WHAT fresh HELL is this?

· There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine; This living, this living, this living Was never a project of mine.

Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket, and do not pull it out and strike it merely to show you have one. If you are asked what o'clock it is, tell it, but do not proclaim it hourly and unasked, like the watchman. -Lord Chesterfield, (22 Sep 1694-1773)

Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket, and do not pull it out and strike it merely to show you have one. If you are asked what o'clock it is, tell it, but do not proclaim it hourly and unasked, like the watchman. -Lord Chesterfield, statesman and writer (22 Sep 1694-1773)

I FELL asleep on my vision quest.

The walk from my apartment to the bar is 5 minutes. The walk from the bar to my apartment is 44 minutes. --The difference is Staggering.

The moral of Breaking Bad is to pay teachers more money.

Health insurance is trying to tell me they won’t cover my butt hurt because it was a preexisting condition.

All you need to know about the American healthcare system is that there’s a TV series where a teacher cooks an enormous amount of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills.

There should be a day between Sunday & Monday called "Hang on a Second."

Wrongs are often forgiven, but contempt never is. Our pride remembers it forever. -Lord Chesterfield, statesman and writer (22 Sep 1694-1773)

Ta-Nehisi Coates Rips Ezra Klein's Kirk Praise To Shreds - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbG4...

"If we only arrange our life in accordance with the principle which tells us that we must always trust in the difficult, then what now appears to us as the most alien will become our most intimate and trusted experience." ~Rainer Maria Rilke.

IN HELL, they only have the golf channel.

I'm a very caring person, but I also have a pretty strong sense of "whatever."

IT'S NOT *adorable* to be killed by lightning. It's electrocute. Also, agorable.

WHENEVER someone tells me they “love me,” mentally, I add “allegedly."

WHY can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

youtu.be/l1RkUE8YG5Y?... 😭

"There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will have truly defeated age."--Sophia Loren, actor and singer (b. 20 Sep 1934)

THERE IS A fine line, and I'm just trying to cross it.

SHOULD I LISTEN TO the devil on my left shoulder today or the devil on my right?

WHILE I’m open to criticism, I have a strong preference for adoration.

Pumpkin spice NyQuil?

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

Supercalifragilistic-over-analyzer.

JULIUS CAESAR AND MARK Anthony were probably attracted to Cleopatra because of her pharaohmones.

FINALLY JUST finished googling the cause of death of every celebrity from the *In Memoriam* segment of the Emmys.

48% of marriages end in IKEA.

I was gonna respond with a joke about sodium atoms, but then I thought, 'Na'.

Chemistry teacher: “Did you know that protons have mass?” ME: “I didn’t ever know they were Catholic.” Teacher: ...

This is what power really is: the privilege of ignoring anything you might find distasteful. -Oksana Zabuzhko, writer (b. 19 Sep 1960)

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Heavenly wine and roses Seem to whisper to me when you smile

All those organs, and you chose to be a dick.

AGORABLE

l promise to regulate my crazy; you regulate yours.

UM... ARE YOU even fucking trying? ~ my inspirational post

I SHOULD HAVE burned you, too, when I burned that fucking bridge...

Life in KSA. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKml...

MY PLAN TO NEVER have a plan is going according to plan.

I'm just trying to be financially stable enough for auto-pay. $

I married a Venetian because love is blind.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t know about me, either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, depression.

I really have to wonder where the people in my head get half of the stupid things they say.

IF YOU'RE not great at poetry, then best leave it to the prose. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9n...

If you don’t trust science you shouldn’t be allowed to use gravity.

UNLIKE the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty.