Villa run riot yet Watkins doesn't manage a shot on target? Covid nuts going on about Bill Gates and 5g masts while the real danger Denise Coates hides it plain sight like a modern day Bill from back to the future 2

In Madrid in July amd always do stadium tours with Eoin but is it worth 82 euro to ask the guide have real ever played in a competition that they have won?

If ever a moment summed up a season there it is

Suman playing like hes won a raffle to play in the spfl

Outstanding from Suman there, hopefully one of his last efforts before returning to where he belongs, league 1 at best

90 minutes of pain then its thank fuck its over to this season

When you're frying chicken at 9am and being a massive racist at 1pm

That's as clear a penalty that you ll ever see

2026 and its still a shambles trying to get gig tickets. Why can they not just do raffles?

Even though there's technically nothing to play for surely sending that massive twat Phillips down is enough to treat the game like its life and death?

Waiting for our strikers to take a shot is similar to waiting waiting for the takeaway to be delivered in the 30 minute estimate. Phoning after an hour to be told it will arrive in 30 minutes and when it does its cold and shite

Max getting his revenge for Red stealing his spot on the couch earlier

You could have picked 1 of 4/5 fouls in the box their involving both sides if you wanted to. Think Raya was weak coming out and gets away with it

Finally they both sleep, if everyone could remain quiet that would be appreciated

SFA OK * * the only time I ll say that

Looks like those south of the border have bought another monorail

That's a pen all day long

I always knew they weren't the sharpest tool in the shed but fair play to the Reform lads. Even after using the prepaid envelope to send back the previous correspondence with fuck off you frog faced cunts, they have sent another leaflet incase I was still undecided.

Anyone got some spare holy water? Got a dachshund that would benefit from an exorcism/ spiritual guidance / full personality transplant.

Save us Albert Kidd, you're our only hope

One ticket for The Twilight Sad for Sunday at @boilershop.bsky.social on twickets if anyone is interested twckts.com/oXLX #Twickets

After a very long day and lots of effort over the last couple of years Eoin finally has his black belt. Will be offering straighteners and car polishing after the bank holiday weekend to those in need

Great to wake up on a Saturday know association fitba can't ruin my weekend. Also great to know i won't be going back again this season, its bad when you'd rather work than go to the fitba

A view to a kill on Itv 4, got to be the best bond film/ theme song combo?

Euan Cameron in the crowd there? Hope he gets done on the bridge of doom walking out, firstly and most importantly for offending everyone's ear with his shite media work, being a hearts fan would be second on the list

Not a great afternoon for der Hun in the Govan sunshine, which is a shame

VAR looking at hair pulling in a FA cup semi, might as well just cancel the whole thing

Made up for Coventry fans, been put right through it, came close to losing their club. Fair play to lampard, knows how to get a team promoted from the championship

Heavy wtf you doing here vibes from Max

I have one eticket going for The Stranglers at the Kelvingrove Bandstand in Glasgow, Saturday 6 June. £60 if anyone’s interested. Ta.

£10.80 for a pint and a can of coke, must be paying sun tax today

Day 2 and yet again the sun is out ready to trick tourists that had no idea what they were booking when they came to Scotland. Will be cheap ponchos all over that shop just after lunchtime when the rain hits the tartan themepark. Yip we are off to Edinburgh today

If thats a red card just fold the game. Can't believe they are discussing hair pulling as violent conduct and can't see the irony in it

Post your favourite film from the year you turned 18. Thank fuck my memory of those years is pretty sketchy as was sure this was the year before and 2000 was slim pickings

Great day out in Glasgow, which was its usual 4 seasons in a day. Visited a few record shops, first time in monorail would highly recommend as it has/ is in a cafe/ bar, pints a records what more do you need. It's round the corner from shwarma king, which never disappoints

Sun shining on the first day of a week off? In Scotland?

Two weeks training together and we still can't make use or move for a throw in, might be worth starting with that on Mondays training session.

Hopefully Trump nukes us before the end of the season or preferably the match, could do with a bit of heat

Heavy sharks with laser vibes going on here

Sky arts is great but it could do with having more than 4 adverts especially with the amount of ad breaks

Great gig last night, Pastel were on top form, Eoin had a good night even if it may not look like it

Dpd are holding my delivered parcel hostage at their cumbernauld depot and the chat bot is a cheeky cnut

Absolutely faultless from beginning to end Bicep #5debutalbums1519

In the end the goal was disallowed but the most important thing is yet again a goal was scored, whether it was given, from a break of the ball in our box, just like the first which our defence was no where near

Fuck me just fold the club

C mon they are rattled let's make it count

Yet again we are the most dangerous threat to ourselves, fuckin amateur

We must have made the most amount of substitutions at half in the league this season. Occasionally can help change a game, every week shows a poor starting line up

Why are one of the outfield players that can actually pass a ball not taking these freekicks rather than bombscare?