GOOD! Pusssassho.

Maybe this was Kristi Noem’s husband’s version of the breastplate of righteousness. Size double DEIs. Ok, I’m done. 🤸🏾‍♂️

No one’s checking her bc they’re too “respectable” and it’s upsetting me and my homegirls.

I left my brush at home and now I look like what I been thru. 😩😒

Anybody I know watching #ThePitt? Dr. Abbott is THAT DUDE! 😜

“If Tourette’s is the explanation, then let’s have a real, honest conversation about how intrusive language works—and how proximity to certain words matters. But if we’re going to ask for grace for neurological realities, we must also extend space for the racial reality of those harmed.” #BAFTAs

Oh Grayson is definitely involved in this “Impaler” situation #BeyondTheGates

First Harbaugh, now Tomlin. Wowza.

So I started Dan Da Dan snd OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?!

Dear 2025: MOVE. #HappyNewYear

Everyone’s talking about Karoline Leavitt, but THIS man’s entire face looks like the scalp of a new Turkish hair implant.

I'm convinced that #KarolineLeavitt—much like many of her #MAGA colleagues—has a humiliation kink. That HAS to be the ONLY way #VanityFair got the green light for what I saw today.

Just finished the Diddy documentary and all I can think about is how that Fonzworth NDA language gotta be LEGENDARY.

Pantone’s 2026 color being WHITE makes me feel like the new year is already FCUKED. 🤣

This is RFK Jr’s cousin. For the past year she has been dying of cancer. In that same year, HE has been slashing billions of $$$ in NIH funding—$$$ that went to cancer research & clinical trials. $$$ that went to the hopes of saving her life. MAGAts: This man don’t care about FAMILY. Let alone YOU.

Ivana. Marla. Melania. Stormy. Gabriela. BILL?!?

Welp. Trump’s neckussy makes sense now.

Eight Senate Democrats crossed the line and handed Republicans a victory wrapped in austerity. They didn't end the shutdown. They endorsed the extortion. #rolandmartinunfiltered #governmentshutdown #bluewave #chuckschumer #maga #92percenters

Blue wave my A$$$zzzZ...

YEAHHHHHH BABY!

These refs are some HATERRRRSSSSS #RavensNation

I JUST TWERKED FOR NOTHING

I woke up to a bluer country and a dead Dick. Asé for the #BlueWave.

Dear God (again), Donald IS a dick, but that’s not the same as Dick Cheney. I’m not mad about this one, but I AM questioning whether you are fully literate.

While in office, #DickCheney shot a man in the face and made the victim apologize on national television for being in the way of the Vice President’s bullet. And now he’s dead on Election Day. Are these 2 facts related? Idk. But that’s all I got.

There’s this comedic tiktok star and EVERY. DAMN. TIME. she posts something that goes viral I get a text/dm asking if it’s me. 😂😂😂

Heyyyy yaaaaa!

Doug isn’t dead. He’s gonna come back with a whole new face (new actor), and take Joey down with Marcel. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Working theory: Vanessa is pressed to infiltrate Joey’s operation bc she’s a govt informant. She went to the feds after watching that video with Donnell and sensed that something was off about it. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

They make a better couple than who they’re currently paired with. 🤷🏾‍♀️ #BeyondTheGates #BTG

What is HAPPENING today?!

WELL DAMN!

GOTSTA be PACIFIC! lmao

Divine BET NOT take the GOOD Donald! My petitions have been SPECIFIC.

Dear God, We said DONALD. Not Diane. NOT D’ANGELO. D-O-N-A-L-D .

NOT D’ANGELO! No. NO!

Fixed it.

WHEEZING! 🤣🤣🤣

🗣️🗣️🗣️

It wouldn’t surprise me if Andre really IS his son.

The top military minds in the world are in one room and they gotta listen to the ramblings of a drunk frat boy and a convict. But I LOVE a good “you see this shxt, right?” moment.

Nah you need to say it wit yo CHEST! 🤣

Imagine calling educated Black women ‘stupid’ when your leader barely scraped through community college. That’s not conviction, that’s projection wrapped up in cosplay Christianity. If Christ showed up today, half of y’all wouldn’t even recognize Him. #rolandmartinunfiltered #rapture

They made me give up my teaching job at the university—something that was APPROVED—only to fire me 2 weeks later.

How tf you gonna fire me and keep bonafide SCAMMERS and PREDATORS on payroll?!

Beyoncé being seated at the same table as Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump is… hmmm…

Sweet potato is the final boss.

I’m grateful for the employment but my God.

An Alicia Keys natural beat at that, not a monochromatic cut crease natural beat. #iykyk 😂