FRANCE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Got the headache fucked outta me and now I've got insomnia 😮‍💨

Sorry, honey, we had to put the dog down because it refuses to use Dark Mode

@butchinheat.bsky.social Maven is listening to murder ballads in the shower 🚿🎶

My new talking vulva schtick wasn't a hit. Maybe it was the smoker's voice I gave it. 🤔

Casual @mechanizedmalice.bsky.social chores. If your dong cloches aren't squeaky clean, how can you properly display your marvelous toys?

I am definitely a Dollie, but something more akin to this most of the time

Timing my face mask by watching the Log Lady intros.

what i would give to be a fly on the wall listening to zohran tell his aloof wife alllllllll about his day

I would like to mention that I was cruelly denied in-person viewing of them as well until I got my e-mail verified.

Remembered that you have to enable adult content after angrily smashing at a post trying to view my own wife's tits.