Just coming here to remind everyone that in this scene, Rei started it.

for those who wonder if i really am Asuka, here

shinji ikari the type of guy to cry at a train simulator (it's not even densha de go)

the only two car garage that matters is: dodge neon and hyundai genesis. evangelion.

the only thing you should be obsessed with!

Not even 10 years changed this!!

this is what u see if u walk into my room at 2 AM during a particularly sad age regression episode

actually went to see end of evangelion in a cinema. simultaneously the greatest and worst movie i've watched.

zeonic sure likes taking things and making their own versions. gundams? yup, it's also an evangelion too or you can have a toyota auris. i pilot both.

when the ai chatbots gain sentience i'm taking one as mine then uploading it to a robot C&C server then i'll take over las vegas

UK housing in a nutshell

this is in fact my posture when piloting the taxi (it has 5 minutes of battery life)

"Kaworu is a great boyfriend."

before you slide into my DMs, just know I look like this /hj

closest thing you'll get to a selfie because my own body is the real doll

pilots in general are military-grade girlrotters

holds true for all the pilots though

would get for the keys to the shittiest car i own

Fuck Harry Potter Go Watch Neon Genesis Evangelion

what if shinji wasn't stupid, the reality everyone wishes happened

smh not becoming a self employed certified (machinery operator) because of Eva how pathetic.

In another timeline #asurei #evangelion

this is indeed certified asushin yuri.

i said how much i hated kaworu earlier but the irl kaworus and rebuild kaworus are cool I guess :p there's enough shinnies for y'all

I knew I had enough internet for the day when I saw someone talking about how cute my feet were when I was 13 years old. Just, ew. That's literally disgusting.

I HATE YOU KAWEIRDO GOD I WISH YOU DIDN'T GET KILLED SO SOON JUST SO I COULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR STUPID TWO-FACED ANGEL ASS! AND YOU SCRATCHED UP MY EVA!!!!

Midnight Club 3 Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE CADILLAC ESCALADE ON 24IN SPINNERS YOU CRUNDLE

In honor of the bird site somehow getting even worse

the face i make every time i see obviously nsfw eva pilot art. (i suppose the pervs can maybe get away with it if they're using adult portrayals..?)

shinji get in the goddamn cheeseburger so i can eat you up

Tonight: a mentally ill girl pilots a 2 ton machine capable of travelling 140mph while listening to Komm, süsser Tod.

oh now that i think of it misato was just being stupid and was also probably drunk on yebisu. of course she'd put a prnd shifter then use it like a sequential on an EV.

also why the hell does misato's EV swapped alpine have an automatic transmission with MANUAL MODE. it's an EV, what does it even do 😭

maya is such a gay nerd, like that's gotta be some reference to 16 bit computing!! what a dork, she absolutely deserves a GF tbh

Is anyone even surprised by this?

you should see mine.

@femboyaerospace.bsky.social Not me realizing just how many aerospace nerds are either car nerds or close to car nerds. I blame Saab.

shinji get in the goddamn chefangelion i'm HUNGRY

i was bored as hell so i made this might make it an actual thing, as if stupid shinji can even drive #evangelion #shinji