Emirates DXB-LAX medical diversion to MSP from the dog park

I would like 1 gravity defying undershirt please

Still a banger

Consumer sentiment numbers are just a proxy for gas prices

How did people eat before Door Dash?

Dude who deals drugs to the unsheltered population set up shop at 50th and South 34th. Inching closer to leaving for the ‘burbs.

Tariffs but make them more complicated? It’s never been more over

Washington is debating suspending the 18.4¢ federal gas tax. But nobody is talking about the REAL tax Americans are paying: the Iran war premium. It’s adding roughly $1.35 per gallon right now, costing drivers about $571 million today alone. Over 71 days? Nearly $28 billion.

Gas prices: record seasonal high Beef prices: record high Farmers: bankruptcies up 46%, can’t get fertilizer Foreclosure rates: 6 year high Epstein pedos: still being protected MAGA: at least we owns the libs.

Loomer reminds me of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood

Going to cosplay the Strait of Hormuz this weekend

Leave a Future left

I need a clothing company to make T-Shirts in Medium and 1/2. In a medium I look like Will Ferrell banging out more cowbell. In a large I look like Billie Eilish in concert.

One of my quirks is referring in text to companies by their ticker symbol even if they haven’t been publicly traded in years. Looking at you #$LNKD.

US TRADE COURT RULES AGAINST TRUMP'S 10% GLOBAL TARIFF

If you are a Zelennial born in the 5 year window between 1993 and 1998 you got the perfect experience: graduated college into a strong labor market with wage growth and easy job switching elder millennials lacked AND dodged educational impacts from remote COVID school and AI that hit Gen Z.

At $1.4b, (assuming $400m from private donations and $1b from Congress) the cost overrun of the ballroom now exceeds $1b. Thats more than overrun on the fed renovation by about $250m, which is two buildings. Should Pirro investigate?

The year is 2047, Republicans “If you look at what the Sleepy Joe Biden Administration did…”

The guy who was married to Jane Fonda and donated $1B to the UN to help refugees in conflict zones wasn’t “woke”? lol

Last year’s assessment straight from Trump’s mouth was the US “totally obliterated” Iran’s nuclear enrichment facilities and left nothing but “nuclear dust.” 🤔

Hey Minneapolitans, getting a new fence installed next week and have the old bamboo fencing to discard of. Is this a solid waste sitch, regular trash, or dump day duty? Any help appreciated!

Sharks with freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads!

The SoH blockade lasts until gas hits $5/gallon and diesel hits $6/gallon so May 15?

a double spike day I don't believe in my ~20 years I've ever seen this- $4.79, then updated to $4.99. unprecedented. what's even more wild that the market has completely gone insane is that all 3 markets are the SAME- MI/IN/OH

Shorter Powell

Eh, they have 30 more days before they need an AUMF. “We’re leaving over the next few weeks…” and then just stay and be forced to get the AUMF on day 90.

Shorter Powell

There is absolutely no time in the history of planet earth that the wind did not blow in North Dakota

1. They’re just a bad retailer. They haven’t decided if they want to be a sundry shop or food shop and their inventory reflects this. Target Circle? Just give me the best price, no hoops 2. Rollback of DEI initiatives made me explore other retailers. Costco now gets 2/3rds of my Target spend

The @twinsbaseball.bsky.social host a “Bark in the Park” game where you can bring your dog. But! But! They make you buy your dog a $47.50 ticket. Shame this team didn’t get contracted.

Assports indeed cc: @samsteindc.bsky.social

Hey @aurinmpls.bsky.social, we need some major attention on South 34th. Active drug deals all day between the Speedway on 50th and the Parkway. One drug deal stopped traffic in the middle of 34th. Insanity.

Keep Minneapolis weird

How do you know you’re in a Boomer stock club? You have an outsized position in #$INTC 😆😆😆

I just simply wouldn’t enter a Mideast war without defined goals and an exit strategy. But that’s just me, apparently.

Awesome. The drug addled mentally ill guy who threatened to kill me last week is back on the street across from my house. The past week has been hell on 34th Ave So with drug parties behind two businesses leading to two ODs and chaos. Harm Reduction really hurting this Nokomis cooridor.

The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.

Trump Administration summed up in a Community Note

Refund? In this economy?

My favorite thing to do recently is call 911 on the mentally disturbed guy (4th year of this nonsense) who yells nonstop outside of my home and neighborhood grocery store and threatens me when I tell him to quiet down. Second fav is that the police can’t do anything without “a long paper trail.”

Hardest working person in Government

When the hell did we decide to rebrand fiber as prebiotics?

Are you tired of winning?

You call this a pump? Gotta do better Donnie

We’re currently doing the 1970s econ collapse. May as well fast forward to 2008 style collapse

Streisand Effect