I never get Starbucks so I can’t help but feel embarrassed whenever a 9 year old child orders more decisively than I do

The number of people yawning in this club is too damn high

If I look fucked up tn it’s because I wanted to btw

The two day delay of workout soreness struck hard as hell this morning 🫠 I fell over bc my ass muscles gave out when I took my first steps out of bed

Idk what I was on a couple days ago but I kinda wanna be there again

It’s getting colder here. I need social plans so I have reasons to dress cute and go outside to be perceived

Shaved my legs before heading out and caught someone clocking my fuckass shaving job

I fear my morning routine now has too many steps for me to be bed rotting as long as I do 😔

Forgot my landlord scheduled a maintenance visit for today so I was concerned when they sent me this ominous text

Oversized shirt szn will be upon us soon

Little kid asked their (white) dad what is the color of his skin and he answered tan

Watching love is blind season 9 episode 1 and this man named Jordan looks like he would devour a bowl of soup expeditiously. Idk I can’t explain it but I just know Panera hates to see him coming

7 drinks into bottomless mimosas andlemme tell ya, it feels sooooo good to pee

Might be time to find a full-length mirror soon. Torso pics are great but I always love me a full body picture

Just mixed an entire stick of butter into my fried rice meal prep. Pray for my stomach yall

Day 1 of training my cat to associate eating with fashionable head pieces

Accidentally downed tequila and rum drink too quickly and am stumbling through town oopsies

I’m too unserious to be chatting to coworkers the way I am. Like why did I tell my manager “I’m not a yapper, i just ask questions”

Telling my coworker I’m restarting my computer so I actually have another 5 min to eat breakfast and wait for my stimulants to kick in >>>>>>

Ohhh my god, my two cartilage piercings on my right ear started hurting a lot with my hoops and then they got swollen and started closing up when I tried to put in my posts. I stg if it starts bruising and I’ll end up needing to take them out and get them re-pierced I’m gonna scream

Tattoo shops always have amazing lighting

Felt cunt, might delete later

Look, I know I need to save money but I have the very strong and sudden urge to go out and party tn 😭

Looks like it’s one of those mornings where you wake up so tired you don’t even feel real 🫩

I need a better painting station… I’m tired of my hands and legs falling asleep

Sorry to my clients, the angle of my webcam really exacerbates my RBF oopsies

OMG MY WAITLIST FOR ULTRA 2026 GOT APPROVED AND I GOT TICKETS???

Client requested that I called her by her nickname and not her government name because it makes her sound like she’s being scolded. Girl same, I feel you

Morning routine MUST include bed rotting for at least 15 min as well as flirting with sleep

Cardi put her whole pussy into writing Salute. That shit’s been on my repeat for the last hour open.spotify.com/track/5sWjhI...

Nothing like receiving a team-wide email basically saying “‘so-and-so’ got let go bc we decided to get rid of his position” to get me anxious about the future 🤠

I’m too soft spoken to be attempting conversation at this loud bar. My voice has almost cracked too many times

Went thrifting and almost caved when I saw these $109 pair of Levi’s with a pikachu embroidered on it

Bought a cunty pair of denim heels but like why did I do that 😭

Was h*gh off an eddy while watching a nature documentary with bloomf the other day. I also didn’t know how much time passed and just simply could not figure it out. The stupid side of my brain was working overtime that day 😭

@disgaustang.bsky.social told me I could never be trade bc the way I lay down is too puss (Also you didn’t even see us waving bye to you while you waited for the bus smh)

Got hungry and just remembered that I have shitty boxed Mac and cheese that I could make

I have obtained three more oversized pants to modify to my size. I have not yet finished my previous jeans project 😭

IG saw it first but I liked this pic enough to share here too

Kind people can get mad too

I wish I was a yapper sometimes but alas, I’m just a listener and a question asker

Remembered this past weekend how uncultured and sheltered I was when growing up bc my parents didn’t let me watch live action tv that often 😔 that’s probably why I can’t remember any actor/actress names

We big backin tn @koog13.bsky.social

Finally able to post this (and the other paintings) since I gifted this to @koog13.bsky.social

Sceptile Acrylic on canvas

Whimsicott Acrylic on canvas

Of course my internet cuts out the one and only day of the week where I have a ton of work to do 😭

Buying wide legged pants but still filling them in >>>>>>

Guess who came back from a run and made themselves queasy from chugging too many liquids right after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit I just painted for 4 hours straight and finished the piece 😮‍💨 my hand and neck are cramping 😭 Pics to come once I give it to oomf in a couple days 😌