German TV is showing Colts-Dolphins. Announcers are speaking German, but I'll take it!

Talking about one of the worst jingoistic commercials ever.

WSJ on Trump's declaration about acetaminophen: The finding by President Trump's health officials, which Kenvue and some medical societies dispute . . . How about instead: The finding, which has absolutely no basis in fact and has been proven to be false . . .

Waiting for all the mouth-breathers with Don't Tread on Me license plates to weigh in on Trump's First Amendment violations. It's all about the Constitution, right?

I was sent a Word file by my broker to sign and return. I've only got my tablet, so to open the file I needed to give MS Copilot access to ALL my files. Screw that. It can wait until I have my laptop.

The most perfect example of industrial architecture is a Twistee Treat stand. Prove me wrong.

This house's alma maters are 3-0 today! Mizzou with a rivalry win over KU, USF over Florida in a stunner and a rout for Georgia Tech!

Trump heading into an Epstein sex party

Breaking: Trump fires his tape measure because it told him his penis is one inch long.

The truth hurts.

Scott was one of the best, both as a writer and as a human. Rest, my friend.

Another reason to love Kiké

Trivino's going to cough this one up, isn't he? #Dodgers

More than 200,000 people in Brian Mast's district are eligible for Medicare. And he just voted for them to die. #Florida

As of today, our retirement account has lost 10 percent of its value since the business genius took over in Washington. Any more winning and I'm going to have to start bagging groceries.

Flying home tomorrow from the UK. I miss my dog. Otherwise, I'd be glad to stay here.

My congressman Brian Mast, as he prepares to draw a warm bath so he can dream about his hero Trump.

We had dinner with friends in England tonight and I had to tell them we'd love to host them in Florida, but they probably shouldn't come for a few years.

Elizondo has an excellent take on the #Dodgers visit to the White House.

The #Dodgers go meet the Biggest Loser, then fumble their way to a loss against the Nats. Coincidence? Perhaps.

Mr. Booker Goes to Washington. Now on CSPAN2.

ESPN can't be gone from baseball fast enough. I'm so tired of seeing more of Tom Hanks than actual, you know, baseball. #Dodgers

It's opening day and the #Dodgers are already 2-0. It's a great day.

What she said.

All of a sudden I'm rooting for J.J. Spaun in The Players since I saw he carries a #Dodgers notebook.

I just had to mute the #Dodgers game. Rick Monday going off again on a stupid tangent.

Maybe they thought the site was DEI because it was black

She's got it.

It's too soon to worry about the #Dodgers, right? Even though they've been drilled in all but one of their games?

Take that, Steibrenner.

The market's down 400 after dropping that much yesterday. Investors are figuring out--too late--that what's good for MAGA is bad for America.

"MAGA is explicitly a Nazi movement. You may have replaced a swastika with a red hat, but that is what it is." www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Yes, the world sucks right now. But the Dodgers are playing this afternoon, and hopefully I can forget about racists, kings and morons for a couple hours.

This will seem like a minor outbreak when RFK Jr. settles into his job.

In the immortal words of Denis Lemieux, "Who own the Chiefs?" #superbowl #slapshot

Take all the vacation you earn. They won't thank you for giving up your time off.

Am I a nerd? Well, we are live-tweeting the DNC forum in our family chat.

Good.

The flight attendant on my regional jet flight sounds like a playground monitor. Her PAs all start with "Hey guys!"

I realized how little I watch regular TV now when I turned on the cable box to watch President Carter's funeral and the box was set to NFL RedZone, which hasn't been on since Sunday afternoon.

Trump still hasn't accounted for his LAST inaugural slush fund that had north of $100 million in it for a celebration that starred the East Bumfuck FFA fife and drum corps.

It must be dark out, because democracy has died.

And to think I got a good college education there many years ago. States that have gone hard red are racing to the bottom.

Tua's gonna Tua #Dolphins

I turned on the Army-Navy game and they almost immediately cut to a shot of the orange shitweasel. Nope, I don't need to watch football that much.

My county's Democratic Party was in a Christmas parade last night. They got such a bad response, including little kids saying Let's Go Brandon when offered candy, that they canceled being in another parade today. The next 4 years are gonna suck.

I saw a FB post on one of my hometown sites and saw a comment by a woman in my high school class. She was probably the first "out" lesbian I knew (junior year). We chatted at our 10-year reunion. Checked her page; she's now full MAGA. Not that LGBTQ folk can't be MAGA; I'm just shocked she is.

Hunter should renew his passport and get out of the country before January 20. No way Trump doesn't try some shenanigans with him.

This, exactly.

Trump's appointments remind me of a thing I read about Adlai Stevenson. In one of his presidential runs, he had a guy assigned to be his TV expert for getting him on-air. He was ignored until he gets called up because Adlai couldn't get his hotel TV to work. Hegseth was in the NG; have him lead DoD.