I don't want to get political on here but Sam Bennett should be tried for treason

"Sebastian Aho" sounds like something a Cape Bretoner would mumble before slashing your tires for not being local

A nation comes to grips with the moral reality that Google searches "how to report Radko Gudas to ICE" spiked from coast to coast on Wednesday afternoon

Marner's biggest goal in a Maple Leaf sweater

It's time to give Crosby a dose of the serum

Sticking with Binnington this far because "he's been there" while he's been a bag of holes for months is the most Canadian shit ever

If this was 2014 and Celebrini was doing this some guy would already have a 1,500 word-6 chart piece on how Pavel Dorofeyev is actually better

If I wanted to see disgusting men workout in jeans I'll go the GoodLife at Pape and Danforth, thanks

Gonna wager a diminished presence of anything from the one STP album that wasn't garbage

Not a regular dad, a Berta Proud Dad

I'm merely a space hobbyist and I can tell you radiation levels on the surface of the moon are higher than those on Mars, but keep giving him money!

The Raptors are making an impactful trade, they're just out of frame wheeling and dealing

Found an Alberta separatist group with 35k members but somehow collectively like 19 brain cells A member said they would be taken more seriously if they stopped calling Canada communist and the replies are incredible

Steve Hears Pile in Malden and Bursts into Tears

I know there is a lot going on right now but anyone else see Season 1 Homer Simpson in the crema?

Giannis will go the Knicks in a comical trade that derails their season when he plays fewer than 11 games

Bobo did the dub

Some of the dumbest people I know are sharing this on FB and it may surprise u to learn they are actually talking about Mark Carney

Agreeing to the framework of a deal to extend Jamal Shead

Coroner: "He died shoveling snow at approximately 9:24" Wife: "Was that p.m.?" C: "No it was 9:24 of Bongzilla's 'Grim Reefer', he was absolutely given'er"

I thought welfare fraud was as American as Brett Favre

Seriously what is anyone who is not a depraved cretin or starved attention whore still doing on X/Twitter? Grow up, don't let that bot-fueled following define u

They have software at the gates of heaven that can tell if you were named by ChatGPT

Hero friend

Team Canada honouring the country's strong extradition ties with Italy by bringing Tom Wilson to the Olympics, I assume

"Got it right here in my Raptor bag"

Danzig II: Lucifuge is a Christmas album

Payton Pritchard averaging 50 ppg in church league

Just want to put it out there that @drewgrof.bsky.social's group chat "Alex Caruso is better than Michael Jordan" theory is breaking containment

Teaching the kids about Jesus's sister Janice, Janice Christ

Harrassing a school shooter's family because I had over 6.5 dead and they left a seventh child with non-life threatening injuries

The streaming apps are all fraudsters, rip-off artists, weapons tech investors, and gold bar-gifting grifters. That's why I'm dusting off my XL Case Logic loaded with uncompressed mp3s at 320 kbps on CDR

Chet Holmgren is Corn Belt Wemby

Wild news re: Alberta's hottest export showing up at a Tate McCrae show

Shoveled snow until I felt like I would die and my approach to removal for the rest of the winter is officially Fuckin' Leave It, It's Gonna Melt Eventually

People who bet on individual pitch outcomes honestly belong on a federal watchlist

Folks, Lays has a Turkey Dinner potato chip on the market and I am telling u that they are 100% repackaged roast chicken flavor

These vehicles are certified Loser Cruisers

My LA friends said they really thought the Blue Jays would "finish the business" because we have a statue of a business man outside the Dome

At least I have tickets to Game 8

Gausman filling the pitch meter on every throw

If I'm the Dodgers I am politely asking Blake Snell to quit snortin' G Fuel and playing the sticks all night

It's time for somebody on the Blue Jays and launch a ball 98.4 mph thru Mary Hart's soul

Ah yes the Dodgers, the churchiest-ass team in the league, "Not Like Us," indeed

The Blue Jays have chased Alfred E. Neuman from the game

Me and the fellas kept Blake Snell up all night on the hotel WiFi playing Battlefield 6

Shohei Ohtani seeing Blue Jays +185 and longing for Ippei Mizuhara

Video game pals do I need to play Silent Hill 2? No experience with this series

These are the kind of price guys who call the umpires "refs" will pay