Best thing about being cut from work: I get to stay home. Worst part: I slept all day and now I can’t sleep at night.

Looking through old pics on my phone this one restruck my funny bone.

They should make it’s always sunny in Philadelphia into an anime

I think if MAGA wants to get rid of democracy, they should make their voices heard by boycotting all of the elections. Hit them where it hurts! Rooting for you!

The gays went to a haunted house last night :)

I don’t know much about what’s going on but this sounds like a read

Me, a Leo.

Oh good an account to block.

Is everyone at the airport hot or is the sexual tension of the airport so high that everyone appears as hot??

I’m telling my kids that this is lettuce

🥰🥰🥰

How she hit those notes without her eyes?!

My boyfriend takes good care of me 🥹

Who the hell are they?

My boys 🥹

Gay culture is casually watching Bluesky porn in the waiting rooms in public.

I’m on the brink of death but I’m still out here.

Update: I’m cute

I’m in Las Vegas! Where the #gaybears at

I’m in Las Vegas! Where the #gaybears at

Look at this baby

I just need clarification. I see too many jokes about this and I need the record set straight. The internet joke that all these boys put their Nintendo DS stylus’s in their peehole is just a joke right? Right??? (Please say yes.)

Going through a very hard time is crazy because I would have never guessed I would be sitting here crying to a song about Punxsutawney Phil and his wife as a means to cope. youtu.be/7MHKV3tEL4U?...

I’ve been so isolated the past week. What’s new?

The literal propaganda machine

Im at such a cynical level with politics at this point that I think we need a progressive bully to take down these conservative bullies to read them for total filth and master reset the country.

Do I look like I can’t take a dick???

Good morning again!

Who gives a shit

He knows what he’s doing and he knows his audience.

Wish me luck tonight. 😴

Good morning little naked gay men on my phone.

Delete the app today.

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

Was she asked tho?

U always have a photo of myself in my room to remember who comes first ❤️

I think she MAGA’d her way into this tbh

Everyone pissed off at benson Boone but I’m sitting here with bbq sauce all over my titties not even knowing who he is.

This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection. Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.

Who the hell is that?

sabrina the teenage witch:

What does this mean?

all rise for the real American national anthem, waking up at 4AM with the TV still left on adult swim and hearing this

The boys and I went to seaworld this week :3

I skeet from here

I need to get back to shit posting.

what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch

Correct. We had ONE black president and America said "time for fascism!"