Writing a book that contains all my trauma and having it reach the #1 bestseller would probably heal me 🤭

Feeling like a beautiful fountain that people only visit to throw a coin in

Pizza pizza go in tummy me so hungy me so hungy

I don’t have childhood trauma! It’s only a coincidence that all my favorite books growing up were about orphaned children

Life is just alternating drinking water and peeing forever and then u die

I’ve been out of office (away from Bluesky) looking at our beautiful Earth… unfortunately it’s back to the grind today (shitposting)

I wish I could schedule my posts. I’d like to entertain you guys all day without actually being here. Kind of like a deadbeat father

Just went to the grocery store and this guy was like “back already?” and I was like wym and he’s like “I saw you earlier” and I was like no I haven’t been here in months and he was like “you must have a twin” and I’m like… I don’t

Pretty sure my grandparents’ toaster will survive the apocalypse

Just listened to brat again and it felt like Kamala was really gonna win this thing

Boss said we can leave 2 hours early let’s goooo

So almost every I know had something horrible & unexpected happen to them this week 😭 Makes me feel less alone ig? But not… better, bc what is going onnnn

We made it to Friday!!! And I have a long weekend 😮‍💨 About to be like this

Feeling this hard rn. This week kinda broke me and I think I’m about ready to cut out all material pleasures & distractions and devote all my free time to my writing. I don’t need doomscrolling or DoorDash, I need to make something meaningful 💜

Looking for moots! I’m Kiersten, 29 (soon to be 30), and I’d love to be moots with anyone interested in: - books (love fantasy and anything gothic) 📚 - vampires - cozy gaming and overwatch 🎮 - musicals (esp Starkid) - crafts and art (hand embroidery is my fave) 🪡 - gardening - cats #promosky

A lot of the skyline seems really sad right now (I am too, it’s been a bad week ngl). I don’t have much to say but here’s one of my favorite pics I’ve taken. I hope things get better for us soon 💙

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I legitimately don’t understand why people do this when 1) there are sooo many easier careers to fake your way through 2) authors don’t get much glory nowadays, let alone money ???

Listening to The Middle at age 31 and pretending it still applies to me

Looks like I’m drinking an ice cold brewski at the office rn but it’s just green tea 😭

I’ve tried almost every metaphorical prison u can think of… the Poverty Trap… the Golden Handcuffs… hoping to visit Fame is a Prison next!!

Me saying “everything will work out!” when a situation has never once resolved in my favor

I would like to STOP my subscription to devastating news, thanks in advance!!!

The feeling powerless as a child to practicing witchcraft as an adult pipeline

Some of y’all yap a lot more than you like my posts… but lucky for you 🎶 baby I’m a Giver 🎵

Thinking about getting back into toxic friendships!! Does anyone have sb they’d recommend? 💕

Happy Monday! My dream was about an airport that doesn’t tell you where you’re going til after you show up lol

Lore / trauma drop for 600 & 700 followers 🫢🌶️

A gay teenager just complimented my hair so I guess u could say I’m slaying the boots down today 💅🏻

Drafted this while high last night… peering into the gears of the universe… 🌀

What’s everyone doing this weekend?? I need to get out of the house but idk what I want yet, gimme some ideas 🤭

The bot people haven’t been liking my posts much lately. Did I complain about them too many times? I’m just kidding bot people I love youuu. Please make my posts blow up again

Got assigned an urgent new project at 4 PM on a Thursday

Taking my lil walk to the office bathroom every 23 minutes

Call me fluid bc I’m about to bi everything in this whole damn store

I fully believe I was in a Truman Show type prank this morning where none of the other drivers around me actually had their license… this is the only thing that could explain the driving I just saw

If anyone hasn’t seen Sinners yet, do it!! It shouldn’t be so rare to find art where the director’s love and respect for their craft is so evident but that’s exactly how I felt watching it. Like everyone involved put their whole heart into it. In our AI slop age we need to keep real art alive ❤️

Just remembered I had a friend growing up whose mom made her go to bed at 7:30 PM every night… one night I stayed for dinner and she went to bed right after… I had to call my mom like my friend went to bed come get me

An alarm clock is not enough, I need someone to drag me out of bed by the ankles

Crazy to think about how people born in the late 1900s lived to see both Facebook and Bluesky … wow … history is amazing

Disorganized attachment style: get yourself a girl that can do it all!! 💯

If all goes as planned, I’ll be moving cross country in just over a month 😌 Let’s hope I can pull it all together, I really need the change of scenery🤞🏻

The grass is too green today like…… I don’t believe this

The way I can’t even remember people’s names from law school and it was 3 years ago??? Maybe trauma really does cause memory loss

I don’t even know anymore mannnn

Touching grass >>>>

Skyline so quiet I’m venturing into feeds I haven’t looked at since I joined this app

Sucks that I love to stay up late but I also love getting up early but I also love to be asleep 🙂‍↔️

Thinking about when my manager at my last job told me “Don’t even give me 2 weeks notice when you quit, I would hate for you to waste 2 more weeks at this place.” 😩

Good morning & happy Friday 💚