Left-Ground beef, protein enriched pasta, lima beans, cottage cheese instead of sauce. Spices. 650cal, 51gprotein, 57gcarb. Right-Teriyaki chicken, quinoa, mukimame soy beans, egg, Sriracha. 490cal, 56gprotien, 36g carb. Meal Prep doesn't have to be Boring or Bland.

That didn't take much convincing, my hyena energy took over this morning! 😈😘

I took some horny pics, and im tryna decide if i should just post them here or make a new, like "AD" account on here, but then have to like rebuild all the follows. What do y'all think?

I need to stop worrying about my Vulnerabilities, and start focusing on my BONER-Abilities!

All these twinks be like "oh Daddy, use me like an object, use me then discard me like a toy", and then they get all mad when i ghost them on telegram..... IM GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANTED!

GUYS, THE RAPTURE DID HAPPEN, we just ALL collectively SUCK. Like every single person.

I've been gaining muscle faster than the fat has been burning off, so I'm trying to feel better about my body, And trying to focus on how beefy I'm getting instead 😘

I'm realizing as I'm in my mid 30s that i have to switch to saying "I like Men" because saying Boys isn't "cute" anymore. anyway i did this thing again!

FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK AND OUR TEAM WON THE FIRST GAME, BABY!! NOW LET'S CELEBRATE IN THE LOCKER ROOM 🏈

Couldn't go to megaplex, so an otters gotta find another way to keep cool in this summer heat 🥵🦦❤️🛟

Hi, dO yOu HaVe A mInUtE? I rEaLlY dO hAvE a CoNcErN

Hey, what are you doing down THERE buddy...... oh...... OH

this video is a little embarrasing because i was SO confident it would be easy. but whatever ill still post it, watch me struggle

An #otter

And much like its namesake, the shirt RISES from the ashes to live once more! Haha

Yall voted, but the Shirt became un-wearable, so away we go and onto a new chapter

SO THATS why they call it an ace in the hole 😘 sketch was done by a friend, line art by @dizzythebat.bsky.social and I did the coloring!

If you need me I'll be at

FUCK i didnt know it was underwear day damn it i had to take these quick i hope they suffice 😖

Its giving, "hey Judy id just like to apologize for the way I acted in my youth"

Sealing the honmoon

im gonna start saying im "sealing the Honmoon" when i go to piss from now on............... cuz its gonna be golden

New ref sheet! Base by @hoopsiedasie.bsky.social and colored in and modified by @aitrusotter.bsky.social!! 🦊

UUUUUGH how come i try to look so good, then at 3 in the morning when i wake up to piss i look unstoppable..... Figures

Waiting patiently

I forgot im not worried about keeping things separate on this app, who thinks they can handle this big otter pup?

Y'all think it's time i retire this shirt or what

Who wants a sip of this classic full flavor tall drink?

Dumb himbo mode: ACTIVATE! 😜💪❤️🔥

let me gather my thots.

Flex Friday!! 💪✨✨ I'm relaxing HARD this weekend and not doing anything but vibing. What're you guys up to? (Iz me, suit is @aitrusotter.bsky.social 🦦)

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

OK FINE! I got myself a little cake. I earned it!

My birthday cake this year

Summer is approaching, but the weather is so nice already! 🏖️ A little beach trip seems the perfect way to celebrate @undefeatedvn.itch.io 3rd anniversary!

COLE ESCOLA WON A TONY!!!!!

Cruzin' for a Bruzin'

This Pride month I'm deciding to be proud of something a little different, I have alot of insecurity about my body, I have stretchmarks, a kinda flabby belly, not as muscular as I want. But all I have is me, and I chose to love myself, so I am proud of me and how far I've come! ❤️🦦 Not a thirst trap

And to follow up again for #worldotterday here are some of my favorite pics of me in suit

For #worldotterday I'm reposting some of my more OTTERY art

HAPPY WORLD OTTER DAY!! 🦦🦦🦦 I LOVED full suiting as my dear friend @aitrusotter.bsky.social despite me immediately missing a step and fucking up my ankle 🤣🤣🤣

I'm reposting this for paw day, sure I could have taken another picture but why when this one's so perfect

Sorry i haven't posted anything from FWA somehow ended up sick for a whole week, still going

IM BEGGING YOUTUBE and other Video content creators to stop the "COMING UP" clips at the start of their videos, JUST let me watch the video, i already clicked on it, im already here, i dont need to hear the same clip twice

Got a chance to ride the fables CVS elevator at #FWA2025 is the review is nothing but absolutely accurate! thanks for the pic and the WILD RIDE @nearlyafox.pet

Pawsssss @snackshyena.bsky.social

Hope I see yall around #FWA

Don't normally post my face but i just took this on my flight and i felt hot soooooo heres how to find me at #FWA25