Not gonna lie that post by Tindalls daughter has wound me right up, I really hope he gives her a propa bollocking the cheeky little fucker #NUFC

Absolute dog shit in the second half each and every one of them #NUFC

Had a feeling it was gonna be some doylum being racist when I seen the ref talking to the benches, identify and ban asap I’m not arsed who the opponents are it’s never acceptable #NUFC

Once again we come out after HT looking like a totally different side, nowhere near good enough so far #NUFC

A decent first half, not anywhere near as front footed as I expected us to be but I think that’s more because they’ve looked dangerous on the break. Buzzing for big Nick to get an assist, he’s had a good first half all round really as has everyone imo #NUFC

Toon is bouncing already, gonna be a messy day today! Me and the lads all putting £5 in each and all picking someone for first goalscorer (out of a hat) with the winner taking the pot. Last time we did this was the 5-1 match and I had Nolan, hoping it’s a similar situation today 🤞 #NUFC

Right that’s me ready, meeting the lads at 9 so plenty time to calm the nerves before the match. Feeling strangely confident today tho which is unusual for a derby day, I’m gonna go with a dominant 3-0 win and I’ve not even had any beers yet 😂💪 #NUFC

4 points off 5th with a win tomorrow, I think with 1 game a week we could put a good run together whilst sides like Chelsea don’t seem to be able to buy a win atm. Could be a very good end to the season if we play the way we all know we can 🤞 first things first tho let’s batter the unwashed 💪 #NUFC

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Things it's not a damming indictment of: -Transfers -Howe -Howe's sister's cousin's hamster who's secretly running the Toon's scouting op. - Any single player - The ghost of Jackie Charlton What it is: -a proper schooling on a non linear journey to greatness #nufc

This is gonna get messy, Barca have came out in the second half and turned it up a notch showing the gulf in quality between the sides. Gutting after how the first half went but we all knew Barca were capable of doing this to us, nightmare #NUFC

Very good first half from the lads there, we’ve gone toe to toe with Barca which not many sides even attempt to do. Daft challenge from Tripps which was definitely a penalty, I’d bring Tino on at half time as one miss-timed challenge and Tripps is off #NUFC

Well an early kick off means an early finish at work again, I reckon dinner time is an acceptable finish considering I’m actually trying to persuade myself not to just go home now 😂 time for the surprise of the round as we get past this lot tonight, Gordon and Elanga against that high line 👌 #NUFC

Was always gonna be given as a handball in the Champions League that, we know all too well how the handball rule can kick you in the bollocks in this competition #UCL

Seems like every day there’s stories of a different player leaving this summer, certain sections of the media seem desperate to break our squad up but I’m honestly not worried. I think we might lose Tino and/or Tonali but this exodus people seem to think will happen is unlikely imo #NUFC

Just seen we are the early kick off on Wednesday, safe to say I’ll be leaving graft a little early to make sure I’m back for it. Home kit with white shorts and socks please 🙏 #NUFC

Aye Rosenior is a helmet, every time I hear him speak he just comes across unlikeable. The fact he’s crying saying they should have a pen is wild, Palmer stands on Woltemade so if anything it’s a free kick to us. There certainly should have been a penalty but it wasn’t for them #NUFC

Over the moon with that, I would have been happy with a draw today so to go there and win in the way we did is very satisfying. Willock and Ramey both outstanding along with Gordon and Hall, nobody had a bad game but those 4 were another level for me! On to Barca on Wednesday 💪🖤🤍 #NUFC

They may be ahead in terms of possession but we’ve been the better side imo, looking solid defensively and dangerous on the break. Chelsea to get a red in the second half and us to go on and win 3-0 👌 #NUFC

100% gets given if it’s the other way round there #NUFC

Lovely run from Willock there 👌 not meaning to be negative after we just scored but by Christ I hate Chris Sutton 😂 #NUFC

Hoping that’s 442 today as if our midfield 3 is Willock Ramsey and Woltemade I’ve got no idea who’s gonna play in the deeper role. Murphy and Barnes as traditional wingers with Nick an Gordon up top please 🙏 #NUFC

Could be worse we could be Spurs 😂 #NUFC

An absolute kick in the bollocks right at the end there but we’ve shown we can compete with them, we now need to go over there and turn them over at their place, we are definitely capable imo #NUFC

