I just need a boy who likes to be split in half, ridden hard and put away wet. Is that too much to ask for?

Woof

Elijah has joined the cool kids!! In hooman form so not the “cool cool” kids but still cool, give him a follow! @dedrkangl.bsky.social :3

The Spooky Season has begun…

In honor of Jimmy Buffett, I feel it necessary to emphasize… It’s “Stepped on a Pop Top” not “Stepped on a Pop Tart” How tf do you cut your heel on a Pop Tart?