Guess who has two thumbs and just used our in house AI tool to write my year end performance review (because it doesn't fucking matter)

100% of the story included in the initial release.

When they try to get up because they don't realize the knot hasn't shrunk yet.

Sadly, I don't envision any other form of media being released. Flash and iterative improvements to it are so ubiquitous that it doesn't really make sense to change. Optical is dead, magnetic is gonna be dead when servers migrate away from HDD. game console blu rays might be the only exception

Smiling thinking about yesterday when I was giving @olivertfion.bsky.social a kiss on the couch and Max jumped up and started kissing him too 🤣

Best part is that IT'S NOT ILLEGALS. US CITIZENS will be starving because of his apathy. Many illegal immigrants do not make use of social systems because it requires drawing attention to themselves with illegal fake SSNs and other info so they fly below the radar on purpose, taking no returns.

Max why must you pee on the floor when you go outside every two hours! I know you can hold it you little monster

Doge Mahal is floored! Now the only thing it needs is grouted and flushed and it's done and ready for a layer of straw bedding and puppy antics. 95% confident Max won't dig his way out of this one.

Gym bulge... silly shorts.

Happy Columbo Day to those who celebrate.

This ball of violence has gained 19.6 lbs since his first weight check. He's growing bigger by the day, and if he ever stops biting he might be a good dog.

Let the court record reflect that 16:49 on 10/09/2025 was the first time I listened to All I Want For Christmas Is You in the 2025 calendar year... It's too goddamn early.

@olivertfion.bsky.social packing the dog and heading south to visit family like...

The US government has gone so fundamentally sideways with political extremism it's not even funny. In blatant violation of the Hatch Act, US Government staff took their 4 hours of orderly shutdown time today and put up hostile rhetoric aimed at inciting stochastic terrorism on dozens of USG sites.

Presented without context, Max attempts to get snacks, no matter the cost.

As it turns out, there's a deeply buried clause that says the president is allowed to do literally anything he wants as long as he says "nuh uh" when lawyers, courts, militaries, congress, or the public tells him he's not legally able to do something or that he must cease and desist doing it

There's a special place in hell for drivers who skip entire lines of traffic to cut in right at a turn, or who go past the turn to do a u turn and cut in front of you. You should be shot.

If feeding hungry children is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Fuck this schoolboard. Free lunch for all kids or bust. Pennsylvania fuckin implemented free breakfast for literally everyone over a decade ago, all the kids have to do is show up at the cafeteria.

Moment of calm brought to you by peanut butter and lick mats

It's that time... Max got his dosage of flea and tick, and deworming today. Dewormer he ate without questioning, flea and tick he wasn't a huge fan of having applied

I don't always pull emergency overnight shifts at the EMS station, but when I do it's usually the night before I've got a customer inspection at my day job.

Your daily dosage of Max and his sleepy puppy self. He's 60% legs and 20% ears

Lmfao... that might be the first time I've ever driven @olivertfion.bsky.social from the room in a public place. Singing Rhinestone Cowboy at the top of my lungs with some very drunk football fans in the American Legion.

Construction on Doĝ Mahal Palace is almost done. Need to grade and put down flooring.

Someone needs to remind me that pet parents crate their dogs all day around the world and they're fine, because I'm having heartburn over being separated from my pup for four whole hours for the first time 😢😢😢

Uh max I guess it's okay if you steal my whole ass frosty.

Definitive proof that it's sheptember... meet max, the newest and noisiest member of the family.

Ayyy I've got artists that I've now been waiting on for over a year to deliver and this hits right in the feels... but they're not taking on more work so they get a pass.

Bombardier Challenger ER, all day err day. Global range, and small enough to not get memes about my private jet made.

Now it's fucking personal, boys. You come after my homies and you're coming after me.

Ayyy Kilmar Abrego Garcia is being deported once again, to a country with zero human rights, because of this arbitrary and capricious admin. This time to Uganda.

Tfw you realize you put your underwear on inside out this morning and have to conduct a wardrobe change in the bathroom at work...

Just saw bad guys 2 with @olivertfion.bsky.social and it was pretty good.

Relevant to @smellystrobes.bsky.social interests...

One of these things is not like the other... I had a spare electronic deadbolt, so I rekeyed it to the same keying and then installed it. Need to find a matching lever set and install that.

For those who are unsure about the validity of the claims that project 2025 is what the white house is going after, i invite you to look at this tracker. We're 47% done and it's only August.

Hey you. Yes you. Stand still, laddie! I miss your face. Just wanted you to know that Have a great Thursday.

@olivertfion.bsky.social said no motorcycles in the living room.... ...so I put it in the basement.

Tl;dr orange man bad, abandoning US customers good luck everybody. If you solve your shit, we'll be back. I mean, it's fair, but it sucks.

New choke cable and tires ordered for the DR650. Just put a new battery in it today. Hopefully I'll get lots of riding this year.

An update from us here at PBS 💙

So uh. My 2024 truck is "undrivable" because of a defect that resulted in the transfer case and/or transmission leaking a large quantity of transmission fluid. Fuck. With Oliver driving my car that leaves me without a motor vehicle.

My favorite undies for #nationalunderwearday

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

Wearing my super cute doggo undies tonight. Wish I was half as cute as these things.

I have mosfets and now I've got UNLIMITED POWER

Made peanut butter pie and deviled eggs for a cookout today, and I think the pie turned out pretty good

"Why is everything so goddamn moist, do we not believe in air conditioning?" --Shadow, shortly before succumbing to the heat and humidity in his workplace where the carpets are squeaking from absorbed moisture.

I am not getting post con depression after Anthrocon... ...I'm getting "I contribute nothing to this Fandom and will leave no meaningful impact behind when I'm gone" depression, coupled with imposter syndrome, which is ten times worse.