BF didnt believe that i could identify James Bond Theme Songs in under three seconds, turns out i could do it in 1, and even sometimes 0.5

What? im just not supposed to participate?

Guys I think I can still pass tape, anyway this is the one day a year I get to flex my fat stack. #veteransday

Arms are def getting bigger, 😘💪

COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS ENDURED SO MUCH THROUGH POST 9/11 ISLAMAPHOBIA EVEN TO THIS DAY IM JUST SO GLAD WE CAN HAVE THIS SINGLE MOMENT WHERE THE FIRST MUSLIM IS ELECTED TO BE THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK. ITS ONE VICTORY AMIDST HOW BLEAK THINGS HAVE BEEN, BUT IM SO HAPPY TO SEE THE FIGHT BE FOUGHT ✊💗

General Quarters

Saying that "Last night we left a folk punk concert at a historic downtown presidential venue, to watch the tied World series game between Canada and the US inside a pizza shop's spooky halloween themed back room Pinball Disco speakeasy" sounds like an AI generated Mad Lib

Go ahead, unlock me, nothing bad will happen to you, I promise 😈

Brought a little stowaway home from the gym

A little Halloween reminder, your Fursuit doesn't count as a costume, dress up in something fun!

Always happy to be right where I belong, under @sunsetott.bsky.social 's Paws ❤️🧡🐾 Thanks for being my bestie for the last year Ott! its been one hell of a time getting to know you. Happy Otterversary!

I feel like I died years ago, and I've just been haunting everybody in my life ever since.

Getting cold out 📸: @amarokwolf.bsky.social

I wanna do like..... Play by Play sports commentary with like strategy analysis, of all my friends 💦💦💦 videos

How do y'all like my new hat?

Nabbed a couple wrist straps cuz i lost my nice ones, what do y'all think?

GENUINELY dont know who to share this with so im just posting them on socials. I got these AWESOME "The Stars are Falling" posters from the amazing @labirhin.art

I heard it was #flexfriday

Annual Halloween "joke" 🦇🎃👻💀

Art for Dgk_dgk from telegram

Ok bsky has officially just become my AD at this point lol i dont wanna make a whole new account so uh , heres some more

well @sunsetott.bsky.social knew what he was getting into when he summoned me 🥵😘😈

From locktober to jocktober here's a look at a new jock i got that makes me feel all sexy and confident!

More armpit, also a weird angle of my body i actually kinda think i look GOOD in

Everybody kept talking about Locktober, i figured id jump on the wagon too

🐊🤍🐺 In My Sights

Wrist finally starting to feel better, wish i could wear my suit head in the gym but I'm pretty sure id get removed

Left-Ground beef, protein enriched pasta, lima beans, cottage cheese instead of sauce. Spices. 650cal, 51gprotein, 57gcarb. Right-Teriyaki chicken, quinoa, mukimame soy beans, egg, Sriracha. 490cal, 56gprotien, 36g carb. Meal Prep doesn't have to be Boring or Bland.

That didn't take much convincing, my hyena energy took over this morning! 😈😘

I took some horny pics, and im tryna decide if i should just post them here or make a new, like "AD" account on here, but then have to like rebuild all the follows. What do y'all think?

I need to stop worrying about my Vulnerabilities, and start focusing on my BONER-Abilities!

All these twinks be like "oh Daddy, use me like an object, use me then discard me like a toy", and then they get all mad when i ghost them on telegram..... IM GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANTED!

GUYS, THE RAPTURE DID HAPPEN, we just ALL collectively SUCK. Like every single person.

I've been gaining muscle faster than the fat has been burning off, so I'm trying to feel better about my body, And trying to focus on how beefy I'm getting instead 😘

I'm realizing as I'm in my mid 30s that i have to switch to saying "I like Men" because saying Boys isn't "cute" anymore. anyway i did this thing again!

FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK AND OUR TEAM WON THE FIRST GAME, BABY!! NOW LET'S CELEBRATE IN THE LOCKER ROOM 🏈

Couldn't go to megaplex, so an otters gotta find another way to keep cool in this summer heat 🥵🦦❤️🛟

Hi, dO yOu HaVe A mInUtE? I rEaLlY dO hAvE a CoNcErN

Hey, what are you doing down THERE buddy...... oh...... OH

this video is a little embarrasing because i was SO confident it would be easy. but whatever ill still post it, watch me struggle

An #otter

And much like its namesake, the shirt RISES from the ashes to live once more! Haha

Yall voted, but the Shirt became un-wearable, so away we go and onto a new chapter

SO THATS why they call it an ace in the hole 😘 sketch was done by a friend, line art by @dizzythebat.bsky.social and I did the coloring!

If you need me I'll be at

FUCK i didnt know it was underwear day damn it i had to take these quick i hope they suffice 😖

Its giving, "hey Judy id just like to apologize for the way I acted in my youth"

Sealing the honmoon