#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1707 The Royals stuck together Presented a strong flank Covered for their brother But they knew that Andrew STANK

Holy shit this cartoon.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1706 Building work is hard to do Lifting up a joist Moving tonnes of bricks around? Better use a HOIST

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1705 At the beach there’s a boss It’s the scavenger seagull Stealing your chips Like a tyrant or MOGUL 🦅

Reform UK's Richard Tice has said his party would consider cutting the minimum wage if it got into government. That policy would push 1.6 million workers across the UK into poverty and damage the economy. Reform UK are not your friends. #MinimumWage #WorkersRights #ReformUK

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1704 Running Foodbanks, helping kids Of to worship then they plod People who have certain faiths I just call them ‘The God SQUAD ‘

Must watch!

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1703 ‘Love is a striking example of how little reality means to us".  This little quote it means a lot -Written by Marcel Proust We set aside the real world till it comes home to ROOST

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1702 We move on from the romance 💕 Into a Horror cull 👹 Where witches commit murder 🧙 By destroying the SKULL 💀

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1701 🩷🩵🧡💙💜❤️💛🖤💚🩶🤎 Valentines (yesterday) Guys at checkouts loom Chocolates, wine, heart-shaped card, And of course a BLOOM 🌹

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1700 If you like to waste some time With your cute wee pooch Just go walking round the town Have a little MOOCH

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1699 A tsunami comes along Big waves in a splurge Caused by nasty earthquakes Making the tides SURGE

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1698 There was a young man called Teagan Gave up eating meat and he began Saying ‘no eggs or cheese I’ll have veg if you please Because I will now be a VEGAN ‘ 🥗

@lostfootballs.bsky.social ‘Me and Mary we met in high school When she was just seventeen We drive out of this valley Down to where the fields were green We'd go down to the river And into the river we'd dive Oh, down to the river we'd ride’

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1697 A painting’s worth a thousand words On landscapes we are keen Prefer them to a portrait as we love a pretty SCENE 🖼️

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1696 This calls for a posh poem About a clever fellow 🤴🏼 Who lived in a huge house And played stuff on his CELLO

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1695 #WordleHaiku Fix something firmly Deeply into its new place It is thus EMBED

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1694 Soft wool coats and wiggly tails Baby lambs are sweet Running round the grassy field Then you hear them BLEAT 🐑

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1693 @BBCBargainHunt Bargain Hunt’s been on for years Now it makes no sense Like buying something for ten quid And selling for ten pence Contestants shout and scream ‘bid more!’ Profits soon unravel Very little chance today To win the Golden GAVEL

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1692 Birds are blessings in the sky We all love to watch them fly Soaring high into a loop Throw a crust and see them SWOOP 🦅

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1691 Remember old days in church Vicar acts as guide Says we must be ‘Swift to bless’ and so ‘Slow to CHIDE’

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1690 (This Wordle guessed in a TWO!) Be careful how much you drink Don’t stuff your face every day Take exercise then relax Check every week what you WEIGH

Badenoch’s screaming about kicking Mandelson out of the Lords, but she shuts the hell up about Mone. #UKPolitics

Andrew's multimillion pound 'cottage' that he has been sent to. You are paying for this, does it seem like punishment to you?

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1689 It’s an old-fashioned habit Which posh folks do (Not the likes of me and you) They don’t like hippies with sitars But puff away on a fat CIGAR 💨

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1688 Baby Hedgehog is so cute Incredibly tiny Hiding in the fallen leaves Already he’s SPINY 🦔

@imcmillan.bsky.social Read my poem Open Mic at Riverhouse Barn Walton. My first time reading.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1687 Sharing out the goodies Is hard no matter what Try to do it fairly and decide how to ALLOT

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1686 Elephant poem today About a huge guy called Dumbo The largest animal that walks That’s why we all say he’s a JUMBO

Do tell

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#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1685 Cheer myself up now and then With some naughty bun or cakey Doesn’t get much better though I still feel so damn FLAKY !

We are going in the American direction with student loans, becoming profit-making for unscrupulous finance companies.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1684 Some people have Suspicious Minds Like a Hound Dog Chasing lines When they Rush in - I’m talking Fools A Jailhouse Rocks So - Don’t be CRUEL 🕺🏽

I’m not surprised. A small bagful of essential groceries cost me £27 the other day.

@lostfootballs.bsky.social ‘Oh, oh, I'm trapped Like a fool, I'm in a cage I can't get out, see, I'm trapped Can't you see I'm so confused? I can't get out, see, I'm trapped Like a fool, I'm in a cage I can't get out, see, I'm trapped Can't you see I'm so confused?’

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1683 The quality of light Late in the afternoon It will be dark soon Don’t close the blind Or be too fussy I like it DUSKY

@lostfootballs.bsky.social ‘Sing a sad song In a lonely place Try to put a word in for me It's been so long Since I found this place’

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1682 Duck-Billed Platypus Lays eggs, has a beak Venomous, furry Australian FREAK

@lostfootballs.bsky.social ‘Three That's the magic number Yes, it is It's the magic number Somewhere in this hip-hop soul community Was born three: Mase, Dove, and me And that's the magic number’

Always laugh at the ChatBot in the Doctors’ waiting room reading out patients’ names

Wordle 1,682 2/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Lucky me

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1681 Farage has a growing mob There is one big but They’re around to serve themselves Reform love to STRUT 🤬

#Traitors @gonuj.org

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1680 Sea levels are rising Causing land erosion If you live by the coast This could cause a tiff Come home to find your home Hanging off a CLIFF

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1679 Lords and ladies Sirs and dames Can’t we call folk Just their names Don’t you like a normal Karen? Would you prefer a Queen or BARON ?

@lostfootballs.bsky.social ‘You broke the bread. We drank the wine. Your lip was bleedin' but it was fine. Come on inside, babe. Across the line. I love you more than I. But then this bird just flew away. She was never meant to stay. Oh, to keep her caged. Would just delay the spring’ (Travis)

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1678 😂🤣😆 Great sitcoms of yesteryear Only Fools and Horses Yes, Prime Minister rings true Dad’s Army for the forces But the one I used to love With plots to make you think Ronnie Barker’s Porridge Funny blokes banged up in CLINK

@lostfootballs.bsky.social ‘Father wears his Sunday best Mother's tired she needs a rest The kids are playing up downstairs Sister's sighing in her sleep Brother's got a date to keep He can't hang around Our house, in the middle of our street Our house, in the middle of our’ (river?)