☆☆ hey all, SG/ 𝙎𝙏✰𝙍Ｇ✰ＺＩＮ＇．（猿べ映） here. If you don't know of the account quoted, please look through recent posts. Make your own decision on whether or not you shall support my return or improvement. And block, or comment accordingly.

"𝙷𝚊𝚑𝚊! 𝙷𝚎𝚢! 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝, 𝚞𝚑, 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢, 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍-" 🌸 𝐍, 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 🌸 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝒥𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 #MDRP

Ahhh...been gone for a little while. Sorry folks...Caine's put me through hell.

Happy new year. Does this to the reader, no miss.

"Whaddya want?"

"Makeup? This is all natural baby~" He flaunts his lanky body, pulling his suspenders before snapping them back to his chest.

"It ain't fun if I don't get to make fun of you! That's borin'. I ain't getting ya snacks then."

The sound of an obnoxious, laughing rabbit. "You do MAKEUP, pansy?!"

"I 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠 humans. But you're sweet, so...I can getcha some snacks. Just don't get mad when i grab your gut n call you tubby."

"That ugly clowns kinda funny."

He gets him in the bath safely. That... Was HARD.

He picked him up, blood staining his fur as he got him to his bathroom. A hot bath will probably clean the wounds.

"ey skullgoat, decided I'm gonna WOAH-" Stepping over him. "...you alright?"

Oc images- (girls 21+) Yana, Tori, Astelle, Celeste.

"Hah, whatever works. Not like the folks want me around anymore anyways."

F[#$%] it, I'll drink to that.

𝙎𝙏✰𝙍Ｇ✰ＺＩＮ＇．（猿べ映） Hearing about folks being stuffed with food for Christmas As a superfreak let me rub all them tummies

"...I guess...this ain't as bad. Merry Christmas...I didn't get any presents. I should be enough, right?~"

"Get up or I'm gonna do sumn drastic."

...tapping him with his foot. "C'mon. Get up n get mad."

"Hah!" ... ... ... "...get up."

He gets closer, doing the little tummy scratches dogs tend to kick their legs at.

He chuckled. "What, doggy's not liking belly rubs?~" He gets up, rubbing her tummy in a much more pleasurable way.

He squished her tummy just to make it worse. "Maybe lay off next 'sinsmas', huh?"

"No need to. I'm not making excuses, I just like makin' fun of folks. Nothing about that."

He shakes his foot. Nothing but a black mark with a cartoony bruise. "Nah, you...don't. Can't really get hurt like that." He then uses said foot to kick Eros in the heel, making him fall over. "See? Good as new!"

Alright pudgy puppy, excuse yourself all you want.

"I...guess. Never got to really try it out." He spins the pistol, before accidentally shooting himself in the foot. "AGH- GAH- 𝙎[#$%]! 𝙁[#&!]!!"

"You can lift like 3x your bodyweight, BACK OFF BEFORE I GET THE MALLET-"

"I'M GONNA PUNT YOU LIKE A FOOTBALL YOU GET ANY F[#$%]IN' CLOSER-"

"Pretty much always have been. But at least now I can do a lotta funny cartoony s[#$&]." He looked down. The exact same feeling in the exact same way. But he was already too deep into sarcastic deflection. So he can't even pry. Not like he'd be able to. Noone would want to open up to HIM. Not-

𝙎𝙏✰𝙍Ｇ✰ＺＩＮ＇．（猿べ映） Hehehehe Jax developmentttt

"Ey ey ey eEY EY EY-"

"...alright." He was looking in the mirror himself. He's gotten used to this...bunny look. But he never fully expects the yellow teeth, the eyes. The purple fur. His own body, a constant reminder of the hell he's stuck in. It hurts to think about. It hurts to know this is his life now.

He was visiting... Shooting some random weapon he got, thinking it'd be perfect for pranks. But it's been a bit since Eros has been out here, so he'll go check on em. ...he catches him looking in the mirror. "...you good?"

// Leaving this here, since I posted it on Twitter. .

"What? I mean...I guess? That one second might be excruciating. Nerve endings being destroyed, and all that.." He watches, before getting an idea. Knowing Jax, that's horrible. "Hey, you mind doing that somewhere else?"

"Exploding looks like it hurts, duh. That's why I'd usually get Ragatha or Pomni to do it. More fun that way."

"...why the hell would I do that?'

"...this... is so... f[#$!]ing embarrassing." Happy #SeductiveSunday everybody! Enjoy your legally mandated maid bun.

Not for another 5 hours.

"No." Backing up. Maybe it worked a lil bit.

Your fata[#$!] probably took up so much of the screen they had to scrap it.

The worst part about being in this digital s[#$&]hole? No weed. I've been as sober as I'll ever be. I didn't even get to touch that stupid sauce.

"...alright, weirdo." Staring... ...hitting him with another paper ball.

"It's not an act!! It's 𝑾𝒉𝒐 I need to be. And this... This is my 𝑬𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆 ! "

"Ugh, another draining day at McSpudsy's...I need a drink." He's opened the door with a headache, throwing his keys wherever and walking towards his fridge.

Jax at McSpudsy's. He hates everyone here, including you. "Welcome to McSpudsy's. Order something or get out."

Tripping the reader while they walk down the TL.