Have you ever thought what would happen if your left femur was replaced with a stick?

I promise I don't bite (that hard)

Purrivacy? More like I'll purry into any of your matters I find interesting.

I guess you could say... we are Doomed 2 Die

No to both. I'm a bit of a naturalist-till-lifethreatening kind of dog, and I'm suprisingly cold resistant for a corgi. Thanks for the offer, though.

Well, whenever I get nervous, I cant sweat, so I just get REALLY uncomfortably hot and fidget a LOT. And being chronically serious like this to an essential stranger is definetly freaking me out over. A Few Things. TLDR; don't worry about ittttt im fiiiiiine i agree

Yeah, yeah, I do. A lot easier to say now then later. But I'd like to think we have prep time for the next Big Bad right now. So now would be optimal, you know? (Shifting a bit, looking uncomfortable for some reason...)

(Kicking some rocks near a lake...)

⁣　⁣ 　God has forgiven my hubris and reminded me that my work is yet unfinished.⁣ 　⁣

It escaped.

Unidentified black man found dead in the break room garbage can.

Or we can just get people accumulatively used to hardship so even if the martyr isn't there (because they won't ALWAYS), they can still deal, you know? Like, I get it, yeah. Just not my school of thought.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?

A kniffle of conniving knives...

Having friends again would be kinda neat. Being in a band again... having something to really DO after school and everything else... getting to geek out over the newest games... (More so daydreaming; not realising she's saying this out loud.)

I guess so. Fairness is hardly a real concept if we're talking about. YOU KNOW. Like, do you really think it had any part in what happened to any of us ever, yaknowwhatimtryingtosay?

. . . (Poorly hidden cackle. Proud of herself for that one.) Yeah, no, I'm kidding. It's basically legend what happened at Hachiko when I was a sophmore. Source of my hydipsia and anhidrosis, getting folded in half like a cheap suite by a ghost. It's also why I have, like, no friends anymore.

(Notably vacant stare.) Not really. I mean, school lunch has been getting worse? I guess?

Totally tubular!

...going to ignore the terrifying possible implications of that- I mean, I guess that's what mine kind of feel like to. My therapist used to tell me it's just trauma, but hey, what does he know? (Clearly trying to brush off said terrifying possible implication she got from that.)

I just think it'd be neat if I spelunked in the depths.

So kinda like me every night, but without the friend part! Neat. Yeah, that can give headaches. As for the latter; I mean, it rings bells. I know a Stormy Fritz though. I think she goes to the boys and girl's club I still help out at.

Huh. How poetic. (Definetly getting A reaction with the magic comment. Nearly indecipherable beside some kind of wistfulness.) ...magic, huh? A long TTRPG session, orrrr...

. oh! Yeah, Eminem still has a lot of bites left in him.

A lot. Muffins. Most candies, like Butterthumb. Basically anything you don't maoe yourself, I guess??

(Rather quickly stashing what was in her paw into a loose pocket. Clicking her tongue as she winks.) That's the name! Honestly kind of suprised anyone knows it. Nobody but my friends call me anything but "that girl". And I don't really have any, so, yeah. [+]

Some people still ask me if I still eat the wrapper when I eat any food with one. First of all, the idea? Preposterous. They're right. But it's terrible how they still remember.

(Suddenly, a tap on his shoulder. The corgi seems to be have some... things in her paw, based on the slight rattling from when her paw moves.) We talking "drank too may Paweisers", "genuinely sick or just feel this way", "in withdrawal and need a fix", or "food poisoning"?

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