Whoever invented motion blur for video games should experience punishment for the crimes they’ve committed

love this dog. the bozo

i can smell like burger mode??? hell yeah

i thought it was “paper view” for an embarrassingly long time tbh

went here and everyone was wondering where you've been

me arriving to the function with my invisible tungsten hat

most people don't know this but when it's a red light and everyone else is stopped, you can go and get a head start, they're all waiting for you to go ahead

something awesome i realized a while back was that you can just sleep wherever you want to if you feel like it. your bed is just one of the places

if you think about it, even “onomatopoeia” could be an onomatopoeia, if it’s of someone saying onomatopoeia out loud

honestly i’m a lot like crickets in that i stay up all night making my weird noises

they call it Wplace be cause Lplace is wherever i go

the disney classic everyone knows 1 billion trillion dalmatians

i will become the first person to successfully sneeze with my eyes open

babe are you okay you drew sunspot fortnite again #fortnite

SUNSPOT SUNSPOT SUNSPOT #fortnite #sunspot

not even the great outdoors is safe from the grip of capitalism smh

look at him

Fun Road Trip Idea For You And Your Friends

if we’re doing the #darkwoke stuff or whatever can we take out golf along the way, boring ass sport for rich people that destroys the environment

is this true

this website is still so millenialpilled it's very funny

he copied my whole fuckin flow word for word bar for bar

Who’s ready for Friday? 🦆 @teminitemusic.bsky.social @nocopyrightsounds.bsky.social

penis

my body is a machine that turns Minor Anxiety Inducing Event into Ruined Week

You know what. Fuck you. I HAVE showered since last year. Every single day. Except may. But i'm not proud of that.

don’t listen to them, i can be trusted around raw eggs.

how many youtube videos do you gotta watch until you stop feeling hollow inside

i am non binary in theory. In practice i am mostly anxious

"Myth" out Friday pre-save: ffm.to/myth-presave

wiping off my brain because i got a lotta shit on my mind…

they should make a microwave that you can put metal into and it’s still chill and fine

Believe it or not, you have free will. For example, you can blink whenever you want. Such as right now, or perhaps later if you decide that’s what’s right.

putting the different versions of Vash into a blender and i guess that's what i'm doing #trigun

sorry can’t make it today, really busy w/ being unemployed :/ my b maybe can next time

why do they gotta make a New Moon every month? Surely they could create one that lasts longer?

this weeks video is LIVE! is this Star Wars Character Real or Fake? w/ Sunny, Peepaw, and Klein youtu.be/r2iBZFXU7J0?...

not to brag but erm…you’re welcome gamers 😎😎😎😎

Vash the Stampede… vs the most inconsistent art style of all time #trigun #tristamp

it’s fucked up that no one told me in order to be a content creator you have to interact with others and be okay with people perceiving you

fanart of @kungsljus.bsky.social's porter from artfight #dnd

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they don’t teach you about noticing that you can feel your hair on your forehead and ears over and over in Growing Up With A Buzz Cut School

overqualified for being unemployed

i think i should start a helium gas diet

when people tell you "don't believe what they say" they're actually talking about the same one non-binary person

things are getting desperate at sunster enterprises incorporated LLC

todays video is LIVE! is this WWE Wrestler Real or Fake? ft. @sunsterr.bsky.social peepaw, and @vhinfy.bsky.social actually crazy how funny this video was. go check it out! youtu.be/3PvOReAj73Q?...