...me during the protest...

Minions! I again regret to inform you that I am still on a trip this week (I swear it has nothing to do with Funguy the Fungi). I do wish, however, to see who my loyal followers are. Share a doodle of your #henchsona to show us your gains! 💪

This last ep we met my newest henchman: Funguy the Fungi. I’m on a trip this week, so there won’t be a new ep this upcoming Punchday (I might get some scribble’d comics up, we’ll see!) But instead, I’m asking all my henchfolk out there this: What’s your #henchsona? Draw a hench and share!

Henchfolk rejoice! I'm back with a new episode, and an important lesson for us all. I think. I was a bit confused. It also features my lovely Princess Evil, portrayed by @wysper.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv2M...

Henchfolk rejoice! I'm back with a new episode, and an important lesson for us all. I think. I was a bit confused. It also features my lovely Princess Evil, portrayed by @wysper.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv2M...

I know you're all jealous. She's the whole package. Evil. Pretty. Devious. Henchman @ludicrouslimes.bsky.social is continuing to prove he's a valuable member of the team here at the Fistress. I've got to make sure to give him access to the chef's secret menu on cheat day. 💪 #fanart #art #wow

Look at this amazing rendering of yours truly! Clearly @knightskultch.bsky.social has great taste and talent. A top-notch henchman! Jimothy, make a note: put an extra scoop of protein in this guy's shakes. I've never looked better. 💪Thank you!

In my silly era ✨

Good morning, henchfolk! It's another bright, punchable day. Get out there and get some crunches in. And if you haven't watched Friday's new ep yet, catch me and gang handling some HR issues mid-combat. That's right, your boss is a multitasker! 💪 #cartoon #animation youtu.be/BFYto1e11F4

Jimothy just wants to sing out his feelings. Yuck. That guy, I tell you what. #animation #cartoon

Friday is Punchday in the Dark Lands of Forevera! Behold, my henchfolk, enjoy this crisp new episode where we deal with Tiger Sword's ally Gunstache! Now in color! 💪 #cartoon #animation www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFYt...

Friday is Punchday in the Dark Lands of Forevera! Behold, my henchfolk, enjoy this crisp new episode where we deal with Tiger Sword's ally Gunstache! Now in color! 💪 #cartoon #animation www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFYt...

Laughtrack's Laughtractor is our main transportation. It's great, honest! Except for all the fast food wrappers and cups that LT leaves scattered around inside. Like, a clean life is a swole life, my bro. 💪

100 henchfolk over on YouTube? Excellent! Mua ha ha ha ha! Tiger Sword better watch out. (Anyone looking to join my legion of evil, absolutely ripped henchfolk can do so over at www.youtube.com/@punchwizard). Keep flexing, my loval minions! 💪

Excellent! Henchman @ludicrouslimes.bsky.social has created a most sinister portrait of yours truly with his fan art. Someone's getting an extra protein shake comped after todays workout sesh. Feast your eyes and applaud him! 💪

Tiger Sword has some really messed up friends. Like this guy, Gunstache. He needs therapy and a hug or something. Besides, everyone knows the coolest warriors use swole arms, not firearms. Get lifting or get wrecked! 💪

A new episode dropped today! There we learn about Princess Evil, my absolutely amazing girlfriend (voiced by @wysper.bsky.social). If you're a loyal henchman, watch, like, and subscribe! Or she might leave me. 😰 #animation #cartoon youtu.be/tO8fnBtkwTo

See? What did I tell you?! Every time Fishdude is suntanning, the henchmen just get hungry and drop what they're doing to go eat. Shameless. In other news, I'm looking for henchmen who can bench at least 400 lbs and photosynthesize. #cartoon #animation

A new episode dropped today! There we learn about Princess Evil, my absolutely amazing girlfriend (voiced by @wysper.bsky.social). If you're a loyal henchman, watch, like, and subscribe! Or she might leave me. 😰 #animation #cartoon youtu.be/tO8fnBtkwTo

A new episode of "Punch Wizard", the series by award winning cartoonist* Kyle Weems that is called "Bloody Amazing" and "Peak Fiction" by Internet commentators, is going live tomorrow morning. There's kissy face stuff. (*yes, an award winning cartoonist, but very *very* small awards.)

