Danzig II: Lucifuge is a Christmas album

Payton Pritchard averaging 50 ppg in church league

Just want to put it out there that @drewgrof.bsky.social's group chat "Alex Caruso is better than Michael Jordan" theory is breaking containment

Teaching the kids about Jesus's sister Janice, Janice Christ

Harrassing a school shooter's family because I had over 6.5 dead and they left a seventh child with non-life threatening injuries

The streaming apps are all fraudsters, rip-off artists, weapons tech investors, and gold bar-gifting grifters. That's why I'm dusting off my XL Case Logic loaded with uncompressed mp3s at 320 kbps on CDR

Chet Holmgren is Corn Belt Wemby

Wild news re: Alberta's hottest export showing up at a Tate McCrae show

Shoveled snow until I felt like I would die and my approach to removal for the rest of the winter is officially Fuckin' Leave It, It's Gonna Melt Eventually

People who bet on individual pitch outcomes honestly belong on a federal watchlist

Folks, Lays has a Turkey Dinner potato chip on the market and I am telling u that they are 100% repackaged roast chicken flavor

These vehicles are certified Loser Cruisers

My LA friends said they really thought the Blue Jays would "finish the business" because we have a statue of a business man outside the Dome

At least I have tickets to Game 8

Gausman filling the pitch meter on every throw

If I'm the Dodgers I am politely asking Blake Snell to quit snortin' G Fuel and playing the sticks all night

It's time for somebody on the Blue Jays and launch a ball 98.4 mph thru Mary Hart's soul

Ah yes the Dodgers, the churchiest-ass team in the league, "Not Like Us," indeed

The Blue Jays have chased Alfred E. Neuman from the game

Me and the fellas kept Blake Snell up all night on the hotel WiFi playing Battlefield 6

Shohei Ohtani seeing Blue Jays +185 and longing for Ippei Mizuhara

Video game pals do I need to play Silent Hill 2? No experience with this series

These are the kind of price guys who call the umpires "refs" will pay

You can spend years, decades in the shitter as a sports fan. Felipe Crespo? Sure, I talked myself into him one time. This feels amazing

Mariners get Gabe Speier up in the pen every night just so no one has to sit and smell him

Josh Naylor has no trouble digging it out of the dirt because that's how he gets his dinner

Giving Geese another shot, who still give me big vibes of this

Has anyone figured out what's going on with the guy who sits behind home plate in Toronto and looks like he's about to leak synthol from his arms?

If I was one of these rich guys I would do all kinds of cool shit and zero of it would be sweating profusely and spewing nonsense about the fucking antichrist in public interviews

Donald Trump, sir, this is currently war-torn hell hole Toronto and u should not under any circumstances allow for good American boys Big Dumper, Logan Gilbert, Bryan Woo, and George Kirby to leave US soil

Yeah because he got his ass handed to him in Part 1!

Bro looks like he's on the doorstep of assuming his natural form as the human cigarette

Matt Strahm looks like he's about to take a bag of empties off my hands

Love baseball it's fine

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

Folks,

Shirt tucked in pleated-ass pants game. Soft as shit, get someone to carry your gear-ass game

Ripping down the effective speed cameras because like 3 of Ford's friends keep getting nailed for doing 95 on Rathburn Road

Playing around with RoboCop: Rogue City and it's functionally RoboCop 2.5 with a continuation of the "Nuke" storyline... decent AA game!

Underrated Pearl Jam cut

Disco Elysium is truly the most leftist game of all time, the studio immediately collapsing into bitter infighting demonstrates the depth of its authenticity

Guys? Love to remember them

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Washed level: 2 concerts in 3 days and currently dealing with a debilitating left index toe injury

Hitting middle-age is cool, my wife's like: "If I drop dead there is a file with all of our financial information and how to access the accounts" Me: "Damn, never thought like this. If I drop dead here's how to get Premier League games on Fubo while someone's using the PS5"

Find me an orthodontist with a better playlist than Scarborough's STO, who are playing Turnstile at 9:55 a.m.

Here's muh boys Ku, Klux, Klan, Klaan, and Klann

Finally, my lifelong dream to see one of my teams tied to the New York Jets' rich culture of sucking ass