…therein lies the problem

Minneapolis has earned the right

Excuse me?

$10 billion: Americans have now paid ~$10 billion more on gasoline since the U.S. attacks on Iran began a month ago- today adding ~$430 million alone.

I’m throwing my hat in the ring for Minnesota Governor on two policy planks. 1. Change the unofficial state food of Minnesota from Jucy Lucys to Cream Cheese Wontons. 2. Change the Governor’s fishing opener to Governor’s first beer on a patio opener.

Like this post to vote for Northeast Champion Minnesota!

Pam Bondi lasted 38.27 Scaramuccis

How your e-mail finds me is housing a bag of store brand turkey jerky in the gym bathroom

turmOIL

If you're close to a Home Depot, their truck rental is less expensive as they don't charge mileage like Menards and U-Haul.

i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin

Bought some #$CBP and #$AVGO in the PA yesterday. Don’t know if this is a barbell strategy or a DUMBbell strategy.

"Net migration last year was substantially negative. That is more people left the country than came in... the first time that's happened in at least half a century." That's a huge economic shift.

St. Paul, MN @reuters.com #NoKings

***Drink each time someone misidentifies Saint Paul as Minneapolis*** I CAN’T FEEL MY TEETH DO I STILL HAVE THEM?!?!?

Bruce Springsteen performs “Streets of Minneapolis”

“.. they’ve designated the rally at the Minnesota Capitol in St. Paul as the national flagship event, in recognition of how the state where federal agents fatally shot two people who were monitoring Trump’s immigration crackdown became an epicenter of resistance.” www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

GS oil price scenarios

“I had a dick before I cut it off”

I’m sick of winning

Kash Patel’s GMail account got hacked?

I'm declaring a force majeure on my portfolio

Been getting a lot of DMs RE: Why is the market down 10% from all time highs in an AI super-cycle? (Because the POTUS is a pedophile who started an ill thought out war with no defined strategy sending the price of crude oil up 50% in a month to distract from the fact he’s a pedophile)

Tell me you don't read intel briefs without telling me you don't read intel briefs

Lettuce see how this ages

The @twinsbaseball.bsky.social have a special dog night event where you can bring your pups to the park. But! They make you buy your dog a seat at $47 a pop. You can’t hate this team enough.

Qatar seems pissed. @reuters.com

I successfully traded a Brazilian Oil ShitCo for +70% in 2.5 months. #$PBR

Generational trauma

Came across a stack of newspapers I've saved over the years. Interesting that Y2K coincided with Putin taking over in Russia.

Why does my Dad have a bucket that contained 36 pounds of Bavarian Crème Filling and why didn’t he save me any?

Wife and I replaced some electric outlets during the blizzard. Are we AI proof now?

Properly blizzarding in So MPLS at the moment

YARDENI: “.. three days after the war began, we concluded it might last longer, leading to a 10%-15% correction, and warned that we could not rule out a bear market. “.. we've become concerned that a weakening US economy might exacerbate the cracks in the US private credit market.”

Bone spurs?

Such Vietnam vibes from Hegseth: We're dropping more bombs every day! The body count is going up! We know what we're doing! Questions about problems, setbacks? Don't believe your lying eyes!

turmOIL

The current oil shock is at least 10x more important to the economy than all the possible losses in private credit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

When is Trump going to send ICE to brutalize the CVS offices in Rhode Island? Or does he only do that when the perpetrators of fraud are PoC?

Did an eight year old write this?

I don’t think you can TACO a war. But here we are.

turmOIL

Oil at $100+ Sunday night unless Trump has a TACO brunch this weekend

Today I turned old man in a knee brace at the gym years old.

Oil at $100+ Sunday night unless Trump has a TACO brunch this weekend

China and Russia are aiding Iran in the war against the USA. Trump started WWIII to distract from the fact he’s a pedophile.