I’m gonna need everybody to really bring the jokes today. Quantity over quality, I’m not picky anymore.

I’ve never seen Democrats fight harder than they do when someone threatens to give healthcare to poor people.

When we get to the other side of things, people need to be put in front of a jury. We can’t allow Democrats to say “bygones” and then go to brunch.

I vote against chatbot-written e-mails forever. I’d like the utopia where we do useful things, please.

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If you see this post a Star Trek.

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom. I require primaries without party interference. Democrats are not allowed to put a crown on someone’s head and demand our votes.

Anybody got jokes? We need more jokes nowadays.

We can’t allow Democrats to give ICE agents a pass. Once they take things back, we need to crank up the pressure 1000% to make sure they prosecute those guys.

Rich pundits paid by billionaires whose yachts have yachts are telling you with a straight face that there’s no way to afford some free city buses to take the poors to their jobs cleaning the yachts.

One of our dogs is a Morning Person and she refuses to sleep in. Ever.

If Biden’s cancer is in his bones, then his people have known about it for a long time. He’s not like us, he gets lots of preventative care. They probably knew before he decided to run for reelection.

I guess it’s not surprising that Trump was able to break everything in three months. It’s always easier to break stuff than to keep it running.

LinkedIn is basically useless. It’s like another Facebook.

Has anyone ever gotten a job with @linkedin.com? Because so far it’s only led to scam emails and wasted time.

The job market is really bad folks. I got downsized after seven years and the only responses I can get from anybody is the occasional email from an obvious scam account.

It is a foregone conclusion that we will have universal healthcare in this country because every other system is simply unsustainable. How soon that day comes depends on what we decide to do with our days.

If anybody needs a front-end web developer, let me know. I got downsized.

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Some of the financial guys on cable TV honestly think that fully-equipped factories are going to pop up out of the ground in three months.

When a company’s stock rises, the executives get bonuses. When a company’s stock plummets, workers see layoffs. It’s why people were outraged when Biden said the economy was “booming” while Americans couldn’t afford groceries. It’s why people are worried as stocks plunge now.

With these tariffs causing the market to crash, we’re about to see just how irresponsible and dangerous it is that healthcare is tied to employment. It’s always been bad, but mass layoffs would mean the healthcare crisis worsens exponentially. That and student debt.

We need leisure time. Everyone should work one job and have enough time and money to pursue whatever the hell they want.

We had beautiful weather today in Maine. It was there to mock us before we get rained on for two days.

A study found $79 trillion was taken from the bottom 90% over the last half century. There's no lack of abundance. The abundance is being hoarded by the rich. But Abundance won't say that because its goal is to distract from oligarch-created scarcity - and deter Democratic populism.

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Maybe Maine could be a Canadian province.

CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour

DEI didn’t do this. The “radical left” didn’t do this. The LGBTQIA+ community didn’t do this. The GOP is saying “look over here” while they make decisions that will ultimately enrich the billionaire class and further hurt the people.

Looking forward to tomorrow morning, when I’ll set my coffee cup down for a moment and then forget that it exists until it’s cold.

Nina actually talks to people. Between that and her experience as a state senator, she’s a much better source of information than corporate consultants. #TooStrong

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I guess that settles it. Corey Booker was just promoting himself for 2028, and Democrats have no intention of getting off the couch. Remember to vote against all of these people in Democratic primaries.

I’m blocking accounts who display irrational hatred for Bernie Sanders, to reduce the amount of dumbassery in my feed. But of course you’re still welcome to yell at him for things like confirming Rubio.

If Democrats start blocking and obstructing the way Mitch McConnell used to do, then Cory Booker did some good. If Democrats continue to collaborate with Republicans, then Cory was just promoting himself for 2028.

Corey Booker never had a chance to break Strom Thurmund‘s record, because he’s just doing a long speech. He’s not obstructing legislation or hindering the Republicans in any way at all. It’s a publicity stunt meant to get donations. But if it moves other Dems off the couch, it has some value.

For those of you who are concerned that Strom Thurmond might be upset if Cory Booker breaks his filibuster record, don’t worry. I still lived in South Carolina when Thurman finally passed, and we all made sure the casket was locked.

Every time a Democratic sock puppet account shows up with a long-debunked lie about Bernie Sanders, I’m just going to block the account. For crying out loud, it’s been a decade. Get new material.

If Democrats somehow manage to accidentally win in 2028, the future of the country depends upon whether they’re willing to prosecute rich people for their crimes. If there are no consequences, then we can kiss the Constitution goodbye.

Hearing something from Joe Rogan is kind of like hearing something from a guy at the pub. He’s casually wrong about a bunch of stuff but instead of dismissing his claims, millions of people believe every word.

I forgot my own advice this weekend and engaged with a few troll accounts. We shouldn’t do this because social media rewards conflict and feeding a troll is a good way to increase the size of their account. When someone tells a 10-year-old lie about Bernie Sanders, just block them.

FYI: when you make a crazy claim, you’re the one who needs evidence. I don’t have to spend all day looking for ways to debunk something that you made up.

Trump doesn’t have dementia. He’s always been stupid.

Hudson Hawk is the best movie ever made.

Not sure how the American tourism industry is going to recover.

Democrats are going to need to get their trolls under control if they plan to win in 2028.

We would like to get rid of Susan Collins. I am once again asking the Democrats not to mess this up.

Blaming leftists instead of looking inward is a good way to lose in 2028.

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone

Now that Bernie is doing those big rallies, I’m starting to see the same old lies pop up on social media. We debunked that nonsense in 2016 and again in 2020. Dems need to give it a rest.