Seeing the house come together in exactly the way we wanted is just so satisfying 😌 Gary's been doing so much painting! He's definitely the DIYer 🛠

Superman (2025) Starring David Corenswet, Rachel Brosnahan, Nicholas Hoult, Isabela Merced, Nathan Fillion, Skyler Gisondo & Edi Gathegi. Weak plot. Jokes that didn't land. Lack of on screen chemistry between cast. A disappointment ⭐️⭐️

Borderline (2025) Starring Samara Weaving, Ray Nicholson, Alba Baptista, Eric Dane, Jimmie Fails, Patrick Cox & Yasmeen Kelders. Absolutely hilarious and unexpected ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Weapons (2025) Starring Julia Garner, Amy Madigan, Josh Brolin, Austin Abrams, Benedict Wong, Alden Ehrenreich & Cary Christopher. Not what I was expecting but I still really, really liked it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Pete's Dragon (1977) Starring Sean Marshall, Mickey Rooney, Helen Reddy, Jim Dale, Shelley Winters & Red Buttons. Full of old school Disney charm and SFX that have held up surprisingly well almost 50 years later ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Not us both forgetting our 19th anniversary because we're so bloody tired 🤣🤣🤣 roll on our week off work 🙌

After several days of sorting stuff out someone is very happy he can finally test out the bath 🛁 🤣 @gazwreckster.bsky.social

We did a thing... ...officially homeowners 🔑 🥳 @gazwreckster.bsky.social

Oh dear 😳 Don't worry, I'll go tan soon enough 🤣🤣

RIP Terence Stamp 😢💔 you were magnificent

Well boys, she's a scorcher 🥵 Definitely gonna whip out the aloe vera body moisturiser later...

Have had to come in to give the pup a break... too warm for him. Thankfully he'll feel better after his groom on Tuesday 🐾

Right I'm forcing myself to get up now because the sun is out and it'd be a sin not to go out and enjoy it!!

The shorts were shorting today... *Dirty mirror and messy room including ironing board sold separately*

Not quite ready to get up and seize the day.... 😴

BuT ThEy ARenT GOinG AfTEr SAme sEX MaRRIaGe

Stand with trans people because it’s the right thing to do in its own right, but for those of us who didn’t…

Clinton's in Craigavon, Northern Ireland made this ai video to recruit a supervisor and I simply cannot cope 🤣🤣🤣🤣

NGL I'm starting to struggle 😴 roll on 5 o'clock! #Monday I'll never learn about drinking on a school night 🫠

Going for drinks with work colleagues tonight so it'll either be great craic or we'll never be able to look at each other ever again 🙃

Only place open round here at this time for a coffee. Don't normally rate theirs but I was desperate for caffeine 😅

It's too early for this 😒

What a rebel 😂 although I'm not really smoking, am I?

From 3 years ago, two of my most favourite photos ever ❤️ 🐾

Not working until 2pm, so Saturday morning spent in my pit....

Always one of those days 🤣

Cock probably icl

Chippy tea for dinner was had tonight 😋 two battered sausages and chips covered in chicken gravy 🤤 perfect Friday food 😋

Twitter porn appears to have returned for a lot of people. Don't know how or why but ngl I was missing some of my bookmarks 🫣

Can't stop laughing at how "out of nowhere" this post is 😂😂😂

Can everyone stop wishing summer away please? I hate the cold! Let me enjoy August in peace.

Could have used this information about two weeks ago after Belfast Pride 🤣🤣🤣

Not a bad hump day tbh. Had my quarterly review and scored a 4/5 so well happy with that by taking my team from worst in the country to no1 in our region 🥳

Guys, why did I look at Calvin Harris' latest Instagram post

One size does not fit all apparently, bought a new cock ring based on customer feedback on the website but can I for the life of me get it to go on? Can I fuck 🤣🤣🤣 now either it's too small or I'm just an idiot who can't figure out how to put it on.... Another new one arrived today so 🤞

First day back has been long 🫠 50 minutes to go...

Yellow Weather Warning ⚠️ across Northern Ireland and everyone has lost their damn minds apparently... yes it's windy, yes take care if travelling but my God... dramatic much? 😂

My wee tired best pal 🐾

I do appreciate my other half's art 🎨 but I also am lucky enough to get to show my appreciation in other ways too, if you catch my drift 🥵😈

You can say what you want about Belfast but I love our capital city ❤️🙌

Well....

Nobody said I couldn't be comfortable continuing the party at home....

Did Jennifer Lopez just invent anal? If only we'd known all these years!! 😭😭

Ready for day drinks 🍸 Happy Saturday everyone ✨️

OK fun!

I'm not really sure how to feel after watching the Bonnie Blue documentary.... like how many people secretly desire that level of sexual depravity, at least she's upfront about it.... ....then she kinda ruined it by meeting Andrew Tate.

I'm thinking of a famous French landmark

Four pics you're using to defend your face card.

Not drinking tonight. Saving myself for Saturday day drinks tomorrow for a friend's birthday 🎂 🥳 I do have some blood orange Thatchers in the fridge though 🤔