I'm gonna sock this fucking UPS driver if he pulls this Delivery Attempted without actually attempting a fucking delivery shit again I'm losing my fucking mind here

red shift #umamusume

northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for

hearing this about 3-5 times a week from ages 2-10 probably had an adverse psychological side effect my parents weren't intending www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKMc...

I think I'm gonna read a bunch of books before toxic yuri jam I haven't read like genuine prose in years I gotta get a handle on my writing voice again

i have spent the majority of my twenties growing out of stuff i thought i would love my entire life. to be fair some of the stuff has grown out of me instead lol

yo is there anyone on youtube who makes good digestible diplomacy content? i watched all three valefisk vids and all i have left for me are high level analysis diplostrat vids & 5 hour VODs of full games with color commentary instead of hearing the backroom dealings

if they banned the word "of" from YouTube titles the quality of video essays would go up like 40% on average

this time i'm unemployed so I really have no excuse to not at least finish something this year, even if it sucks

waow. toxic yuri vn jam TWO. this time with a combined of $6000 in prices, were strapping a bomb collar on every participant that only unlocks once you release a yummy toxic yuri visual novel. this is a beginner friendly jam. come make your first vn now! itch.io/jam/toxic-yu... #TOXICYURIVNJAM

thank god i'm hella broke because if i had any decent saving built up i probably would've blown it all on weed and regional root beers by now

just found out wedding rings don't go on the right hand. they go on the other one. the one where my ring finger is rotated 45 degrees on axis and bends weird as fuck

this really is the best chip of all time

that hd-2d update coming to rpgmaker is sick but last time i tried using the software on mac it deadass crashed every 20-30 minutes and i gave up #alas

went a few days back but still thinking about big L&B this shit is so good it's stupid

i am starting a nyc vn reading club! 🎊 first one is 10am saturday april 11 @ til death in bushwick, off the central M this month's pick is ten metre tide by @kazehai.com + @ppilotco.faith ⛴️🪡

Crossfaded

my extended family be so woke until the zionist sleeper cell particles activate like fuck off man

i've been rewatching a bunch of stuff from high school//early college while i've been unemployed

it's so insane you still can't go private on here

one of my most formative memories was probably in early middle school when my aunt picked me up in her new car, let me sit shotgun for the first time ever and put me onto the first mgmt album. hearing time to pretend for the first time ever in sick car speakers was crazy

i'm generally anti-gatekeeping and would rather everyone just enjoy the things i enjoy too but i do think maybe we should've tried a bit harder to keep animanga as like a loser dweeb activity or at least something the average joe keeps hidden that they like. not a fan of the modern day anime fandom

i know it's like beating a dead horse atp but it will tilt me forever that boomers and older genX had things the best they will ever be and are dedicating their lives to make sure we will never have it as good as them

album reactions are my favorite sloptent and it makes me sad that people don't react to random as fuck albums anymore and just stick with new releases cuz it gets viewers. i found one dude reacting to dismemberment plan which was awesome and that's it like no one else has on youtube

it brings me no joy to report that one piece actually does get really good like 250 chapters in

they put arle puyo puyo in the new sonic racing game. sega you will finally get my 30 united states dollars when it inevitably hits a sale that low

bro i forgot paranormasight 2 came out did anyone tap in

has anyone ever gotten their 3x3 tatted i feel like that shit would go hard

i need to go to the zoo I think it's been like a decade

findom is some ed edd n eddy shit it's so funny i can't even be mad at it. like cutting all the fat from paying someone to dom you and just making the payment process itself the domming is wild. there's probably 1000+ dudes rn that brick up unconsciously anytime they open the venmo app

i need this shit so bad

new hxh chapters about to drop which means i need to reread succession war cuz it's been like a year, which means i should just read the rest of the post anime chapters anyway to ease back into it, which means honestly i should just rewatch the anime again

ppl will say :3 is cat and it def was adopted by the kitty people but real ones see that shit and think hampter

this is really just the best album of all time I think

i have been whiplashing between some of the best and worst days of my life this past week and I'm at the point where I would really appreciate consistency in either direction

26 and still intimidated by casual conversation with acquaintances yea gg go next