I like this little guy's energy. He'd make a great henchman.

OK, yeah. Objectively Tiger Sword is one fit, muscled dude who maximizes his gains. But I don't have a crush on him. That's absurd! I'm a villain! He's a hero! Imagine what the other villains would say. No, I'm going to destroy him. Honest! [Full ep. at: youtu.be/g_AB8fNPTrQ ] #animation #cartoon

I imagine that if one were to eat Fishdude, which you totally shouldn't do since he's a sentient henchman (as near as I can tell), but if you did, he'd taste like some quality tuna steaks. Just saying.

Both Fishdude and Princess Evil love to sunbathe on sunny days on Punch Mountain. It's all well fine and good until Fishdude starts sizzling, then everyone stops henching and wants to break early for lunch. *sigh*

OK, yeah. Objectively Tiger Sword is one fit, muscled dude who maximizes his gains. But I don't have a crush on him. That's absurd! I'm a villain! He's a hero! Imagine what the other villains would say. No, I'm going to destroy him. Honest! [Full ep. at: youtu.be/g_AB8fNPTrQ ] #animation #cartoon

I don't know what the [beep] is going on, but it's [beep]ing driving me insane! [Full ep. at: youtu.be/g_AB8fNPTrQ]

For those henchfolk that finally got to the weekend and missed it, check out the new cartoon where I almost get Tiger Sword. I'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME! #animation #cartoon

Look, Psiclops has good physique to be one of my henchmen. But I'm not convinced about his claim about being a mind reader. It's a funny party trick, though. #animation #cartoon

Rejoice, henchmen! For a new episode of Punch Wizard has dropped! Join us as we ambush that jerk Tiger Sword, the so-called "hero" of Forevera. 💀💪 #animation #cartoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_AB...

Look at this! I do believe that @bertcake.bsky.social has officially created the first piece of Punch Wizard fan art! Thank you so much, Bert! I'm adding you to my henchmen list! And I agree, who bothers with a monologue when you can just intimidate heroes with some flexes. 💪

Rejoice, henchmen! For a new episode of Punch Wizard has dropped! Join us as we ambush that jerk Tiger Sword, the so-called "hero" of Forevera. 💀💪 #animation #cartoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_AB...

I'll be honest. Fishdude freaks me out. And nobody can understand him. But he's jacked and obeys orders. That's good enough for this villain.

Look at those muscles! They've got real henchfolk potential. Could really help me crush Tiger Sword once and for all! 😮

Laughtrack is a great henchman. Really packs down the protein in the quest for more gains. But I'll be honest. I still don't know which eye to look into when talking to him. Mostly because he keeps switching which one he's looking at me with.

I don't get why people are stanning for Jimothy. Look at his noodle arms! If he's not going to respect himself with a grueling workout regimen, I don't know why I need to respect him with a promotion. He should be lucky he's allowed to fetch me protein shakes and clean the gym!

Punch Wizard is a #cartoon that tells the story of the eponymous Punch Wizard, the so-called villain of Forevera, as he and his muscular henchfolk plot to defeat the alleged hero Tiger Sword. Who totally sucks. YouTube: www.youtube.com/@PunchWizard TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@punchwizard...

Punch Wizard is also on the tok like the other #fitness influencers. Gains, am I right? www.tiktok.com/@punchwizard...

Psiclops senses that some of you may need a kick start to your Saturday morning. Punch Wizard recommends a dozen raw eggs and catching the first episode of his new show if you haven't done so yet. Here's the eggs: 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 Here's the ep: youtu.be/39Qe82T65Hk

I've been looking for new henchfolk. Jimothy doesn't have what it takes but maybe this Psiclops guy does. [See the first episode of the legally distinct story of a muscular skull-faced wizard now!] 💀👊 #animation #cartoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Qe...