@lostfootballs.bsky.social - the great Ian McMillan spotted a lost football !!

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1799 Charles or Charlie over here Other choices suck Please explain why in the States Charles is known as CHUCK ?

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1798 Hanging flags helps no one out Think what’s needed local Reform need to do some work And stop just being VOCAL

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1797 We must look after nature Especially the Bee 🐝 We can’t let them just buzz off Surely we all AGREE ?

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1796 An iceberg sunk Titanic With passengers on deck Many died then others too Diving to see the WRECK

Connections Puzzle #1074 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1795 A star of the sixties Strong singer, so gutsy Blonde, tall and elegant That’s Springfield - DUSTY !

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1794 Who do you hate? Speak up under oath Netanyahu, Trump and Putin - I LOATH 😠

@lostfootballs.bsky.social #France Non, rien de rien Non, je ne regrette rien Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait Ni le mal Tout ça m'est bien égal Non, rien de rien Non, je ne regrette rien C'est payé, balayé, oublié Je me fous du passé

Let it be clear: you are wanted here.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1793 #WordleHaiku It’s a local rule 🪧 Locality or building 🏢 Follow the BYLAW 👮‍♀️

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1792

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1791 #WordleHaiku Fundamentally Your principles or beliefs A personal CREED

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1790 Splash out on a real posh meal🥘 Or buy a cheapie saver 🍟 I can’t decide what to eat I’m having a WAVER

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1789 As we get older it’s inevitable The future looks rather cloudy Our clothes are old, but why buy more? Just get used to looking DOWDY 🧌

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1788 Time is digital these days On your phone -tick tock Or your fancy multi watch Old schools check the CLOCK

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1787 Spring is showing shoots and buds Which we all love truly In the garden, on our walks Each day we see them NEWLY

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝕬𝖌𝖔… The Eye delved into Christopher Harborne's background - his dual identity, his cryptocurrency connections, his enormous political donations - long before his undeclared £5 million personal gift to Nigel Farage. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1511, December 2019.

I love this.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1786 In the sixties Mods were cool Rockers somewhat ‘darker’ They dressed in the leather gear Mods all wore a PARKA

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1785 Posh folk are a different breed They sometimes speak in Latin Theatre boxes, large estates With evening wear of SATIN 👸

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1784 I could not feel any dumber As I’d never heard of UMBRA 🤷🏼‍♀️

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1783 Starting wars - not stopping them With a face like fudge The worst president we’ve seen But Trump he will not BUDGE

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1782 #WordleHaiku Comparing blossom To soft pink feathers or fur We must just LIKEN

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1781 Security’s important Make sure your passwords match Don’t let your mobile phone get grabbed And use your front door LATCH !

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1780 Sleep’s so precious nowadays 😴 I know it makes you wiser But I often wake at dawn A stupid early RISER 🥱

The new pothole-fixing machine made by the construction company JCB. The machine Reform UK are promoting after receiving £200,000 from the aforementioned British digger maker. 🥺

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1779 A bunny with an allergy? 😭 Surely he’s cute and fluffy? 🐇 But if he eats a Happy Meal 🍔 🍟 He’ll feel huffy and PUFFY 🐰

@lostfootballs.bsky.social ‘Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheep) Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap’

#Libraries #Librarians

Israel is keeping two hostages who they kidnapped in International Waters 1000km from Israel. Saif Abukeshek, a dual Spanish-Swedish citizen. And Thiago Avila, a Brazilian citizen. Don't let there be silence for this outrageous crime.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1778 When you get together There’s not just one great thing But all the stuff that you’re about It’s important what you BRING

The Common Tailorbird (Orthotomus sutorius) A small energetic songbird native to tropical Asia, renowned for its unique ability to "sew" its nest. ebird.org/species/comt...

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1777 Birds have lovely feathers As through the skies they zoom Oh so many colours On each little PLUME 🦅 🪶

He's really a sick fuck. He has no business doing shit like this daily to other countries that are suffering.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1776 I’ve had my car since 2003 A Honda Jazz - don’t mock I hope it lasts a few more years But it is a dreadful CROCK 🫣 🚙

Two cats on the bed We start every day this way That’s my little team ❤️❤️❤️

#Wordle - What are your usual start words? Or do you go different each time? I’m usually IRATE - if that’s a zero I try LOUSY. Try to get all vowels plus the Y.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1775 When you’re out and about Seeing art - like a mural Maybe statues in parks Or you like something RURAL

A reminder as BP once again posts record profits, we owned most of it in 1979 before Margaret Thatcher took over. She sold it all for less than it sometimes makes in just one year. The greatest theft ever.

One of my cartoons for Wed's Metro

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1774 Geese and ducks wake early Hunting their first snack They announce their presence With a noisy QUACK 🦆 🐥 🪿

Yeah - still GIMME GIMME GIMME

Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1773 Where do all the eagles rest When they’re feeling weary? There’s a name for their big nest It is called an EERIE 🪺 🦅 (Yeah, I know)

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1772 Dentists cost a fortune They tell us we must floss Then give a fancy clean-up To make teeth white and GLOSS 😬

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1771 #WordleHaiku ‘The fairer sex’ - but, Not nowadays - that’s sexist We are just WOMEN

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1770 Leaning on the bar was a punk Pissed as a parrot - he stunk dropped his phone in a drain Then was soaked in the rain And that’s how it goes when you’re DRUNK