Maybe he only loves McDonald’s so much because it has his name in it

not surprised a movie about deconstructing harmful black-and-white narratives that promote violence and knee-jerk hatred of the other is unpopular with evangelicals

people who vote for Trump and claim to be pro-life are full of shit and they know it

Folks when i tell you this analogy rules I am not holding back. Also it is so cool to see ILLEGALS, one of the most political fantasy stories I’ve ever written, get brought to life in such a gorgeous, action-stacked collection. Support the gang and snag yourself a copy! wherelegendswalk.com

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“The Graven Oaths” coming Thursday #art #procreate

Ok so I reviewed RENTAL FAMILY and really dug it despite some truly glaring flaws. As someone who couldn’t finish BEEF, I’m enamored with how HIKARI brings about these Ted Lasso type characters in settings that are actually believable and low-key depressing…

the most impressive thing to me about NOBODY WANTS THIS as a show is that despite a decent amount of time in between seasons (and only a handful of episodes in each one) I am invested enough in this low-stakes world to retain a TON of the details and character nuances

gotta say, if I got owned by *Matt Yglesias* I would just delete my entire internet presence

i wrote a gentrification horror story where a broke copywriter invents fake families for a redevelopment company and then watches them become real. definitely not based on a true story, for sure! it's called LITTLE GOOD PEOPLE and hey look at that you can read it for free!

“New Epstein Emails Reignite an Old Debate. Here’s Why That’s Bad News for Zohran Mamdani.”

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations

so they’re going with the nuh uh defense

this is almost as bad as the whole tan suit thing

didn’t blockbuster go out of business

He thinks we don’t know what a villain rotation is and that alone should be enough for him to resign

Hey look! Over there! It’s your own business. (me at a Costco, silently)

Oh and another new thing from me. I wrote about Stephen King, an author I've never been able to love as a reader. But as a writer? I love him.

My short story “Don’t Wake Up Too Fast” is now out in Aurora: Tales of Winter Dreams, a new anthology from @speculationpub.bsky.social! You can snag this collection in paperback or ebook via Bookshop, link below! So many cold, warm stories in this one... #ShortStories #SpecFic #NewRelease

My favorite thing about Andrew Cuomo is that I already forgot what he looks like

why do they keep making campaign ads for Democrats

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

happy no novel november to all who celebrate in which we will continue to write new short stories instead of our novels

way too many people making bingo cards these days

It’s not a Mandela effect if you just like are wrong

how in the hell is this not on the front page of every goddamn website

ya boi wrote a short story collection and it’s not terrible

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

The Caller Isn't Human #inktober #art #procreate

My short story "Don't Wake Up Too Fast" will be available to read in the upcoming anthology AURORA, out on 11/4! Very excited to share this coming-of-age magical realism tale about a teen Caribbean dreamwalker with all of you. Yes, even you!

not sure how it’s possible but those stranger things kids managed to age right past me

Hm. I wonder why republicans have so many nazi group chats

It's incredible that he's like "you can't burn the flag, it's sacred, anyone who burns our beautiful flag is GOING TO JAIL!" and then he just tears down a whole wall of the fucking white house

new phone, I know who this is though

to paraphrase Leigh Bardugo, AI isn’t just copyright theft, it’s theft of the human pleasure that comes with making art

"we all have different opinions" well guess what Kiera, the woman you're sane-washing is furiously advocating a world where trans people don't GET to have a different opinion I mean imagine playing Umbridge while saying the real-life Umbridge is chill

The Catcher in the Rye would be vastly improved if Holden Caulfield died halfway through and the rest of the book was narrated by the cab driver

wrote a body horror story for @ceteramagazine.bsky.social about what happens when you can literally sell your feelings to strangers "A disgraced influencer sells her emotions as consumable flavors. But the technology under her tongue has plans of its own." It's weird! Enjoy!

“The Petals Beneath Her Tongue” #art #procreate #inktober

my philosophy with AI art is simple. if you didn't have the time or patience to draw it, why should I have the time or patience to look at it?

Interesting thread that I think gets Tron as a franchise. Star Trek was also embraced by geek professionals but maybe has more to offer in terms of a franchise. Like The Grid is cool but it’s a video-game perspective on cyberspace.

the short answer is that despite its box office failures, TRON is a recognizable brand, or at least recognizable enough for producers to think it has money-making potential. That begs the obvious question of "why" it's a brand at all, and I think the answer to that is interesting! Thread!

“If you don’t stop calling me a fascist I’m going to arrest you.”

It's horror month at Cetera Magazine, so this week I'm publishing a short story I've been dreading to share for deeply personal reasons. But I'm so glad it's finally out! Here's "Housekeeping for the Dead" (with an audio version where partway through I start crying!) @ceteramagazine.bsky.social

one of the weirdest things about being latino-american in 2025 is knowing that a massive chunk of fellow latinos openly and voraciously voted for this bullshit

love how my inbox will get an email from a winery I've never heard of and is like "GET THIS TO JON ASAP, PRIORITY 1" but then also get a long detailed heartfelt message addressing me by name and say "UM. SPAM MUCH?!"

baseball has the best team names

we love josh johnson don’t we folks

tbh they kinda nailed it on the first try with “the fast and the furious”