who the fuck is dess

"Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think I may have found a way to get better material"

i’ll have it by 2097

how much

my 100th post is a post i stole from Sylve. thats funny

birds are the soundboards of nature

i wonder if anyone has notifications turned on for my posts

how it feels when it's just you and one other person online in a gc

Do NOT invite Sylve to your group chats. They won’t even participate in any conversations… you’d be better off inviting a standing lamp.

stick em up

#palworld fans join this group: bsky.app/chat/Xx7CoM7

wait nintendo treehouse is the commentary section. i was thinking of indie world. fuck

friday night funkin’ nintendo treehouse reveal CALL IT

hello followers, how are you doing today?

we all have that one guy who’s entire humor is sex jokes. if you don’t know anyone like that, then YOU’RE Mr. Sex!

💡 The DooDoo Dingus is coming.

💡 You can run, but you will not escape.

💡 Press L then R repeatedly to run.

Is this thing on?

Did you hear about how expensive the new Rosalina amiibo is? Search up “Rosalina inflation” for more information regarding this topic.

this fraud stole the image i saved. everyone block this person so this doesn’t happen to you too

just saw a raccoon successfully open a locked trash bin using nothing but determination and petty crime skills if that absolute unit can achieve his goals at 3am with zero resources, what’s stopping the rest of us? dream bigger. raid the bin. the raccoon revolution starts now

UUUUUAAAAHHHH AAAUUUUUUUUHHH

Bazinga!

i blinked and 4 days passed

@everyone guess who’s birthday it issss!!! :D

do you want to play hide and seek? heh heh heh heh hehhhh…

who wakes up and says “hmm today i’m gonna get the ‘nintendo gamecube - nintendo classics‘ wallpaper”

I’M FALLING SHIT

yo chat you ever hear a commercial jingle so much that when you hear it you instinctively start stabbing yourself in the chest with a kitchen knife

bros not caught up on the tuesday wozniak lore smfh

erm actually i’ve been running this on twitter since August 2025, and I just now had the idea to host it on bluesky as well

my new OC Long Peter. I think he will take Bluesky by storm!

@wolf-politic.bsky.social Thanks for the follow!

like if u get the reference!!

Time passes quicker and quicker each day, and we’ve only ourselves to blame.

THEY FUCKING TURNED THEM INTO A CAT TWINK

this site sucks we gotta move to greenfloor /j

this just in: grass is GREEN!!!

oh yea i don’t feel sick anymore so i guess i have recovered!

oh yeah i forget to mention that i am very sick. please pray for me in the conments ❤️‍🩹

ACHOO!— *entire room gets covered in booger juice* *in nasally tone* ughh uh excuse me sorry :(((

entire body coated in a thick layer of snot please help

how make nose stop leaking

What if Bluesky was Redsky, and humanity has approximately 12 hours left.

new baldi’s basics mod idea, lmk your thoughts

@tedcruz ehh fuck you