A lot of people have asked, in all seriousness, if we would leave NYC after Zohran's victory. The short answer is "no." The long answer is here:

Thanks for a great chat, Chris! @chrishillalx.bsky.social

In fairness, it’s the player not the putter. My index = my fault. Great to be on the show, Chris! @ctmascaro.bsky.social !

Our older French Bulldog knows 1 very important thing about life—and your career—that our younger Frenchie has yet to learn. words.paulollinger.com/p/neutered-a...

Just which politician is qualified to regulate META? #gerontocracy #facebook #meta #FTC #socialmedia #Zuckerberg

Sportscaster Jim Lampley loved O.J. Simpson, which made the realization that O.J. DID IT particularly painful. Jim shared lots of great stories from his 4-decade+ career and new memoir with me on the most recent episode of Reasonably Happy pod. #sport #nfl #ojsimpson #author #jimlampley #memoir

Should you take the money? Sure. Just be honest with yourself about the strings attached and whether you are fully prepared to abide by them. Because there is no free lunch. ↓↓↓ words.paulollinger.com/p/free-speec...

"Do you believe in God?" That's what ‘Cults Like Us’ author Jane Borden asked me on this week’s episode of the ‘Reasonably Happy’ podcast. And here's my answer. How about you - do you believe in the Big G? #religion #myth #catholicism #catholic #atheist #atheism #agnostic #author #books

Crazy Donny Will Not Be Under-Sold!

Hate Facebook? Do this. words.paulollinger.com/p/if-you-hat...

Thanks for joining, Matt. We had us a great chat! You should all watch Matt's new comedy special BOLO on YouTube. @mattruby.bsky.social

True. But AirPods are amazing.

If you enjoyed Jeremy Strong's outstanding performance in The Apprentice Movie, you'll love this 1979 '60 Minutes' profile of Roy Cohn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOym... #roycohn @60minutes.bsky.social

We take this truth to be self-evident

It was a thrill to talk w/ Paul Shaffer this week. I read his memoir to prep & couldn't get over the role he played in the comedy that informed my sensibilities. Whether an SNL skit, movie cameo, or 4k+ Letterman’s, he made them better w/ musical sophistication & Sammy Davis-like showbiz banter.

But #BlueSky on the other hand, I think we all know how special we are…

Hey 4 followers (Mike, Joel, Ella, and Selorm), you should come to my show at the New York Comedy Festival. 11/8 at Rodneys in NYC. Tickets here: tickets.rodneycomedy.com/events/ny-co... I value each of you! #NewYork #comedy

Economics sounds like it's all about $ but it's really the study of decision-making. Some economic concepts can help us eat better, unless we ignore them. Read "The Sunk Cost of Thanksgiving Leftovers": paulollinger.substack.com/p/the-sunk-c... #economics #sunkcost #catholicism

What's up, 9 connections? Let's congratulate ourselves for being morally superior to Elon Musk. Okay, that felt good - have a swell night!

Tell me you’ve given up w/o saying you’ve given up.

PROMPT: create a picture of Donald Trump riding a bald eagle with fireworks and a streaming American flag and Jesus looking down from heaven approvingly in the background DALL-E: How about Golden Ted Danson riding a bird in front of a Geronimo kaleidoscope? Enjoy! #ChatGPT #dallE

Happy to be here on Truth Social. Let freedom ring!!!

When you ask #ChatGPT about the Singularity, it develops a case of short-term amnesia.