Spare a thought of the parents of the wee kid at the Armagh Planetarium today. We're all gazing at the night sky in silent awe and the presenter zooms into Polaris. Little kid: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! The whole auditorium descends into 2 minutes of hysterical laughing.

When you pretend to care for women and girl's safety but you're so full of hatred for people whose existence doesn't harm you, you'll cheer on an actual fucking rapist.

This week Vladimir Putin signed a decree reviving the Intervision Song Contest, once the eastern bloc rival to Eurovision. In 2012 an ex-director of Intervision told me the show could be long. Very long. "One Czechoslovakian girl sang on stage 45 minutes. In the end she got tired and walked off."

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