Just finished the Diddy documentary and all I can think about is how that Fonzworth NDA language gotta be LEGENDARY.

Pantone’s 2026 color being WHITE makes me feel like the new year is already FCUKED. 🤣

This is RFK Jr’s cousin. For the past year she has been dying of cancer. In that same year, HE has been slashing billions of $$$ in NIH funding—$$$ that went to cancer research & clinical trials. $$$ that went to the hopes of saving her life. MAGAts: This man don’t care about FAMILY. Let alone YOU.

Ivana. Marla. Melania. Stormy. Gabriela. BILL?!?

Welp. Trump’s neckussy makes sense now.

Eight Senate Democrats crossed the line and handed Republicans a victory wrapped in austerity. They didn't end the shutdown. They endorsed the extortion. #rolandmartinunfiltered #governmentshutdown #bluewave #chuckschumer #maga #92percenters

Blue wave my A$$$zzzZ...

YEAHHHHHH BABY!

These refs are some HATERRRRSSSSS #RavensNation

I JUST TWERKED FOR NOTHING

I woke up to a bluer country and a dead Dick. Asé for the #BlueWave.

Dear God (again), Donald IS a dick, but that’s not the same as Dick Cheney. I’m not mad about this one, but I AM questioning whether you are fully literate.

While in office, #DickCheney shot a man in the face and made the victim apologize on national television for being in the way of the Vice President’s bullet. And now he’s dead on Election Day. Are these 2 facts related? Idk. But that’s all I got.

There’s this comedic tiktok star and EVERY. DAMN. TIME. she posts something that goes viral I get a text/dm asking if it’s me. 😂😂😂

Heyyyy yaaaaa!

Doug isn’t dead. He’s gonna come back with a whole new face (new actor), and take Joey down with Marcel. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Working theory: Vanessa is pressed to infiltrate Joey’s operation bc she’s a govt informant. She went to the feds after watching that video with Donnell and sensed that something was off about it. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

They make a better couple than who they’re currently paired with. 🤷🏾‍♀️ #BeyondTheGates #BTG

What is HAPPENING today?!

WELL DAMN!

GOTSTA be PACIFIC! lmao

Divine BET NOT take the GOOD Donald! My petitions have been SPECIFIC.

Dear God, We said DONALD. Not Diane. NOT D’ANGELO. D-O-N-A-L-D .

NOT D’ANGELO! No. NO!

Fixed it.

WHEEZING! 🤣🤣🤣

🗣️🗣️🗣️

It wouldn’t surprise me if Andre really IS his son.

The top military minds in the world are in one room and they gotta listen to the ramblings of a drunk frat boy and a convict. But I LOVE a good “you see this shxt, right?” moment.

Nah you need to say it wit yo CHEST! 🤣

Imagine calling educated Black women ‘stupid’ when your leader barely scraped through community college. That’s not conviction, that’s projection wrapped up in cosplay Christianity. If Christ showed up today, half of y’all wouldn’t even recognize Him. #rolandmartinunfiltered #rapture

They made me give up my teaching job at the university—something that was APPROVED—only to fire me 2 weeks later.

How tf you gonna fire me and keep bonafide SCAMMERS and PREDATORS on payroll?!

Beyoncé being seated at the same table as Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump is… hmmm…

Sweet potato is the final boss.

I’m grateful for the employment but my God.

An Alicia Keys natural beat at that, not a monochromatic cut crease natural beat. #iykyk 😂

I’m obviously rooting for everybody Black, but “The Pitt” is that girl this year for a reason. It’s INCREDIBLE. #Emmys

In other news, 🚨NEW PIC ALERT 🚨

So the movie was GREAT, but I definitely told him that I’m not romantically attracted to/interested in him. There were too many “little” things that would’ve set me off if it weren’t for my emotional intelligence and Zoloft prescription. 😂😂😂

That place is like a live-action Tinder page 😂

My second “date” with this guy and he’s like 45 minutes late. I’m gonna play it cool but I am ANNOYED bc the movie starts at 7, it’s 6:59 and I have no popcorn.

Omg, an elected official with a spine. How refreshing.

If you see this post, do it 😌 Pronouns: she/her Height: 5’6 Shoe: n/a Zodiac: ♌️ Smoke: 🚫 Tattoos: 0️⃣ Piercings: 1 Fav drink: coffee #blacksky

Also: how is that Enid (as Wednesday) couldn’t see the spirit guide, but Wednesday (as Enid) could wolf out? #WednesdayNetflix

I thought I was trippin. #WednesdayNetflix

Today makes me want to go back in time and ensure the abortion of Mussolini, just so that I know I will never hear the word “fascist/ism” in my lifetime. 

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

I’m requesting “Protect Ya Neck”