My pronouns are I/love/you.

Love trying to read math papers that are ostensibly about quivers but do not contain a single image of a quiver.

I love Snoopy as much as the next guy, but there's no way that dog's a beagle.

The breakfast place near me that used to open at 5:30 now opens at 7, which is a decision I completely understand. But also.. man...

These hips don't lie, and the truth they're telling is Ouch.

The guys from La Bionda had a similar thing to what Rhett and Link have going on.

I'm thankful for my children.

I'm thankful for yaoi.

I'm thankful for cats. All of them.

I'm thankful for fun.

I'm thankful for Sly Cooper's hot ass.

I'm thankful for the Tequila meme.

Sometimes I feel like a TikZ picture missing a semicolon.

I think the impulse to be kind is beautiful and valuable. At the same time, if you're driving please just use your right-of-way.

Bro you need to forgive yourself even when you don't feel like you deserve it. It's the only way bro.

Why does every AI assistant ad go like "Hey Bubby, I just had some poopoo come out of my ass. Is this normal?" "Yes. It is a natural phenomenon many living things experience called shidding :)"

Proctoring this exam and yearning for my comfortable bed and the raccoon that loves me.

Hate when cult music goes hard

Literally just allowed a student to make up a quiz because they started the email with "Goof afternoon"

All-in-all it was All just piss in my balls

Decided to have another cinnamon roll. The tone of this post may make me seem cool and indifferent. But in fact, I am jumping up and down and saying "Yippee."

I want some delicious pancakes. Is that so wrong?

To be fair, I bite all the hands that don't feed me, too.

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

They call me The Sleeper for reasons I'm too tired to discuss right now.

*after finding a counterexample to something I'm trying to prove* "Okay so the result isn't true, but the fact that I thought it might have been true really says something."

Just saw a student dressed up as the Onceler. The kids are alright.

Pro tip: It's difficult to work effectively when you're sleepy as hell.

Some of my favorite foods are delicious.

They're singing fee fie fiddly-i-o in there I just fucking know it.

I understand that Youtube is the video site, but I still find it fascinating that you can look up an album, it will have it as a playlist (awesome), but then you click on the playlist and all the singles are replaced by music videos (usually poor sound quality and radio edits).

goop mourning

Pro tip: Don't eat an entire bag of ranch fries before bed. They will sit in your stomach weird and make you dream about being pregnant.

Just had a very serious dream about being mpregnant. Thankfully there was a timeskip just before the mbirth.

not me being a sleepy little guy

It's Wednesday af

The workday would feel worthwhile if I was going home to Sly Cooper. Instead I'm just going home to #Shit.

In the club straight up meowing

I'm a little chilly if you even care

Unfortunately I will be too busy today to play minesweeper or tongue kiss Sly Cooper. But if I survive the grind I will be able to do at least one of those in the future <3

Just another day being a skibidi rizzler.

This shit is so wholesome. What a legend. What an icon. #RIP #dead

One of those days when I feel I need \qquad on all sides of me.

Can't wait for this bullshit to just become second nature like everything else on this site.

Dispensary closed early. This is gonna be the second worst 9/11 ever.

Last night I dreamed Taylor Swift bought the Luxor in Vegas and made it Taylor Swift themed.

Me waiting for the course coordinator to post Monday morning's quiz

None of my students came to my office hours. Probably because they hate the fuck out of me :(

So OneDrive just attempted to "backup" everything to the cloud (not asked for) and delete all of my local files. Very cool. I think I have it permanently deactivated now, not that I ever activated it.