I already do cardio at the airport. 🤷‍♂️

“Hey ChatGPT, where does the food go?”

Nothing I love more than ripping off 5 sets of 10 wearing a suit in the middle of Concourse G at MSP after housing 3 glasses of cheap SkyClub Prosecco.

It’s not the mash-up that we wanted, but it’s the mash-up we deserve

Put huge Tariffs on Chinese goods, China no buy soybeans, bailout Argentina, Argentina sells soybeans below market price to China, U.S. farm bankruptcies reach 10 year high, use Tariff revenue to bailout farmers because of Tariffs on Chinese goods. Communism, but more steps.

“Fuck, I’m cold.” -Me, for the next 4 months

Just came back from a week abroad

2005 Grammy Award winning Hip-hop sensation Ludacris is doing scammy automobile extended warranty commercials which means it’s time for Millennials to schedule our first colonoscopy.

Would be wild if $NFLX acquiring $WBD marks the top like AOL/Time Warner in 2000.

a/s/l?

Dilly Bar weather today #SkiUMah

Mall of America's recipe for success includes an amusement park, pop-up stores, weddings and raves. Can local malls take a page from the country's largest shopping center?

Where are we on having markets close at 12 PM CT every day?

You just died The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you A giant chunk of red meat. (Yeah that tracks)

What, you need to leave your house to Sauna?

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

“Fuck, I’m cold.” -Me, for the next 4 months

***Slams Laptop Shut*** Officially in let’s circle back until after the holidays* to all who celebrate* *4th of July Holidays

TPUs > GPUs www.cnbc.com/2025/11/26/a...

“Oh Danny, this isn’t Russia. Is this Russia?”

$NVDA doing stock promotes like some ShitCo fraud was not on my bingo card.

$NVDA doing stock promotes like some ShitCo fraud was not on my bingo card.

“How’s JJ McCarthy looking?” #Vikings #Skol

#Skol #Vikings

#Skol #Vikings

At least we’ll always have this classic #Vikings #Skol

Live look-in at the #Vikings game. #Skol

Don’t mind me, just over here on Urban Dictionary getting caught up on current events.

Well, that’s just about enough internet forever

Tell me you know nothing about how healthcare in U.S. works without telling me you know nothing about how healthcare in the U.S. works.

Just a casual 2.3% swing in the PA from open.

$NVDA ‘s margin is $GOOG ‘s opportunity. Or something like that.

UE > 4.4%

If you can afford to fly to the US, pay for lodging, and attend World Cup matches; you ain't staying in the US when it's over.

Shorter Hassett: “Fuck them kids.”

Just wild that Obama almost got impeached for wearing a tan suit

Shut the government down again $SPY $QQQ $DOW

Like fish in the microwave

Saying you inadvertently backed the US into a “National Security Event” isn’t the flex he thinks it is.

This explains why 54% of American Adults have a reading comprehension at or below that of a 5th Grader.

75% off Halloween Costume Face

#Vikings #Skol

Refs bet the under #Vikings

Just turning on the #Vikings game #Skol

Just turning on the #Vikings game #Skol

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

I just paid $12.15 for 10 ounces of the most basic coffee at my neighborhood grocery store. How does Trump still have any support?

If you experience an election lasting longer than four hours, call your doctor and ask them if they’ve ranked @jazzformayor.bsky.social # 1 for Mayor yet.

If you watch ONE video, please watch this one. Please share. Help us make history. We are so so close!!