Gotta think Gordon will be able to play some part, I think he will be looking at that high line and telling Eddie he wants on after an hour or so. Good first half but Barca will up the tempo second half, we need to stay focused and I don’t see why we can’t get a win #NUFC

Lewis Hall, that’s it just Lewis Hall #NUFC

Surprising line up in terms of Osula over Gordon and I thought Murphy might start ahead of Elanga. Even without Gordon we have a lot of pace and Barca usually play with a very high line, might be the beer talking but fuck it I’m going 2-0 #NUFC

Tell you what Osimhen must have the worst attitude in the world for none of the biggest clubs to have taken a chance on him, he’s such a good player! Maybe it’s because he’s a bit of a maverick and most clubs don’t want that these days, I’d love him here tbh #NUFC

Galatasaray are all over Liverpool here, could very easily be 3 up already #UCL

Getting to site to find out my delivery isn’t gonna come till 4pm is usually a nightmare, today it means half a driveway of block paving then home so plenty time for beers before the match. Not expecting anything but hoping we can pull off a shock 🤞 #NUFC

Christ we’ve got Joe Hart joining in with the City fans songs while commentating now 🤦‍♂️ was always gonna be tough tonight and Man City have been class since about the 25th minute. No time to cry about it tho with a massive match to come on Tuesday #NUFC

Willocks engine in the first half was top notch, he’s looked so much more like his old self over the last couple of months. We need to get at them again in the second but that’s easier said than done against City #NUFC

Was sure he was off when I seen the replay there, lovely finish from Barnes tho! We look right up for this tonight 💪 #NUFC

When we play Chelsea next weekend we need to stand big Joe on the centre spot and tell him not to move so Chelsea can’t do that weird little huddle over the ball they seem to do now #NUFC

Looking forward to the Wrexham Chelsea match, I think it’s the game with most potential of a big upset. I expect Chelsea to progress but hoping Wrexham can do the business.

Spurs losing Van Der Ven for the next 3 is a massive blow to them, that’s Liverpool (A) Forest (H) and Unwashed (A) without their only decent defender. They genuinely might go down and I’ll absolutely love it 😂

Hahahahaha Spurs are propa shite aren’t they 😂😂😂

Can’t fault any of the lads tonight, unreal performance and result in spite of utterly terrible officiating but I feel like that’s pretty much every week in the PL these days. Buzzing for Osula aswell, I’d start him on Saturday night 💪 #NUFC

I’ll be amazed if there isn’t at least 1 more red card in this match #NUFC

Joke of a decision, not a surprise tho let’s be honest! #NUFC

Tough game tonight, Carrick has them playing some decent football and the likes of Sesko seem to be full of confidence atm. Let’s not forget they beat us under Amorim and they’re much better now, still backing us to get a result but it’s not gonna be easy #NUFC

They may not be my kind of people but anyone laughing or making light of people stuck in a potential war zone are shit bags imo. Seen people laughing and joking about Brits being stuck in Dubai simply because they don’t think the same way as them and I think it’s simply scummy, do better!

There’s no doubt this seasons PL performances have not been good enough but I still don’t think a change of manager is the answer. Eddie has earned the chance to turn it around next season but understand some will feel differently which is totally fair, we all want what’s best for the club #NUFC

However unlikely it may be it’s mad to me that the Premier League could have 6 of the last 8 clubs in the Champions League this season if all progress from the next round #NUFC

After Everton this weekend we have a potentially season defining run of games with Man Utd in the league then City in the FA Cup before the two legs against Barca with a PL game away at Chelsea in between them, also the little issue of the Derby after that too #NUFC

Well we got Barca but the other games on our side of the bracket have all gone our way imo. Beat Barca and we play Spurs or Athletico Madrid then either Sporting, Bodo, Arsenal or Leverkusen in the QF and SF #NUFC

Hoping for Chelsea but expecting Barca #NUFC #UCLDraw

What a game this has been, mad to think both Dortmund and Inter are gonna miss out on the last 16. Hoping for a couple more shocks tonight, Monaco and Benfica winning would be ideal 👌

Those ole’s when they were making passes last night were awful, not a fan of that sort of shit tbh it’s disrespectful and makes us look daft. Also not a fan of how many left before the end, we’ve just qualified for the last 16, stay and clap the lads off, was like a crowd for a friendly #NUFC