Seems like the WNBA reporting infrastructure is growing bc this is the first mock I've seen that wasn't based purely on VIBES

Kinda funny how Stephane Richer, who scored at least 50 twice and won a Cup with the Habs, is a blip in the team's history while the Leafs have a bronze sculpture of a guy who topped 40 goals once and played one fully healthy season

Just thinking how fucked up it is that we had Desert Storm trading cards, like not only Dick Cheney and generals but there was an actual Saddam Hussein "Leader" card

I hope the Blue Jays have a good EAP because Brendon Little needs career counselling

Dawn Staley would clean Geno's clock

Guessing the delivery date after using a money order to buy a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt thru Hit Parader in 1993:

I'm sure Radko Gudas, the Kladno Mauler, will learn his lesson this time

Late-stage George Springer > late-stage capitalism

I hope the Blue Jays have a good EAP because Brendon Little needs career counselling

Cal Raleigh is 0-for-7 with 7 strikeouts. Ass toward enemy

It's time to take issue with the science in Project Hail Mary. No amount of "evidence" will convince me some people have a genetic variant that makes cilantro taste bad... just grow up already

No more apropos guy to be the final out of a dying empire than a Roman.

What an amazing showcase for contemporary Major League Baseball, and here to tell you all about it is the man who hates it most, John Smoltz

Mark DeRosa is chill AF in the dugout telling his team there's nothing to worry about, it's only Game 1

Tugboat gets Bruce Harper reaching for the raw milk

I can't believe there is actual debate over Bam's big night vs a team that acquired two stars just to sit them the rest of the season. Fuck tanking teams, Brunson should drop 90 on the Jazz tonight

Goddamn it I'm the guy who had Bam Adebayo over 82.5 points and 10 rebounds on Darft kings tonight

There's a 2003 version of me scrolling this lineup ready to divert tuition money if I read The Soundtrack Of Our Lives

Will move anywhere to lineup against this dweeb for one beer league game

Dude in my neighborhood who parks his Cybertruck so it extends over the sidewalk is in for a surprise today

Brock Nelson absolutely declined the invite because he wasn't about to let Nathan MacKinnon see him eating this shit

Great replacement theory but it's real and Quebecois goaltenders are the victims

Brady Tkachuk asking if he and Matthew still get to carry on the family tradition of vandalizing their Olympic hotel room

What is the point of Tom Wilson if he does not deliver the head of Brady Tkachuk?

OBAMA: Good luck, Team USA, versus Canada. Our neighbor to the north, best friend, and home of Jonathan Toews BIDEN: What happened? We have the Broten boys... Gump Worsley is a tough son of a bitch though TRUMP: WE'RE GOING TO MAKE GRETZY GOVERNOR AND THEO FLEURY LIEUTENANT IT WILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL

I don't want to get political on here but Sam Bennett should be tried for treason

A nation comes to grips with the moral reality that Google searches "how to report Radko Gudas to ICE" spiked from coast to coast on Wednesday afternoon

Marner's biggest goal in a Maple Leaf sweater

It's time to give Crosby a dose of the serum

Sticking with Binnington this far because "he's been there" while he's been a bag of holes for months is the most Canadian shit ever

If this was 2014 and Celebrini was doing this some guy would already have a 1,500 word-6 chart piece on how Pavel Dorofeyev is actually better

If I wanted to see disgusting men workout in jeans I'll go the GoodLife at Pape and Danforth, thanks

Gonna wager a diminished presence of anything from the one STP album that wasn't garbage

Not a regular dad, a Berta Proud Dad

I'm merely a space hobbyist and I can tell you radiation levels on the surface of the moon are higher than those on Mars, but keep giving him money!

The Raptors are making an impactful trade, they're just out of frame wheeling and dealing

Found an Alberta separatist group with 35k members but somehow collectively like 19 brain cells A member said they would be taken more seriously if they stopped calling Canada communist and the replies are incredible

Steve Hears Pile in Malden and Bursts into Tears

I know there is a lot going on right now but anyone else see Season 1 Homer Simpson in the crema?

Giannis will go the Knicks in a comical trade that derails their season when he plays fewer than 11 games

Bobo did the dub

Some of the dumbest people I know are sharing this on FB and it may surprise u to learn they are actually talking about Mark Carney

Agreeing to the framework of a deal to extend Jamal Shead

Coroner: "He died shoveling snow at approximately 9:24" Wife: "Was that p.m.?" C: "No it was 9:24 of Bongzilla's 'Grim Reefer', he was absolutely given'er"

I thought welfare fraud was as American as Brett Favre

Seriously what is anyone who is not a depraved cretin or starved attention whore still doing on X/Twitter? Grow up, don't let that bot-fueled following define u

They have software at the gates of heaven that can tell if you were named by ChatGPT

Hero friend

Team Canada honouring the country's strong extradition ties with Italy by bringing Tom Wilson to the Olympics, I assume