So, Laura Kuenssberg's introduction to her interview with Mary-Ann Stephenson is just hideous. Let me count the ways. 🧵

CENTRE BAAAAACKS LFGGGGGGG

Cunha WANK

"Mason Mount"

Under the cosh again

We're so shit

Lmao Cunha doing all he could to bollocks that

Third match in a row ffs

Cunha now with one goal or assist in 11 games, 8.6 90s. Mainoo averages one every 8.2 games, 5.4 90s.

It's not working. Not convinced that 'it might look like it works if we drop £100m - £200m on midfielders on top of the £150m we dropped on forwards with a respectable crop of centre halves' is good enough

And another!

As if he's not gone for that!!

when has bringing ugarte on to lock things down ever worked

Hmmmmmmmm what you doing there then keeper

Wellity

Shaw overlapping at 1-0 up when the daft apeth wouldn't at 1-0 down last week

Champagne football but only one fucker in the box again

Is he moving Bruno to 10 and STILL not playing Kobbie??

Yes Leny

Cunha AGAIN with a load of shite

He's the furthest forward in one phase of that attack ffs

DONKEY BRAINS

Fuck me

Leny in the centre could be interesting

Amad saying to Cunha 'just run quick. It's easy. Then they can't catch you.'

Longer studs second half keeper

Shouldn't be up top but Zirkzee in the 10 could be the player people say Cunha is

Oh so *now* AWB can defend his far post

Right, feed Amad now

Fuck out the way LITTLE BOY

Lads we appear to be FUCKING SHITE again lads

3 year ban for Casemiro that

Cunha #nooticing

KENTA is an all time hater

You know the early versions of Champ Man with just the text commentary, do you reckon the ME in the background had wide players blemming the ball into the side netting from an acute angle with three unmarked in the middle back then an all?

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

United are winning so we don't blow up bang on the 4 minutes

Zirkzee looks like he has a halo in this sunlight

Lichaaaaaaaaa

The EDL's Will Hughes, there

"Mason Mount"

Nketiah doing that on a yellow is it

RUUD VAN ZIRKZILLA

Lmfao

When Dalot gave that ball away there's five of ours in their box just standing still. React! Win the ball back!

Be nice if Zirkzee could find any white shirt

What the fuck Leny