Nottingham’s green heart looking lovely in the sun. Surprising lack of the ‘thieves and junkies’ predicted by terrified Nottingham Post readers.

First enforced trip to a bank branch in seven years. Jesus wept - what the fuck is going on?!?!

If you thought there couldn’t be a more lame evocation of Punk than Brewdog, then you’ve never seen this place.

There should be no penalty for deleting a work email where the sender has used ‘freestyle script’ to style their name in a signature block.

Have never understood why any business thinks it’s a good idea to have Facebook/Instagram as their sole online platform. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

British Rail

Phenomenal first half performance from Wycombe Wanderers. 2 up at Bolton. Whole XI on fire!

Suede on the top of their game at Rock City tonight.

🎵 Prince Andrew Prince Andrew Pentonville is nothing to be scared of 🎵

This Prince Andrew routine from Stewart Lee has aged very well indeed. Enjoy it on Sky’s YouTube channel while you can. youtu.be/MDUeO4lRhu4?...

The press are tentatively getting brave enough to hint at the Royal Family’s enablement role in Prince Andrew’s sordid antics. But hell will freeze over before they ask questions about that £12m the dear old Queen bunged him to make the story go away. www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

Still trying to find Reinaldo Avila da Silva’s osteopathy practice. Anyone had any luck? Bearing in mind Epstein’s passion for funding for medical training, perhaps Prince Andrew was just attending a CPR class in those pics?

"You look like you're being murdered, can I help"

You’d think Santa would have his feet up ahead of the big day wouldn’t you?

Still waiting for the pic of Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew enjoying The World of David Walliams at Alton Towers.

Was there a better title sequence on 80s kids TV than Buck Rogers in the 25th Century? Not in my view. RIP Gil Gerard. youtu.be/LhZaFcp9Vl4?...

First day travelling on the new National Rail timetable. Both homebound trains cancelled due to a shortage of train crews. Total incompetence.

‘Nigel, Nigel, give us a quote…’ Net closing on the Vote Leave traitors. news.sky.com/story/former...

Genius.

The BBC continues its endless fawning over ‘bosses’. Same old format - bit of back story and then ‘we want a tax cut’. Wonder when a union leader will be given a nice little puff piece for their wants? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Walking through Derby and wondering why no-one’s opened a cafe / bar / restaurant called ‘Terrence Trent’s’.

You might think you’ve prepped well for your council’s new bin collection project, but that won’t stop Professor Facebook pointing out some ‘simple’ improvements…

For a group of proud patriots, Tommy’s army has very limited respect for the English Language.

I’m glad I’ve finally learned the reason behind why @petemckee.bsky.social’s exhibition is called The boy with a leg named Brian 🤣. Both artwork and commentary cards an equal delight at this wonderful show.

Lisa Nandy. It’s certainly not her place to tell broadcasters what they can or can’t show.

The absolute state of this country… www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

I genuinely thought I’d imagined this. F1 champion Nigel Mansell recruiting for London bus drivers. youtu.be/bmjO-Qd_RVs?...

An MP’s job, according to the very recent convert to political loyalty and relentless self-promoter Jess Phillips, is to just nod and agree. Any idea then why we need 650 of them on chunky salaries + expenses?

Look away if you have OCD.. Spotted the other day, either the maintenance person doesn’t care or is just plain Evil

Brunch - get stuck in.

And give the final year of free-to-air #tdf in the UK the proper send off it deserves. ITV4 from 11.45am today, and highlights later too. Best sports presentation team by far. 🇫🇷🧀🇬🇧🥖🚴‍♂️

Guess which of these stories came first on both the BBC One and Radio 4 bulletins.

Nottingham’s broken and decommissioned fountain, where a bloke has just lobbed a full sized, uncooked pizza to the local pigeon community. 🙄

Set your alarms in the UK for a rare bit of TNT-free cycling and the emergence of super Gary Imlach.

Just the 10 minutes waiting at Tesco customer service while some old fella gets them to check his 100s of lottery tickets. Now he’s buying scratchcards with the proceeds 🙄

Always on top of the issues that matter.

Enjoyable midweek away trip to Huddersfield with @kerlmann.bsky.social and others, ending in a much needed victory for Wycombe. Never been before - cracking stadium.

@ivograham.bsky.social just listened to Defender chapter 9 on Quickly Kevin. Lovely spot on the way to watch Leddesford v Wickham #SirLawrence - no mustard to daub at the ground 😩

Magnificent. I’ve never seen this before.

Did Apple not learn from the U2 thing? Stick this spam up your arse!

A top class player and person. Sad to see @djwheeler7.bsky.social leaving the Wanderers - thanks for all you’ve done for us both on and off the pitch.

@jonnyraythrash.bsky.social musette alert!

Incredible editorial decision by the newsroom to lead with the ebike angle as opposed to possession of knife and drugs.

What?!?!

Someone’s a bit groggy at tram control this morning.

Paid for marketing guff in the Guardian somewhat at odds with their usual assertion that Gen Z are all teetotal fitness addicts. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I’m not that good with numbers but once a year, I have a numbers job I can’t avoid. Talk Talk’s Laughing Stock guides me through it every time. Perfection.

If Rachel Reeves is on here, I’ve found an efficiency saving. The Elizabeth Line is more than enough for the cap doffers. www.bbc.com/news/article...

🔟 THE PERFECT TEN!