Life update: getting more normal

The anxiety coursing through my veins could kill any man probably

I have never littered in my entire life

I dropped my vape on the bathroom floor at work and had to reach for it like a fucking rat while someone was washing their hands

Blue eyes like the devils water

Lace panty + full bush combo

HAI

Face :0

Good news!!!!!!! I finally pooped

🐀

Simple ootd because it’s rlly cold outside :(

Valentines sux without u

:p

I hate football and also the nfl

Genuinely scared for what’s going to happen in America rn

My period cramps hurt and I just want a hug rn

:/

When I die burry me with egg salad

I want a dog so bad :(

:-)

Making homemade blueberry syrup who wants some

Bad news for egg salad, I’m hungry 😈😈😈😈😈

Saw some scene kids at the mall, the world is healing

People that say the ending of the substance ruined the movie have no taste at all and it shows

Chai has my dick in a chokehold

If all u bring to the table is talking shit then you’re probably the most boring person in the world tbh

I need more hot ppl to follow

Nothing makes me more annoyed than dumb idiots that can’t drive (I am the perfect driver and have never done anything wrong while driving in my entire life)

I feel so pretty in this dress !!!!

Small boobies deserve love and appreciation too :(

ITS HAPPY NEW YEAR, NOT NEW YEARS PLZ

Nothing hurts as bad as knowing I’ll never see modern baseball live again

“Good girl”

Who wants to let me hit my vape from their buttcrack

Seeing people take videos of concerts and post them on instagram

I like my outfit today

There was this really pretty girl that was walking by me while I was yawning and she said “u know yawning in the grocery store is contagious” and it was just so cute, I love women so much

Someone spin kick me in the face

renaissance face card

Need cat pictures asap, am sad

🐈‍⬛

People that pose with dead animals are insane

My car won’t start, my toe is broken, and I just had to pay rent

Do u ever realize ur nobody’s favorite friend or favorite anything

Build a house upon that ass, that’s an ass state

meow

Deedee mega doodoo

Bouta chow down on a mr beast feastable and then smoke a cig aka the coolest thing you can do

Good morning gamers