Ran my first tabletop RPG! It meant a lot to me and there’s a bunch of people I feel grateful to for helping me get here. Shoutouts go to everyone at @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social and @dimension20.bsky.social. Even without a character limit, I couldn’t say thank you enough.

Even the tiniest bit of kindness hits that much harder these days. Try to make it a habit.

universe figured out the formula for infinite content; be incomprehensible and then create beings with an insatiable need to comprehend lmfao, gold 😂

if anime remixes aren’t playing at chiptune at 3 am it isn’t #magfest

Stronger Than You and Here Comes a Thought performed live by Rebecca Sugar featuring guest appearances from Estelle at #magfest I simply don’t know what else to say

i can’t wait to be 60 hanging out with 80 year olds for them to tell me how young i am 💁🏽💅🏽

Zac Oyama’s absolutely flawless contribution to this scene is borderline unhinged #dimension20 #theunsleepingcity

@gamechangershow.bsky.social yeah, I’d like to formally submit season 7, episode 3, “Earnest-est,” for best episode of Game Changer and nominate the cast for that episode for Best Game Changer Trio 🏆

the truth of humanity lies in hydration 🥲

has the #dimension20 multiverse theory been proposed yet where like; Elias Hodge, smuggling equipment home from Gobstopper Industries for mad sciences, has Calorum in his fridge, a couple of talking stoats running around, a few living toys, created magic ink, a magic video tape

we were probably the coolest monkeys until we started calling ourselves humans

next mf who shares an ai overview as proof of concept is getting fucking slapped

meta’s greatest evil is not providing an undo feature on instagram for when you accidentally scroll to the top and wipe your whole feed

some of these cultural narratives are crazy, who convinced people to die by 40 but strive to 100?

i just need someone to tell me my ex’s aunt is okay

shoutout to my classmate genesis for providing the first material to ever inspire me to take the “challenge” option in lieu of “reinforce” during our class discussions

you ever just question everything you’re looking at because all sensory data is filtered by your brain through the lens of all your and your ancestors’ experiences and also memory is a joke

so in the cars universe are racecars born without headlights or are they removed and what is that process like biologically and what are its implications sociologically

when u out on a friday night and realize god is watching

do NOT clap along if you’re not gonna pay attention to the rhythm 😡

people’s true colors really come out when someone sneezes more than three times

You do not need to be surrounded to be connected (but it helps), just because we can’t do everything doesn’t mean we can’t do something, and life is not miserable; neither are we

City lights stole the stars and we barely noticed they were missing

Our parents yelled at us because they made sacrifices that they’re ashamed of for things we’re now telling them they shouldn’t have had to beg for

Russia invading Ukraine, Israel invading Palestine and the Executive Branch invading the US 🤦🏽

So much of my mental capacity is utilized toward rationalizing why it’s okay for my cat to belay my existence to rest

Constantly fluctuating between keeping a few episodes behind #worldsbeyondnumber to maintain a binge stash and consuming on release to know what everyone’s freaking out about 👀

You ever share news with a specific family member to then cross it off your list as if you shared it with the whole family

Are you telling me that plastic bag had aspirations

Don’t retreat from your intrusive thoughts, Ambush them. When they surprise you- “AHA! I’ve been expecting you this entire time. UNHELPFUL, OUT OF POCKET HOW DO YOU LIKE HEARING POTENTIALLY THE WORST THINGS ABOUT YOU MAYBE NOW BEGONE”

I’ve spent way too long trying to reduce tasks to help me take them on. Sometimes it helps, but other times it helps most to recognize Goliath before you, accept you feel like David, and know that when you succeed it will be legendary.

No for real, where are city bus drivers spawned from

The people in Florida are paying a lot of money to make it as cold in their homes as we get up North for free

“Siri, play Spotify.” “All Star by Smash Mouth now playing on Spotify.” “What?” *Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked by Cage the Elephant starts playing* “W h a t ?”

Health regen superheroes are actually so bad because their fighting styles are always based off of their ability to heal so they end up just taking hits, which never goes well when their healing is disabled

Teachers should have to complete the assignment as well and then share their submission with the class before or after the assignment’s deadline, whichever they prefer.

When I was little, teacher said read all the instructions first, but, thanks to failure to do that, I submitted a full length project draft instead of the half that was asked of me, making me a vast overachiever, so who’s laughing now tEaChEr 🤓

As one of the few species known to actually enjoy having sex, it’s embarrassing we’re too upset with each other for having it to help the people who have been providing it for millennia.

Funny thing about the chilled condition in real life versus in video games is that they are similar in that if you take enough stacks of chilled you will become frozen, but in real life, chilled stacks apply a hastened effect instead of a slow 🏃💨

3 friends brought up the Dollar General in three instances completely separate of each other this week alone. What an anomaly

No more expressing that people can do bad things and still be good people without defining a parameter

I posit that we change the standard of certainty to 99% on the grounds that the very fabric of our reality isn’t 100% certain so how the hell can you be

Never thought I’d be so happy to be at work at 4 am

Have parents realized “I gave you life” isn’t the mic drop they think it is

Sometimes, on the wind, I can hear the confusion of automotive designers figuring out what headlights should look like

Mothers will fr run three mental processes and successfully hold a conversation w u on the side

Normalize ending relationships over politics. Politics regard how everyone gets to live their lives and why. Politics are not optional. You can’t vote for the annulment of my rights and consider me a friend.

Businesses stay putting up Groupons and then hate providing service to Groupon customers, like 1.) I’m gonna tip, damn, chill. And 2.) No one told you to put the coupon up

Maybe everything’s been thought of but has everything been done

Never be the anything guy at your office. Everyone in your position is equally capable of any expectation