The World Cup is only 3 weeks away, but it’s not generating the level of excitement I usually sense by now. 😒 www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

I *need* this t-shirt!!

Never thought I’d see “No humanoids allowed on flights” happen in my lifetime. 😅🤖 www.abc10.com/article/news...

Always, Mary Oliver. Always. 😂😅 #honk

The world is your gym. 🚣🏾‍♀️☀️💪🏽 #GetOutThere #LifeIsGood

What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam 😂

My backyard is ready for summer, and so am I. 😍☀️

Dai Dai is okay for a World Cup song, I guess. Generic, but energizing. music.apple.com/us/album/dai...

😆😆😆 It’s often the idiot who calls others idiots.

Makes perfect sense 😆 babylonbee.com/news/orthodo...

I sense an ice age-themed dystopian future in the works. 🥶

Gardening....

Just added a new Tidy Bowl tablet that makes my toilet Reflecting Pool Green. 🥴🚽

Kicking off this grilling season with salmon, teriyaki chicken, turkey burgers, hot links, and veggies! 😋🔥

Aww snap!! 🍺

Hey guys, don’t be such a Guy. 😜

Washington should hire me as a consultant. I’ll happily wag my finger at the president and sternly say, “No!” Experts warn Trump's plan to paint federal building could cause permanent damage one.npr.org/i/nx-s1-5815...

I’ve read the Bible through multiple times, but I’m still not sure whether Baal is pronounced like ball or bay-all. 🤔👹

Casa de los Espíritus (House of the Spirits) is on Prime Video! Much better watching in Spanish. 😊

So grateful for Costco, where the gas prices are still somewhat reasonable. Kind of. (at least in California) ⛽️

It’s so trippy how Mr. Darcy is suddenly Voldemort, and Elizabeth Bennett is Professor Umbridge. 😳

In honor of May the 4th, my kid made light saber pretzel sticks for his crew. 🤩

🤘🏾 #MayThe4th

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Happy Star Wars Day!! ✨

Goals! 💪🏽

Did Sesko just score that goal with his 🍆? #MUFC #MULIV #PremierLeague

Let’s goooo Manchester United!! ❤️🤍⚽️🤍❤️ #SoccerSky #PremierLeague #MULIV

The “After” pic is still a work in progress, but I removed a bunch of dead grass/weeds and replaced it with rocks, wood chips, and plants. More plants to come! 🌱

Nigel 🥰 🫶🏽 #TheDevilWearsPrada2

Coming soon to an airport near you. 😂

If they’re “always” 40% off, doesn’t that imply that the price is simply marked up by 40%? 🤔

Costco haul for us California health food nuts. 😁

Rabbit Rabbit!! 🐇

The Goonies and Grogu

My doggo while I watch 3 Body Problem. 🤭🥰

Aww…does that mean she has to stop believing? 😅 babylonbee.com/news/amtrak-...

😂😂😂

You guys ever have a fetch-loving, healthy dog suddenly refuse to play fetch outside on the lawn? He’ll only play in the house now. It’s so strange. 😕

If you hurry, you may have time to renew your passports before they release this travesty in July. 😬 😥

How can I cope without my on-demand iPhone weather updates?! 😱😰

I think we could all use a little more Ted Lasso in our lives. 🫶🏽

Welcome to the “Agrihood.” What a neat concept…hope it’s successful! www.sfgate.com/realestate/a...

*Excited whisper* Guys, my kid is studying while listening to Michael Jackson songs! 😍🎵

Sunday breakfast is ready, but everyone else is still snoozing. Any takers?

My personality on here:

Work hard, then play in some hot bubbles. 🫧 ✌🏽#LivingWell

Waaay too often!! 😂😂😅

It’s caterpillar season!! 🐛