food is honestly so legit

i keep trying to say “jeffinitely” to my sweet bro and hes hella ignoring it

doorman deadlock

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

hyper-realistic blood gushed out of him- and my graphics driver crashed, trying to render the caustics

i have certain clothings that make me feel a way i wish i could feel all the time, making me want to replace my whole wardrobe with clothes like That

I finally got the mastery skin for thief on marathon! :>

lesbians always talk about the distance between each others houses but not enough are talking about the change in elevation by bike

i went to a comedy show so bad i’ve been brainstorming a standup routine in my head the past few days

linux users love proton but not protein..

dude, last night was an archived forum thread on archive.org

bro, last night was a yuri visual novel

dude, last night was a zine

SIGIL ISLAND MENTIONED 🙌

whoever decided every allen key screw in furniture has to be at angles impossible to smoothly spin the key all the way around better be rotting in hell slowly

just saved a burger on a hat

Caine from TADC is not a man, he is an Entertainer. His pronouns are Show/Time

grass lawns are fascist

i bought these keycaps for $8 dude wjat the fuuuuck

feeling extremely Adult lately moving into a new place and getting extremely excited at mundane shit like installing a shower rod and curtains

blistering

btw happy 17776 day to the most important piece of media i’ve ever read

Your correspondences find me here.

u know toothpaste is good when it tastes straight up Dental

That’s lunch sorted. 😁

i’ve been watching the 6 hour compilation of northernlion talking about coke zero, and just yesterday someone handed me one for free outside the 711

if fiber internet is so good where’s protein internet

put butter on some pretzels suddenly i’m listening at full attention

this courtyard is the Only thing i miss about my old apartment

my friends and i recently had the dumb bit idea of “silent film porno”

hurt my voice epicstyle at the stomach book show

first night in new apartment is direct equivalent to first night in minecraft. i’ve got my bed down, my furnace, crafting table, and some chests full of straight up random shit. i don’t have any torches

tiktok taught me some things when it comes to inspecting homes/apartments. sure enough, while inspecting my new apartment, i checked the faucets, and the bathtub faucet was very loose and could twist freely. i might not have even thought to check that before, but it could potentially be really bad

i dont sell ass anymore i sell records (poster by @thenicoleplus.bsky.social) #LVFC2026

buddhist communist: hammer and cycle

it glow :)

Character/scp idea they're just a normal deer that some local idiots fed LSD to, and now they are possessed by a Jester and whisper forbidden knowledge of the Void in camper's ears when they sleep.

fun at the shore

misread this as protein and was like yooo think of the smoothies…

this is such a tired conversation but this thumbnail is eternally funny when half the songs r so chill. like. this is the same type of guy that makes a fuckin video like “trangender love lowpoly and breakcore hyperpop like stomach book!” and it’s just rly sad to me like pls use ur brain 2% more 😭

is it just me or are deadlock games long as fuuuck after the latest patch

i wouldn’t be where i am now(thriving) if i hadn’t hauled ass as soon as my mom told me she was gonna kick me out in a few years, a year ago or so

girls born in 2001 when there are chess piece and/or playing card motifs in their gritty fantasy setting

Jacob Lash Deadlock probably only eats out at local businesses and food carts