proud ✨️ hope she has a big holiday now and rests that gorgeous voice 😍 congratulations Bulgaria and thank you for saving Eurovision this year 😅

7 years ago..... wish it was sunny like this now!

Today I found out what Figging is and I -

It's #Eurovision week 🥳🥳 I'm backing Australia 🇦🇺 and Delta Goodrem this year 😍🏆

I walked the equivalent of eight miles in work today, any wonder I'm knackered 😂😂

www.instagram.com/reel/DXBSQKQ... so..... this actually worked

Had Gus out, time to slip back into something comfortable and enjoy the rest of a peaceful Sunday ✌️

I need darker curtains 😂 🌞

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instincts only: Desperate Housewives Kath & Kim Superstore Will & Grace Bad Girls Wentworth Motherland Gimme Gimme Gimme Buffy The Vampire Slayer Dexter Angel 2 Broke Girls From Grey's Anatomy The Simpsons

Me in less than a month from now:

Post the: Last movie you saw 🎥 Last game you played 📱 Last show you watched 📺 Last song you listened to 🎶

Masturbation Bingo 😂😂

Not as sunny and warm today. The legs will have to remain covered on the daily dog walk 😩 a reminder that summer isn't quite here yet...

Woke up like this, this morning 🍆🥵

Cheers 🍻

You didn't think I'd forget Hump Day did you? 😉

Finally completed S2 of this. So good and they dealt with the tragic IRL death of actor Chance Perdomo who played Andre really well. Excellent spin off series from The Boys

Good morning! Gus takes "Sunday as a day of rest" very seriously 😂🥰 and Gary brought me coffee in bed so we're off to a great start 🤩

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18 🎬

youtu.be/WLfF-mAKpLY?... you need to understand. This song. I'm obsessed 😍

Drop someone DRINKING Happy Saturday 🍻

Told ya I'd wear shorts today, it's currently sunny 🌞

April Showers be damned, I am wearing shorts to walk the dog today! My legs need to breathe 😌

Really should get up and showered but bed is so comfortable

I feel like a bad gay man but you guys, I'm not loving that new Madonna song 😕 in fact I'm disappointed...

Happy..... you already know what day it is 😉 roll on 5 o'clock and that's me for the weekend!

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry but teehee or hehe instead of a standard haha is an ick

Tired and overworked but I'm so happy that I got my hair done, feeling slightly more human 😌