Obsession box office run is so fucking wild its increased again on its third weekend incredible stuff for an incredible flick.

Costumed characters being mean and not respecting my personal boundaries is a pretty fair summation of my sexuality

Great news everyone Legally Blonde is still a 10/10 movie

I was gonna propose with a whole dozen, but he already ate the other eleven 🍩❤️✨ LOVE YOU SO MUCH @docienroo.bsky.social

Normalized giant sentient plushies forcibly stuffing you into the poofiest pinkest frilliest most humiliating outfits

Thinkin' about this leggy guy again too...

This Spider Noir show is actually surprisingly good.

The biggest problem with the backrooms is that obsession came out two weeks ago.

TIL Inter Toronto of the Canadian Premier League recently got a new mascot and oh my goodness he is perfect

Ive had to explain what the Backrooms are to two people today and man its really hard to explain

Pulling up to my therapy appointment with the cookies I baked last night like

Mascot grabbing your hand and leading you to the costume room to lovingly get you dressed up for your shift. Plops you down on a chair and helps you in piece-by-piece, hushing your little protests with a gloved finger over your lips and an encouraging nod. Now YOU’RE mascot!

The kind of vibe im looking for in a relationship

The kind of vibe im looking for in a relationship

Tonight we're gonna find out when exactly is it too late to bake cookies from scratch

Cookie Monster still top 3 mascot crushes of mine look at this big blue doofus and his snazzy little waistcoat and bowtie I want him to do such embarrassing things to me.

Just gotta keep on keeping on

if you cant fight like victini, then i will turn you in to a torchic then >3c

and It was thiiiiis big

Mascots resting their fat pudgy tummies on tables/objects and then just staring at you

God saves his toughest battles for his strongest soldiers (The recipe i want to make says to marinate overnight but im hungry now)

yes, i know it’s the hottest day of the year no, it won’t stop me from serving ✨🩷 #CFz2026

I just found a wooden mallet in my shed am I legally obligated to become a toon fur now?

Have you seen my Brain? #PinkyandtheBrain

YOOOO Open for commission <3 DM me here Discord : mittens87 telegram : Mittens87 Or you guys can just checkout the site in my bio <3

Suited ✅ Tar pit ✅ Stuck ✅ Lock Bulge ✅ Have fun struggling <3

The Unreal Engine 6 upgrade for Rocket League is one of the most confusing video game announcements for a hot minute

here at dodo flights, you must wear the mandated uniform.

I cannot express just how much my emotional state is dependant on how well these cookies im baking come out

Pull up motherfuckers we're going swashbuckling.

Ladies & gentleman: Satellite Rat. #furlandia2026

We're so back

There's way to many pieces of media that can be conclusively as "like that one episode of Law and Order: SVU, except not as good"

"Fat" and "greedy" might be my two hottest adjectives for mascots

Never go into Pokemon dungeons unprepared! Lucky for Paul, he's got everything checked and- Oops! He already stepped on a trap! Dragonite, his new best friend, will help him 'navigate' the dungeon to 'avoid' all the traps, of course! Of course... right? Comm for @paulthedragon.bsky.social

Hey @sporadicwoofer.bsky.social time to ditch these nerds and find someplace better! Old memories for a previous ANE 💙 #fursuit #plushsuit #fursuitfriday

You see, when @regiraccoon.bsky.social paid for the “premium” lodge experience, I don’t think he was expecting a hungry snowsuit! ToyDragonInBlue knocks it OUTTA THE PARK again with this awesome piece!!!!!

need to derust now that i have some time to draw again, here’s a quick totodile suit sketch!!

fucksake

I wanna take a nap but like only if something big and soft and fluffy takes a nap on me at the same time

I wish there were mascot surplus stores like army surplus. Yes, I would like a gently used theme park mascot from 10 years ago.

The masculine urge to be a gay little colorful bird splashing around in a stone fountain

If God exists why did he make it so our buttholes can be affected by spicy stuff? Like what the fuck?

Now what kind of kangaroo would I be if I didn’t participate in #PawDay?? 📸: @dingoroo.net

National paw day but I have no paws to smooch smh 😭

so you say it’s #pawday … nice idea ;)

Look at this smug asshole. He's going to Pouch You 🎨 @scottcalico.bsky.social

An invitation to everyone (including NFL trophy makers) to tune into the Scripps National Spelling Bee next week! May 27 + 28 🐝

Lowkey i think ive got 1 tv show completely fucking up the final season left in me before I give up on the medium as a whole

You need this kind of speed when you're professionally raiding trash cans