micro lynx that goes through your kitchen to accumulate a junk drawer for you

the SD card slot on my ideapad is broken, but the one on my old ass thinkpad works great. poetic isn't it?

who needs a TV when you have a big ass computer monitor and a pi

keep furry weird. the Twitter bitches that say otherwise can catch these fists.

vacuuming my room, nosebleed moving shit out of my room, nosebleed gently exhaling at 4 in the morning at a hotel, believe it or not nosebleed

Crushing miles like it's nothing

once again I am saying KDE connect is one of the best things I've ever used

giving my cat extra scritches before I go and now I'm covered in her fur, can't entirely complain though uwu

Last day in Wisconsin! I've waited since 2018 for this day to come, and it's finally here!!!!

nepo babies be like "yeah I graduated from the electoral college"

I'm so fucking tired of my mom stumbling across my kink stuff because she thinks it's okay to invade my personal space for whatever wild reason she has. Stay. Out. Of. My. Shit. is it REALLY that hard.

tell the ESD bracelet crowd to read it and weep

its really cool how my IP is being blocked by random ass websites these days. i've got a windows 10/chrome user agent and i'm letting your cookies through, what are you saying fuck me for?

the fact this has no likes proves my point oboists of the world, rejoice in your beautiful irrelevance

writing marketing copy for kink products has gotta be so easy, especially if you're into it. you just hit the broad strokes of what people like about the kink and they're sold lol

drove a uhaul truck for the first time today to drop some stuff off at a landfill. they don't have tachs but they have a pseudo-AFR gauge. i probably got G wagon MPG with how i drove it.

who gave drake that packers jacket. i just wanna have a talk.

take it from someone that used to play euphonium: the oboe is such an underrated instrument

if i could only pick one for the rest of my life, i'd happily wish away liquor for some THC gummies.

gonna be honest, i'm getting tired of this cycle: feel lonely > look for community > find it > its massive with very little opportunity to meet people/its got an unspoken expectation that you can afford certain things

blue collar furries get shit done #fursuit

live the life that makes you feel like you're a silly goof

I don't care about tamodachi life because Nintendo doesn't care about their IP being used to promote fascism

nearly forgot, happy bicycle day to those that celebrate!

this is it. last week in Wisconsin, last day at my job. its all starting to feel real now, the bowlines have been cast and the masts are being raised. the tradewinds beckon me away from the safe harbor.

the thing that pisses me off about people turning in LLM output in university isn't that its plagiarism, its that even *I* at my absolute rock bottom 1.8 GPA, mustered up the ability to write MLA formatted essays with inline citation and 2-3 proofread passes.

as kid cudi once put it, don't fuck up the feng shui

yotlooP

i find it funny how most wild animals see themselves in a mirror and instantly think "this mf is out to get me"

shitty music details: The Beatles - Taxman begroans the up to 98% tax rate that the group faced. This is because rich people are fucking annoying.

if you rush a restaurant for dinner while there is a massive, dangerous storm about to happen, you are ethically the same as the managers at Impact Plastics

once again mother nature is pissed at the midwest

i keep angering "vote blue no matter who" types, like i'm sorry i want to pay taxes to people that actually fucking represent me

kinda want to mess around with ez corridor key to see what stuff i can do with it... but i need to focus on moving TwT

people that don't go to panels at cons are missing out ngl. where else are you gonna hear a story about a nazi getting their fursuit cut open so they can be sent to cook county jail?

got up to 1400 rating in chess puzzles today. i definitely prefer lichess' puzzles over The Other Chess Website, simply because they make me feel like i'm actually playing the game instead of doing wild queen sacs and rook lifts to feel like i'm good lol

i shot a video on my phone. too big for discord. i'll just throw it on youtube unlisted then! the youtube app (after asking me to AI generate a video) doesn't appear to support uploading videos that aren't shot with the youtube app. what the actual genuine fuck is wrong with them.

"bsky is lagging so hard today!" well yall fuckers let enjin forums die so

abdl stuff ahead just so yall know: i'm gonna be unfollowing a lot of people here soon and opening a dedicated kink account. this is probably gonna be the last mention of this here, i just want to have a distinct split between the two for several reasons :p see ya on the other side!

shooting a hail mary here, did anyone else listen to the radio drama station in signal simulator? i swear i never thought i'd care about a totally dead format of storytelling from a century ago but i've been screwing around with a radio drama organ vst and it's on my mind.

i've yet to see a femboy rock the death kwon do outfit. i will personally be taking this as a recession indicator.

i miss checking out the garfield comic collections that my elementary school library had. i know they're all digitized these days but there's something about kicking back and turning pages of a comic.

drove to walgreens blasting man the pumps with all the fresh wind damage around me and the lightning cracking across the entire horizon absolutely immaculate vibe

been slowly watching a nice, sunny day turn into what's about to be hell on earth

a bunch of schools around me are closed due to power outages from last night's storm. part of me is thinking "well they certainly didn't need it for all those centuries beforehand"

american liberals be like

if valve comes out with tf3 it means the world is gonna be panem. if valve comes out with hl3 it means the world is gonna be star trek.

matt if he was

call me totally off my rocker but i think this song would sample absolutely brilliantly for a drill beat www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE93...

recent developments on my ksp save called "Cock": - elon musk was shot into eve's atmosphere with such force that the ship imploded - new solar comms sat!!