At my funeral I want framed copies displayed of all the group photos strangers asked me to take.

Happy Birthday Uncle Earl. The only male in our family over twenty with a full head of hair. We are your Dorian Gray painting.

Mcgruff’s only family being his nephew hints at a dark past that would explain his obsession with fighting crime.

Home Alone Prequel: A horror movie about John Candy’s character’s child being left at a funeral parlor. A child fights corpse that come to life when the adults leave. Title: Funeral Home Alone.

I love “Thriller” performed by Vincent Price (featuring Michael Jackson).

Thought I was seeing Harry Potter but I guess it’s something called Star Princess 🤷‍♂️#starprincess

$40 to wait to develop pictures that look like 1999, that certainly would save on fun!

Was this supposed to look like a soothing cream filled coffee or the ominous flames of the robot uprising covering an AI dependent planet?

I can see why Joe Allen’s wall of failed broadway productions included the disappointing “Choking” musical.

I did not do this on purpose.

I have a new website with all my (uncensored) comics in one place! This is where you can go to learn about projects I’m working on. Or you can text my mom. #comics danscanlon313.wixsite.com/dan-scanlon

Cocktail called The Little Rascal: Mush infused vodka and Castor Oil.

As a kid The Little Rascals had me really curious to try mush.

So fun celebrating Onward’s 5th! As many of you said it’s not a film many people saw so I’ll ALWAYS be GRATEFUL for those who liked the most public personal project I may ever make. Thx for sharing your personal stories as well! See u in 5 years #Onward #10years

Today is the 5th anniversary of Onward! Thanks to the cast, crew & fans for the joy this film still brings me. 💙 #onward #pixar

“Dating Life” 1 of 8

Agreed!

Donkey Kong Jr 1 of 4

“Confidence” 1 of 4

“Obsolete” 1 of 7

It’s that time of year… @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @jonahrayrodrigues.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @feliciaday.bsky.social #emilykmarsh #Joelhodgson

What’s everyone thinking of writing for their second Bluesky post? #bluesky

Sorry to say the time has come for me to say hello to Bluesky. Sadly this will be my first post. 💙