Le sigh. *facepalm* #Racism

Yeah, so this is where we are, apparently. #Tylenol #Texas #JohnsonAndJohnson #Kenvue

It really is that easy. #Pronouns #TheyThem #SingularThey

Everything's ... fine?

ah, yes, 'blackhawk down' (2001)

Goddamn it! No! We don't need a retread of an unsuccessful campaign. We need new fucking blood.

I just ... I can't. #Doritos #Baltimore #SchoolSecurity #WTF #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Maryland #BaltimoreCounty @raskin.house.gov

What is this timeline we're in? Like, huh? #WhiteHouse #Trump #WhatTheFuck

I can't sleep without my #coffee.

This is, um, concerning.

Oh yeah. This is going to end well. #Elections #Voting #ElectionSecurity

September wasn't my best #reading month. It was partly because my flow of #library holds dried up at the end of the month. But the main culprit was the invasion of #Chicago by federal jackboots. If you want to be reading buddies, I'm on @the.storygraph under the handle @eris_mayeroff. #AudioBooks

🚨THIS IS A BIG DEAL. Chicago journalists are suing the Trump administration for using excessive force against reporters & protestors in violation of the 1A. The press here is doing astounding work documenting how ICE is out of control. The violence they face in doing so is obscene.

About goddamn time.

Oh yeah. This isn't a terrible idea at all. #CBS #Paramount #BariWeiss

Well, I'm now more confident than ever that #Trump will pardon Ghislane Maxwell. Fuck everything.

Homer: "Awww. $20. But I wanted a peanut." Homer's brain: "$20 can buy many peanuts." Homer: "Explain how!" Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." Homer: "Woo hoo!"

#Chicago South Siders - heads up. #ICE is in #SouthShore. Be careful out there, y'all. #FuckICE

This makes me giggle. #Trans #TransHumor

This seems bad. #NightmareBacteria #Health #Science #Scary

Curious to see if this gets any traction. #Chicago #ChicagoDogs #ChicagoRestaurants #ChicagoCityCouncil

It's simple, everyone: Do not fuck with #Chicago. #ICE #TrumpAdministration #Protest #HomelandSecurity #FuckICE #Trump #FuckTrump

Life with #dogs. #RescueDogs #GoldenRetrieverMix #HuskyMix #PalsPlace #ChicagoCanineRescue

Christ on a cracker. This is 31 flavors of gross. #RescueAnimals #AnimalShelter #Meth #FBI #Cats #Dogs

Goddamn.

Boo! Bad form, #Walmart! Look at this adorable #gator. How could you ban this cutie in her little sweater? #Alligator #EmotionalSupportAnimal #EmotionalSupportAlligator #Pennsylvania

My thoughts and prayers worked! #FuckThatGuy

Because we could all benefit from watching a happy #dog chewing a stick. #HappyDog #CanineEnrichment #GoldenRetrieverMix #RescueDog #ChicagoDog

Oh good. We're at #war with #Venezua now.

I love #tennis, but this is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. You're angry because she didn't apologize after scoring a point? Bite my ass. Also, don't tell a Black woman she has no class. The white lady can fuck all the way off. "Unwritten rules" of #sports are stupid. Full stop.

Tom Clancy's To Kill a Mockingbird. Tom Clancy's Things That Make White People Uncomfortable.

Remember the TV show "Brain Dead"? It had Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Tony Shaloub and only ran for one season because #CBS. Well, apparently it wasn't a work of fiction. #Screwworms #HolyShit #EverythingIsTerrible

My favorite meal of the day: 1am #coffee. #ADHD #ADHDLife #Neurodivergent #NeuroSpicy

This is very bad.

Hey! Some good news! #FuckThatGuy

Found a #mantis in the yard tonight. #Chicago #Garden #Ecosystem

This is ... very bad. #AlJazeera #Journalist #Gaza #Israel

From @blockclubchi.bsky.social. #Cops should not even partially own a shop where people can buy the thing the aforementioned cops used to put people in jail for buying. #ACAB #Chicago #Dispensary #WestRidge #ChicagoPolice

Lenny is pooped. #LennyTheGirlDog #ChicagoDog #HappyDog #RescueDog #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed #AdoptDontShop

This is where all my docs are. And I don't want to find a new medical group and even if I did, there's nothing close in terms of quality on the South Side. But I also don't want to give money - directly or via insurance payments - to a hospital that would make this decision. #FuckTrump #Chicago

Reading "Lawless" by @leahlitman.bsky.social and I really want "Big Gay Evil Conspiracy" on a t-shirt.

#Humidity is bullshit.

Anyone want to be #reading buddies on @thestorygraph.com? I'm at app.thestorygraph.com/profile/eris..., so let's #read together! And for fun, here's my June reading wrap-up. It's less than I normally do, but that's ok. I'm still way ahead of my pace to hit my goal for the year.

My view for the week. Not bad at all. #Vacation #VacationLife #Wisconsin

What has two thumbs and a birth certificate with X as the gender marker? *points thumbs at self* Happy #Pride Month, y'all! #Queer #Genderqueer #LGBTQIA+

I suspect @dansavage.bsky.social will appreciate this.

Nightly shenanigans with Bodhi and Lenny. #LennyTheGirlDog #ChicagoDogs #HappyDogs

My new #tattoo has entered its Itchy Era. This is by far the worst of the tattoo eras. But it's worth it because #art.

People are the fucking worst. #Duck #Chicago

New #art! #Bat #Tattoo #Battoo