I guess the ranchers didn’t say thank you

Two weeks out from Minneapolis City elections! Rank @jazzformayor.bsky.social # 1! Vote for @aurinmpls.bsky.social for Ward 12! LFG!

How much equity are we getting in Argentina for $40B?

Rank @jazzformayor.bsky.social #1!

iOS 26 just straight killing battery life on the daily. Getting ~75% of the usage before the phone bricks when compared to iOS 18.

Happy to see AI is so advanced it thinks I’m a female PoC

We don’t top out until someone creates a 5X levered ETF/ETN with 0DTE options.

The President could have designated a handful of BLS employees essential and given us the September employment report today. Instead, we got this ...

Solidly in the FO of the FA

On Saturday I turned “why do my elbows hurt by just existing” years old.

Luck of the Irish! #skol  #Vikings

You know you’re staying at a classy establishment when they feature America’s finest grounds

Jalen Hurts rolling in looking like Jamiroquai. Eagles by eleventy billion

Say you want to euthanize unsheltered people. No problem. Tell a pretty milquetoast joke about the President. YOU’RE FIRED! (This has nothing to do with Nexstar trying to merge with Tenga. Nothing*) *Everything

Who’s getting excited for Wentz World?!? #Vikings #Skol

Demanding everyone come back into the office will surely fix a decade of massive strategic missteps.

#Vikings #Skol

Who’s getting excited for Wentz World?!? #Vikings #Skol

#Vikings #Skol

Is Tot-tober a thing? Like you showcase tater tots with most meals in October. Is that a thing? I’m going to make it a thing. I may have gotten into the edibles again.

Yes

I'm going to lol when $CBRL sales continue to fall and everyone who was so mad at the logo change aren't actually $CBRL customers and the restaurant's woes are tied to demographic changes and a decades' long fight with an activist investor.

I love this for you?

It’s been 5 years!

Just wild that we’ve got a Poutine Pump going in ShitCo $OPEN over on Twitter dot com and people are crying that money is too tight.

The Minnesota State Fair is wild y’all

Very specific niche

OH at the Minnesota State Fair; “ She’s got a beautiful mammary system on her.”

A SCIF, but make it a gym.

The key is to sell Minneapolis Real Estate before Target zeros. So probably 5-7 year runway before property tax base really implodes.

Priorities

I’m “I went to the doctor yesterday and got a pneumonia vaccine shot” years old.

The impact is consumers have $20B+ less in their pockets due to the tax.

After you send an email, do you ever want to punch yourself directly in the face?

Spaghett SZN

The $SPY should be trading at Emerging Market multiples

Really not fighting those Fascism claims at all anymore

Who would have thought rolling out a Tariff policy with no clear plan and deporting the backbone of manual labor (legal status notwithstanding) without a plan to backfill would lead to bad economic outcomes?

Confirmed Thong Song on the speakers at the gym. Not mad at it.

If the Guinness truck blocks your driveway, you’re entitled to free beer

I’ve been trying to ship a package to Portugal for 2 weeks. My new address is the UPS Store in Highland, Saint Paul, MN.

Been stupid busy the past week and I don’t know why American Eagle jeans are facist or why everyone is making Age Verification jokes…and you know what?

Somebody at me when they find the Powell/Trump Fed interaction with the Curb Your Enthusiasm music playing in the background

This MFer at the gym sounds like he’s birthing a cactus. Dude is only lifting 20 pounds. We gotta set a 25 pound floor before you’re grunting like a barnyard orgy.

“Your margin is my opportunity.” Trump, probably.

They’re finally bringing back Coke Classic!

Got Vibe Shamed at the gym today. NGMI

Coldplay puts on a great show 🤷‍♂️

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good and don't let good be the enemy of done.