just got reprimanded for something that literally isn’t my job

MEAN WHAT I SAY, SAY WHAT I MEANNNNN

why the FUCK IS MY FYP ALL IN GERMAN WHAT HAPPENED

why are the elderly allergic to sending formal and grammatically correct emails?

this office makes me want to stare directly into the scanner laser and scorch my corneas

i want an industrial so bad but bitch i can barely handle a slight pinch 😭😭 and i almost passed out from my helix

i will never not love the TATBILB series

MIND YOU, I need some head and 50 bands

the dandelion does not concern herself with being called a weed

guys please don’t drink a milkshake and then accidentally take a sip of lemonade right after

what’re the odds i can get a new job and start the week after i come back from vacation and then that way i can tell my boss my last week will be the day before my vacation??? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

oh so apparently racial/lgbtq+ slurs and comments are fine around this office but GOD FORBID i joke about “the rapture”

don’t get every form of payment service if you don’t want to be everyone’s bank

cleaned my room too much and found the card for our 1 year and ouch

spirit is slapping my face with damn near all the angel numbers today I GOT THE MESSAGE

they’re going to be real mad when i take a week long break to go to cali

just heard the clinical director say that he’s tired of his staff taking breaks for lunch “you guys can work and eat lunch at the same time. you’re supposed to be working.” 9 hour (on the clock) work days while you also EXPECT your staff to come in and work on the weekends and stay an extra—

“this person needs the assessment completed before the 25th— you should’ve reached out to them by now” you informed me *yesterday* at 5:54pm - i am out of the office at 6

elderly people love to call you lazy then turn around not a second later to intentionally be incompetent and lessen their responsibilities

“Hello, good morning, this is Cori with [redacted]; How may I help you today?” -“Hi, Claire—“

*sigh* the tarot readings are showing up again and i can never tell if it’s algorithm or delusion so i just go with my gut

There were also school children shot in Colorado today btw but no one is talking about that

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

trying to scream i love you but needing to be sane

i need a new job so i can fucking read more

Damn girl you look so urethral 🤩🤩

call me sensitive but i don’t think constantly being mean to your “friends” as “a joke/form of love” is fucking funny or endearing I actually think you’re a weak ass little bitch

i can’t quit my job, i need money for cali in october. i can’t quit my job, i need money for cali in october. i can’t quit my job, i need money for cali in october. i can’t quit my job, i need money for cali in october. I CANT QUIT—

i need to stop forgetting to order oat milk for my lattes…

hand sanitizer > lotion > cuticle oil combo 🧑‍🍳💋

WHAT is with the elderly and turning on the ac for themselves but the moment someone else comes in the room they turn it off???? just me???

How many more cartoon Bible Jesus movies do we need, it’s not like the shit is gonna end differently that white man will still die

HES NOT???????

“you play music that makes you feel like you’re dining at the back of an olive garden.” thanks…?

fall candle at work while is august in florida to feel just a sliver of whimsy

happy whimper and whine wednesday yall!

i was born to be a passenger princess my ass is NOT getting in that drivers seat

so many things i want to say but i just keep my mouth shut

when i close my eye….i can’t see

happy birthday

can i please sue. can i sue this fucking place. fucking bullshit my name is all over this client’s LEGAL file yet i have only seen them ONCE

i just want time to have a life again

how to work part time but earn full time paycheck?

next person to ask me a tech question ima just start lying

i could POINT DIRECTLY TO WHERE THEY NEED TO CLICK ON THEIR SCREEN AND THEY GO “oh, here?” and it’s on the opposite side of the screen where i pointed. don’t pmo

i’m going to go insane