oh yeah i forget to mention that i am very sick. please pray for me in the conments ❤️‍🩹

ACHOO!— *entire room gets covered in booger juice* *in nasally tone* ughh uh excuse me sorry :(((

entire body coated in a thick layer of snot please help

how make nose stop leaking

What if Bluesky was Redsky, and humanity has approximately 12 hours left.

new baldi’s basics mod idea, lmk your thoughts

@tedcruz ehh fuck you

the employees in the writing room for marshmallow related desserts: guy #1: omg this is really good, i just want some more!! guy #2: …say that again?

memes if they existed in Super Mario: when your Yoshi eats your boiled plate of spaghetti so your friends lowkey defenestrate him #funny #mario #meme #nintendo #laugh #gaming #comedy

gemini when his arch nemesis sagittarius shows up

No, I would not. Because I haven’t reached 1 billion clicks in Y.A.C.G yet

chess is so funny. 'i used the Votre Texte Ici gambit'. yeah ok bud. while you weren't looking i ate all your pieces. king to e2

yellow submarine if it was about oceangate: In the t- [The submarine implodes due to structural failure killing everyone instantly.]

don’t mind me, just listening to my favorite song

Hey, Kamek! What’s 9 plus 10?

YO YO YO YO YO!! WHAT IT IS, MAMAF***ERS?!

feeling cute, might delete later

i pronounce it “beele“, like an eel

voldeymort, voldeymort, ooh, voldey voldey voldey, voldemort!

not sorry for posting less lately

Everything that frustrates me can ALWAYS be blamed on capitalistic greed.

That’s bananas.

Hello everybody! Can you guys give me tips on how to effectively rip my ears out? I do not wish to hear anymore.

happy valentinez!!

Beloved Super Mario Voice Actor, Charles Martinet

mario: mama mia! time to save-a da princess! the goomba:

Did You Know: In Super Mario Bros. Special, you were supposed to take the role of the third Mario Brother named 'Pablo', but due to palette differences between the Sharp X1 and the PC-88 as well as Hudson employees calling him 'Stinkio', Miyamoto requested Pablo to be replaced by Mario.

happy valentine’s day eve!!

Ever dream this man?

thank you for 6 followers

“—ßķæœvwaeeeh” Hey who the heck are you? …wait aren’t you the original person they were telling me about? “Listen man, I don’t know *where* I am, but I gotta get outta he-… wait. Is this thing live?” You betcha! “And everything I’m saying is being transmitted over live radio?” Yup!

sorry sylve did you say something? unfortunately your replies are not cross platform. try replying to the original post on bluesky in order for me to understand what you are trying to say.

chat what should i post next? reply with your response and you might win

The fall of mankind is upon us.

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ah, but of course! the clear solution for this is none other then my patented “blueskytodiscordinator”!

help me

thank you sylve but i do believe i am trapped in this notification channel

what if homestar runner was homestar walker. and he sucked at baseball?

blue sky? pshh, yeah, tell me something I DON’T know.

if you are real ReactBot lover, what is your favorite line of its?

how do i block the white house

hi guys