www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiC3... 7 years ago: sweet little kid enjoying winning at karting. Today: LEADING THE FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne #Antonelli #KimiAntonelli #AndreaKimiAntonelli #Mercedes #MercedesF1

The cunting thing is flickering every FIFTEEN. ALLCUNTING. SECONDS. It would be more restful being waterboarded.

Back by popular fucking demand 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

As well as the hashtag #TIL we need a hashtag #TIR for 'toady I realised,' as in TIR that the last few seasons of Murder She Wrote overlapped with the first few of Friends, enough that the former had an episode featuring a parody of the latter.

I have a three day work week coming up, followed by a six day weekend, then another three day work week, and I really can't be arsed with either three day work week.

I'm pretty sure that water flosser video is usually on PPV only #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

'Mics are live' Shame the same can't be said of the hosts. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Once again, bollocks is that Lord Sugar's home #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

'I stepped in a lot of puddles up to my waist' #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Okay, so chicken dippers, doughnuts, an all day breakfast, chocolate biscuits, sausage rolls and fruit pastilles constitute a balanced diet, right? Asking for a friend's long-suffering lower intestine.

Could there be a single person in TV more utterly doomed than Jessica Fletcher's hairdresser's brand-new fiancé?

Maybe a bit basic as birthday meals go, but it's my favourite, and that's what counts. :-)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2h1... It's a 'yes' from me. #Muse #TheWowSignal

That's a solid move from Karishma there tbf. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

After years of back pain and months of on and off aches in my left hip, today my right hip is completely (and I mean completely) fucked. :-/ #MiddleAged

Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind.

✅ A hard-fought three points!

Once again, it's the weekend of a co-event that I haven't entered, but I get ill anyway. :-/

Two Wednesdays in a row I've come home from work feeling sick. :-(

Lord Sugar tonight #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

I do have to wonder what damage #TheApprentice has done to the whole of the 'corporate away day' industry #BBCApprentice

This episode is so cringe so far my mum is literally hiding under a blanket. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

The sixth formers who appeared in the very first season of Blockbusters will be sixty this year. You're welcome.

Here we go then, my predictions for the upcoming #F1 #F12026 season. #SkyF1 #C4F1

🤩 17 GAMES UNBEATEN!

Holy shit, #RIPRobGrant :'-(

Episodes 7 and 8 of #StarfleetAcademy are the wrong way round. Just gonna say it.

3 out of the last 5 posts on my feed have had a Commodore 64 in them. I greatly approve of this development.

#channel4 #dirtybusiness Cameron and his bonfire of regulations- what an utter cunt. The thing is, some of us already knew- we warned you but you voted for them again and again

If #DirtyBusiness doesn't cause the same kind of outrage as Mr Bates vs The Post Office, then there is no justice in the world.

These batteries don't fill me with much confidence.

Ending the weekend by discovering what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not hearing something that someone never said in the first place.

Right up there with Stewie Griffin's cover of this particular tune. #MichaelMcIntyresBigShow #BigShow

Just discovered today that my car has a cloaking device! Either that or every other driver on Lincoln's roads is a fucking imbecile. 😡

Mandelson next, please. #Andrew

I, think, Google, Gemini, has, turned, into, Shatner #AIFail

I've finally made it #Hermitcraft

I really am getting increasingly sick of waking up each morning.

Today's 'Google is obviously high' moment is me requesting a list of famous people with the initials 'LN,' the and the first Wikipedia result being for Robert Mitchum.

Being a hobbyist sci-fi writer results in some *wild* Google history.

Roses are red Violets are blue This rhyme makes no sense But nothing rhymes with purple. #ValentinesDay

Luke Skywalker here spitting truths as always.

Commentator's and AI curse all in the space of 15 seconds! #JeddahePrix #FormulaE

Dick Tantrum true to form there #FormulaE #JeddahePrix

This week is particularly cheek-clenchingly awful. #TheApprentice

My neck feels utterly fucked and I'm not entirely sure why. Still, at least the streak of 'something aches' is alive and well, even if I'm, well, not.

On an average working from home day, I eat 9 different types of fruit. Dunno why I felt the need to post this at 1:45am on a Tuesday morning, but there you go.

I do enjoy watching #GuyMartin , largely because I'm one of those rare breeds who can understand nearly everything he says.

🤩 Three points in Devon!

The sheer synchronicity of these two things arriving on the same day :-) @retrogamermag.bsky.social