I wish the world operated on fetish logic because then drinking as much soda as I do would make me big and fat and cute but instead it just makes my tummy hurt and my heart want to explode

In an optimal society I wouldn't be thinking about blowing my head off but rather my head would be getting blown until I get off.

Jacking off and hearing the Disco Elysium skill check fail sound seconds before getting a pounding headache that makes me wanna kill myself after cumming

Little do people know but clown cars actually work by the first clown that enters voring every other clown and then just spewing them all out when it's time to leave the car.

Do shark girls who are into choking like it when you put your fingers in their gills

Are you Gaster? Cuz that's a W D

Little comic for @slopmeal.bsky.social #furryart #pokemon #pokemonoc #NSFW #furry #furryfandom

They should invent a monkey's pawjob

cw vore this kobold managed to catch a dragon, what a delicious treat for her :3 lil experiment i did featuring @dragongirldick.bsky.social

Cw vore Hi chat This hydra is snakefat now Lovely pink serpent @dragongirldick.bsky.social 💕

My GF and FWB always decide that apparently whenever I'm playing Roblox is the best time to sext. Bitch I'm trynna lobby wipe in Forsaken the head can wait !!!

Girlfriend showed me her dick and I just went "YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" I have got to kill myself /j

There needs to be more art and animations of characters just making out. I love seein' characters clutch eachother tightly while sloppily and noisily kissing eachother deeply, it scratches such an itch in my brain that sex just cannot.

//Implied vore, skelebones!!! Seems Blair is having some trouble swallowing down an unlucky sap that just so happened to be nearby while she was hungry, why don't you reach a hand in there and help her out? Careful not to fall in : ] 🎨by my wonderful friend Kami!!!

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I was right, talonjobs do go crazy!!! Art by my friend Kami, ft my bestie Iris (gayass bird :3)

I feel like Nemesis Resident Evil would have a extremely tight asshole bioengineered to milk cocks dry for all the freaks at Umbrella to toy with but anytime I try to bring this important lore consideration up in RE discussion I'm called insane.

No one is sleepier than a girl who spends all day playing Roblox and gooning

Blair just can't keep a smile off her face after getting bred, something about carrying a clutch of eggs in her belly just makes her endlessly euphoric :3 Art by my friend Kami. Ft, the wife, @hydrahell.bsky.social <3

Realized I never posted Blair's dick out ref here so hey might aswell post the gator girl gock now

Turns out, it's very easy to turn a Snorlax into a little obedient pet if you promise to stuff 'em full of food afterwards, funny how that works! 🎨by @garythegoodra.bsky.social , ft @hydrahell.bsky.social 's Blaziken lady :3c

How it feels to like women over 60+

When you find a preem porn artist but they draw smut of the Deltarune kids

Turned a cute IT guy I know into an obedient pet by showing him dick, never kill yourself this rocks

Footjob from a girl with talons must go insane

Turns out, it's very easy to turn a Snorlax into a little obedient pet if you promise to stuff 'em full of food afterwards, funny how that works! 🎨by @garythegoodra.bsky.social , ft @hydrahell.bsky.social 's Blaziken lady :3c

I wonder what it feels like to get blown by someone that just ate a whole bag of Takis

Don't care didn't ask + my nuts slosh around when I walk

Fascinating phenomenon where anytime a porn game RPG is made it will always without fail be an evil ass rape game.

On second thought maybe naming my main after liking fat women and then naming my AD with my online nickname was not the wisest of ideas but that's a problem for future me to deal with.

If I had a quarter for every time a completely innocuious artist I find silly has an AD where they draw fat bitches with fatter dicks I'd have about a dollar now which isn't a lot and I wish it happened more.

Realized I never posted Blair's dick out ref here so hey might aswell post the gator girl gock now

They should invent a kind of girlfriend that doesn't make you unable to sleep from thinking about eating out her cute ass

I think male lactation is awesome and less people should be afraid to give their guys milky tits ngl.

Blair just can't keep a smile off her face after getting bred, something about carrying a clutch of eggs in her belly just makes her endlessly euphoric :3 Art by my friend Kami. Ft, the wife, @hydrahell.bsky.social <3