Amazing how quickly Dennis closed the Most Unlikable Quaid gap, Randy was running away with it for decades

X-Men 3, the Brett Ratner one My buddy Mike wanted us to leave after Jean Grey killed Professor X and I convinced him to stay I apologized to him profusely afterward when it became obvious his instincts were correct

Look, just hear me out on the 2028 ticket

Twitter is now explicitly a neo-Nazi platform and I am baffled why any normal people still post there

I think this is an important point that bears repeating: they LOVE this shit, the cruelty and bigotry and dehumanization are why they get out of bed in the morning A substantial portion of the American population is just a lost cause at this point, and we need to plan accordingly

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on being fucking losers

I’m pleasantly surprised by Starfleet Academy so far, but I’m wondering if it’s having any impact with the intended younger audience All the online discourse about it seems to me to come from the graying millennials and Gen Xers who are the usual Star Trek suspects

He’s a gutter racist, he always has been, it’s how he got popular, yet he still finds ways to casually twist that particular knife Why can’t it just happen already

Every single time someone gets roasted for a bad opinion on social media they inevitably end up at “I’m not even mad, you’re just stupid leftists FUCK you I am NOT MAD OR BOTHERED”

Oh yeah baby keep going

I’ve always thought Schumer was a coward but I’m coming around to the idea he’s also just a fucking idiot

It is breathtaking how many of these centrist losers are misreading the national mood right now

If you’re still driving a Tesla in 2026 I’m making some assumptions about you

Ricky Gervais’ whole deal makes a lot more sense when you remember he’s never gotten over being a failed 80s pop star so he’s constantly looking for accomplished and/or vulnerable people to piss on out of arrogant spite

The most useless man alive

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

If you are also the child of a narcissistic recovering alcoholic you are probably familiar with the self serving AA bullshit Sir Anthony is coldly spouting about the baby he abandoned here Love to his daughter www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...

Imagine being a more useless sack of shit than this lady

You’re getting a lot of pushback for this but you’re 100% correct

My ideal air conditioner setting is “the egg room at Costco”

If Gavin Newsom looked like Tom Vilsack instead of a Hallmark Christmas Movie romantic lead I think more people would readily accept that he’s a soulless lizard man

Stop coming up with dumb hypotheticals! The election is two years away, maybe listen to the throngs of your ostensible allies screaming at you that he’s a deeply flawed candidate who would probably lose

What if I stick with Starfleet Academy just to spite Stephen Miller

Starfleet Academy episode 1: This is flawed but I see potential in what they’re doing Starfleet Academy episode 2: I don’t think I like television anymore

Who could have guessed hiring an amoral hairdo wouldn’t work

When we put all these ICE guys on trial this better be the judge

Gene Coon is the greatest Star Trek writer of all time named Gene I DID NOT STUTTER

Since he’s being deified elsewhere and none of my family are on here: Today is my father’s birthday, he didn’t love me and I didn’t love him, he was a selfish, nasty person and I’m not sorry he’s gone Happy Boxing Day

Yeah man I’m ready for Strange New Worlds to be over What an amazing opportunity this show squandered so it could devolve into stupid prequel bullshit

Go back to sucking on your ketamine titty you bald divorced loser

This is not a good poster but the number of people taking bad faith shots at the show based on one crappy promotional image is very dumb Can y’all just wait until it starts to find out why you hate it?

I’m sad but only because everything is awful

Fuck it man at this point just call Peyton Manning and see if he’s got a couple games in him

Who’s your favorite director who’s made four good movies and seems to be a real piece of shit creep? I know mine!

It’s time to send Shane Steichen back to his job cleaning the sidewalk in front of Radioshack

I see some pro writers clutching their pearls at this story, but context is important - the writer Frakes insulted was Maurice Hurley, who was the showrunner at the time and a noted asshole who was nasty and disrespectful toward the cast and crew until he was fired a year later (also a bad writer)

I used to adore Louis CK but he’s internalized this idea that he’s been unfairly victimized by his own shitty behavior so fuck him

The guy who made his money producing rat shit sandwiches doesn’t like ribeye steaks, who could have guessed

Psychological horror set on the USS Ahwahnee, the one ship that survived the Borg attack at Wolf 359 even though all hands were lost, so everybody thinks it’s haunted/cursed STAR TREK: GHOST SHIP Starring Captain Bradward Boimler

Thoughts and prayers you dumb cunt

Look it’s a pretty solid competition these days but I really do think Megyn Kelly might be the most vile person in American media

“Should I ask out my budtender” is perhaps the most Californian thought I’ve ever had

It’s very funny to me that a rando Enterprise writer who hasn’t had a new IMDB credit since 2017 says he wants to do an old man Archer show with Scott Bakula and all the clickbait sites are like “Here’s Everything We Know About The Archer Show” Use your brain meat, Star Trek fans

Fig Newtons - boring, dry, flavorless Strawberry Newtons - one of the best things you can possibly put in your mouth Insane to me that Fig Newtons get promotional priority! Is anything else important happening today

I always think of Orville Redenbacher as being this 1800s era businessman, but that fucker lived until 1995! Orville Redenbacher definitely knew a Boyz II Men song

That article about Star Trek being for Republicans is clickbait garbage, do not engage (See what I did there)

Holy shit man somebody’s still paying Chris Cillizza for his egg fart opinions in 2025, truly amazing