just realized how easy it would be for me to cosplay bruno madrigal for halloween. i would just need to put on a poncho

fortnite nuketown ffa was poppin off today. kid in the ghost face skin was antagonizing the whole lobby lol #Fortnite #NintendoSwitch2

reading the code of hammurabi is really fun because for one law you'll think 'wow this is actually very fair' and then the next one you'll think 'oh that's horrible'

what if instead of the democratic party it was the domocratic party and they did whatever I want

do you think japan would want to trade some tanuki for some of our raccoons. I want to pet one

BEN QUAD?!?!

stealing the Crown Jewels from the Louvre is some Carmen Sandiego shit

everyone who said magnesium helps with anxiety and sleep is a fucking liar

why am I still up having some sort of anxiety thing when I work at 6am lol oh yeah it's because I have to work at 6am LOL and I have to do it for the rest of my life LMAOOOO

what if i don't want to vote when a noose would work just as well open.spotify.com/track/4AjHQ8...

they updated the xp curve in poke mongo so when you log back in you'll get a bunch of level ups

wow cool

theramendon patch dropped and now fried spam + potatoes is the new meta comfort meal

c'mon bro hop on black ops 2 nuketown in fortnite #Fortnite #NintendoSwitch2

nintendo should make splatoon 4 not make you want to kill yourself

why does pokémon use that boring street fighter font now. they should have a custom pokéfont

it's so funny that if you open trump's truth social there are three ads before his most recent post and then an ad between every post after that

splatoon kids are demons so I had to switch to single player. i fear I've become chopped unc

want to play an online fps but I cancelled all my subscriptions except for nintendo so I guess I'm playing splatoon

the No Kings rally by me is scheduled for only two hours in a parking lot. what an obvious fucking op lol

the legend of zelda four swords 3, the world's first multiplayer only game made just for me

okay nintendo quit messing around where's zelda for switch 2

music

UPDATE: she has made a public statement saying 'dad is better at minecraft than mom' so I have decided to settle out of court

old couple at the grocery store was talking about seeing the hasan kayagate video on facebook which is crazy but then the husband said when he was younger his dad would just beat his dog for misbehaving

my 3yo said 'dad doesn't know how to play minecraft' which is such egregious slander that I will be contacting my attorney

watching a minecraft movie

my fbi agent forgot my mkultra activation phrase so they've been sending me coded messages through various means trying to see if they can guess it right

attention sonic fans waze is israeli and you should probably not use or support it if you can help it

I want to immerse myself in a game but the thought of expending any amount of brain power in combat or whatever is too much lol. what do I do

some hobbit type shit to distract from the overwhelming weight of it all youtu.be/0XWN9cGE1EY

is it cope if I say critikal shouldn't have 41 milli from playing video games and watching youtube

ancestrydna updated. don't forget to check your changelog to see which of your stats have been buffed/nerfed

jimmy johns taking a bold stance on the whole immigration thing

at least we know that there are no good pokemon games coming out for the next five years

there are a million products you can buy and consume to make you more awake at work when you're tired, but there's nothing that you're allowed to consume to calm yourself down when you're anxious

woke disney the lion queen

zoomer failson wearing a trump mugshot t-shirt just yelled at his grandma because she wanted to buy wheat bread

i told a customer we didn't have something and she said chatgpt told her we did

saturn devouring half of his son because he's on ozempic and he's not that hungry

saturn devouring his son at his desk while he watches youtube

my autistic kid accidentally kicked a hole in the wall but then she drew sonic so I can't really be mad

I didn't know they added @rybuca.bsky.social to this game. Now it's Rybuca-Laylee

speeding up audiobooks to make them nightcore

finally fought a gleeok and it was more fun than the actual final boss

tried the new arbys steak nugget sandwich mainly out of curiosity and it was really really good. the steak bites were actually juicy which i was not expecting at all. 4.5 out of 5 outlaw stars

if you were a nintendo-only kid like me this was your version of Beethoven Virus youtu.be/BiuAIIWo-n4?...

he's gonna be there any hour or minute or second it's getting tense