It's even funnier if you read the full bug report "A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."

6yo: "Is anything illegal?" Me: "Yes, but what's illegal depends on where you live." 6yo: "Is it illegal to poop on someone?" Me: "Uh... it is illegal to poop on someone you don't know." 6yo: "... Is it illegal to poop on someone who is kind to you?" Me: "Uh... please don't do that!"

attention everyone. we've got a live one here.

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Catch and release at the thrift store

charlie brown talking to an adult who only responds to him with the annihilation sting

Caves of Qud

make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped

how it feels being a discord moderator who can't yell at people for nuclear Bad Media Opinions

Accidentally ordered The Gaston from room service whoops

My 6-year-old and I were making up songs about video games when I started freestyling about Dwarf Fortress. As I spit a few bars about my migrant dwarves and their professions, I realized I had to explain what a "gelder" does. Her class may have an interesting "career day" discussion soon 😖

Captain Olimar's Commonplace Book: Late at night, when all else is silent, a chorus rises from the leaf beds where the Pikmin sleep. A subtle humming, mournful and hollow. It is not the lullaby of contentment but the dirge of something… remembering. What song do they sing when I am not watching?