“No thanks”

I'm Alive//

AAAAAAAA I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMOREEEEE IS SO HOOOOOT IN HERE IMMA GO COO COO CRAZY//

“Finally, after weeks of research and experiments I managed to revive a core from a disassembled drone” “It's a "He" and it's confused, it constantly repeats the letter "V" in morse code through small sad beeps”

“Yes You are”

I Will be back tomorrow. . . Or. . . In 2 days , idk I'm not in My house bc of CHRISMAAAAA- and all that so i won't interact much srry-//

•Sitting alone in his ship dressed as Santa Claus while wrapping some gifts that he will distribute to the Worker drones in the Bunker• “The things I do because of the protocols. . .”

•The 7'5 Drone looks at the silly goober with some confusion• “How can You be so small ?”

“new outfit to look more organized I even managed to find the glasses my father used.”

This guy I love this guy I love Him SO much Soon i'll make an Account for Him//

I have a Lot of idea rn I need to use the power of my uber autism for something good at least once ‼️‼️‼️‼️//

“I found another dead Worker drone, but this one is different She Is special— another infected with the Absolute Solver, her name was Doll” •takes out a box with repair tools and spare parts from Worker Drones• "She had extraordinary abilities, she will be very useful for my experiments"

“I belive there's only Winners and Losers...and nothing else Besides that”

•He walks relatively close to her while he carries a bag full of scrap metal on his shoulder• “. . .” •But then he notices her and following his protocol of protecting the workers , he takes his jacket off and covers them with it to protect her from the cold• “There you go lil one”

“THE SCOUT FROM TF2 FUCKS ?!?!?!”

“Ah it's good to know that people can improve. . . and yes. . . but you are still short"

“Why not ?” •Eats another one•

"Elaborate?" •raises a digital eyebrow. . . while grabs another rock and chews it•

“1) I like rocks 2) i'm really bored and i don't have anything to do right now 3) there's nothing else to eat. . .”

•eating rocks because he's bored•

YEEEEEES YESSSSS YESSSSS YEAAAAAH FINALLYYYYYYYY//

"I believe you all. See me as a. Joke. I do not like that. So let's. Change that."

“What's taking so long Father ?”

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“Oh. . .” •He stares at them with a confused and surprised face for a few seconds* “really...? you wanna know?” Huh. . . you're the first person to ask me what I am. . . •He smiles sightly while thinking• “Mmmmhm. . .well , first of all. . . I am not a Worker Drone or a Murder Drone”

“Aaaah , Good” •He takes the first half of all his food like nothing• “It better be”

“I exist to serve and protect, I do not aspire to be anything else than that”

•he is trying to repair the body of a destroyed Murder drone that he found on one of his trips• “I need more Oil. . .and duct tape”

“Here ya’ go Lil one” •Gives them a whole bag of jelly beans•

“i've got some jelly beans do you like jelly beans ?"

“Okay, now. . .i want-” *45 minutes later he finally puts away the long list and looks behind him, seeing the long line* “And finally, I want a pizza with wisiperiso and a burger with extra cheese without cheese along with a number 4. . . and fast because I'm in a hurry”

“At least I don't work in a low-paying job.” •he smirks while leaning towards him• “Don't force me to tell the [[[Manager]]] about your bad behavior with customers~” •Then he takes a whole fu[#$@*£] list with everything he is going to order• “Now , shall i continue ?”

“Shut up minimum wage employee Now. . . I want 2 chocolate ice creams and 2 vanilla ice creams with sprinkles, but remove the green and orange ones from the chocolate ones, and remove the blue and red ones from the vanilla ones-” •at this point hes just doing this on purpose to annoy him•

•He is in the remains of the ship in which he arrived, trying to revive the core of the murder drones that he found in those strange laboratories. . .he manages to revive one for a few moments but it "dies" again in a matter of seconds• “fascinating. . ."

"𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜..." - Jax, written by 𝙎𝙏✰𝙍Ｇ✰ＺＩＮ＇．（猿べ映） - "𝘼𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚."

“Uuuuuuuuh... I'll have two number 9s.... number 9 large a number 6 with... extra [[[DIP]]] Hmmm... ...a number 7 two number... 45s.. Uhhhh... one with cheese and a large soda- aaaand....uhhhh •hes not done Yet•”

•grabs the Reader and Throws em out the Window•

“What is this thing you all call "Christmas" ?”

“hurt nothing ! Ive been hurt enough ! Packages landing on my head , tea parties, Dancing Lessons !”

“That way of killing cockroaches is not very effective, take this instead” •Gives the creature a flamethrower• “There, go make crime”

“Nice try but you're so small you'd need help from another drone to even reach my Ankles.” •Says the 7'5 Drone while towering over him and snickering•

“Yes And Robo-jesus you're so small damn-”

“While I was researching some kind of. . .laboratory ? found a microwave full of what appear to be Cores from some Disassembly Drones inside jars most of em' are obviously dead but some are in rest mode which allowed them to survive in these conditions what do i do with the ones that are Alive ?”

“Countless years of training to serve and protect wasted, countless tests to achieve perfection wasted.” Damned is the AbsoluteSolver for preventing my successors from being deployed I curse it with every atom of My body for taking everything from me even before I began to live.”