Do avocados with small pits feel insecure by the size of it? 😥😓

ive started posting on my bookstagram more (tbh i never think about opening bluesky/twitter anymore) follow me if you'd like!! mostly post on stories tho www.instagram.com/lemonisreadi...

only hit 7 books for the month... and they were all bad! 🤓

Five Jobs I've Had: 1. Recruiter (currently, 5 years) 2. Library Assistant (6 years) 3. Panera (2 years) 4. Bank Teller (2 years) 5. Ulta warehouse worker (1 year)

NGL, one of my new fav movies of all time.. and I was sober! knives out on crack and genuinely so so funny. its better than the first by lightyears

new layout while my heart is broken 💔

oh and fuck you Donna #TheTraitorsUS

if you dont want to see spoilers night 1... stay off social media #thetraitors

2 daddies down in one night.. anyone have a car they can drive over me? #TheTraitorsUS

my traitors tier post ep 1 #TheTraitors #ThetraitorsUS

currently reading 💋

look off into the distance if you shouldve been on 50 💔

my #survivor50 tier, ranked by how excited i am to see them

MOTHER IS BACK AND YALL BETTER BE SCARED #survivor50

my bookish posts flop on here, but hoping one day I will find my audience

hate this man bad

so we waited for letterboxd wrapped... for it to be stats we could already see

2026 movie thread 🍿

2026 thread of threads ✨

2026 reading thread 📖

Ended the year at 117 books.. not bad at all 🙂‍↕️

while we are talking movies, here's my top 20 of all time 💅

i only watched 42 new to me movies this year (my goal for next year is 100)... here's my top ones 💋

my discord does a monthly reading bingo, so here's my tbr for January!! keeping my free spaces blank as im sure I'll mood read some. also, this will be my reading thread for january 🎆

my husband is rewatching survivor 45... devastated at how hot jake is, and how robbed emily was 💔💔

my husband is rewatching the absolutely terrible survivor 43, and i still wasn't prepared for the heartbreak of these two not winning 💔

this is all ill say about those traitors spoilers

today years old when i realized that odessa a'zion (i love LA) is the younger sister of gideon adlon (sick, blockers)!!! i love love gideon, so explains my new love for odessa

my new era ranking, as someone who didnt watch 49 lmao maryanne rachel dee savannah kenzie erica kyle yam yam gabler

celebrity cameos are the least of my concerns with modern survivor... maybe Mr. Beast will offer Jeff a new job working for him and we'll finally be free

this loser on the bird app tried to argue with me that jared was good at big brother... this is why im here most of the time now

just teamed with a tubina stan in eviction notice and they stabbed me in the back at final 5

#newprofilepic #survivor50

UMMM DID ANYONE SEE EMILY IN THE 50 TRAILER AT ALL??? 😭😭😭

might as well share my bb ranking too 😏💋

wanted to share my survivor season ranking + 3 favs, in case you don't know me from twitter 💋❤️

"A year later when survivor called me back... i was prepared to win. I was a nice girl.. but i knew i had to be bad to win." ❤️❤️❤️

started this months ago and got distracted, will update w my thoughts 💋

my husband is watching edge of extinction for the first time, just wanted to show love for my fav male survivor of all time ❤️ icon

found 7 more books on my goodreads that i never put a finished date on, so my yearly books went from 103 to 110

every book i read in 2025 📚❤️ let me know if you've read any of these, or agree/disagree with my ratings 😏

my 5 star reads of 2025 ❤️ 9 isn't a ton, but more than I've had in recent years

iconic triple feature tonight ❤️🗡️

elissa better watch it lowkey, a trumpie doesn't deserve as much grace as im giving her rn and i will not hesitate to tell her that

orwell is rolling in his fucking grave.

im going to say something and i need yall to respect it

okay elissa is not happy with me but id say unfollowing your sister on instagram is not me making it up 💀

blessed to been sent advanced copies of 3 of my most anticipated books of 2026 🥰 escape - we all know im sure lol dollface - scream meets real housewives when i kill you - idk but its ba paris lmao

politoed is my GIRL but she is just weak as hell. finally won my first match with her today 😭

you'll see me liking my own bleets, idc