This thread is hilarious 😂

First race, first win of 2026 Demi Vollering is back, we love to see it

First Demi Attaque of the season, and is that Cedrine? I can't tell

Nobody is calling it that

DEMI IS RACING, WE'RE SO BACK GUYS

Terrible answer, Bini. Terrible

Can I use this account to spew my winter olympics thoughts? Yes? Ok cool I'll just leave it in this dumb thread that you can mute if you wish 😌👍

Damn, even I cant match this level of glaze

Only won by 8 seconds? Washed.

Booo Italy did fuck all while everyone just allowed Germany to do what they wanted 💀

Wait there's a madison on rn?? My favourite, completely confusing and utterly chaotic discipline of track cycling 😍 Forza Italia!!!

Ig Bini won so could be worse, but he had to join that pathetic team 💀

COME ON GIULIO, SO CLOSE

GO GIULIOOOOOO GOOOO

I'm seeing pixels on the screen bruh

pellizzari gc here we gooooo

The evil empire struck twice, we must stop it before it goes after Jonas too #freeJonas

He enjoys the winning but is too humble to say its that 😭 you cant fool me, MvdP

The average wage in the Dutch Eredivisie football league is about €12,000 per week Noval at INEOS will earn over €19,000 p/w Damn.

OH. EMM. GGGGG.

can confirm that watching ally woollaston win a bike race is very fun

Lets go Allyyyyy, she's so gooddd

Did I miss anything significant in the offseason (beside the GT routes, I've seen that)? I dipped from cycling a bit and now I'm completely lost 😂

Tufts analysis in 2026, we're back guys

Hello, i am alive :) soz i wanted to wait until the szn started to come back but hi again 👋🥰

No

harry lavreyson this, lorena “the devil” wiebes that, nobody cares… Elia coming back to track one last time with a rainbow jersey is what its about 💙

@zoeface44.bsky.social @tratnikstan.bsky.social so how about skinny luka huh…

OMG YES!! World champs again 🌈

Fuck magny cours, forever a hater of that god awful racing track 🖕

I AM COMING FOR YOU

Istg if the Tourmalet is a climb midway through a tough mountain stage AGAIN, I WILL BE IN YOUR WALLS, ASO

was having a great time watching the track world champs, so excited to have all my favourite riders back on my screen and actually see some exciting and varied racing again …and then lorena wiebes shows up😔

Le Tour Femmes route is very nice, Mont Ventoux’s inclusion is sensational & I have good memories of Nice as a last stage in a GT 😌

Absolute cinema

UAE wouldn’t be able to handle the facecard that Pippo Ganna would eventually develop, so they let him go 😌

Oh my thats a gorgeous bike 🩵🩵🩵

I.e., Tadej at 21 accidentally became important at work 😭

Thank you Rafa ❤️🥹

Sunglasses celebrating two titles 🌈🇪🇺 Tadej Pogačar debuted new shades at Il Lombardia, featuring details from his 2025 World and European road race victories. 📸 Sprint Cycling

9) I have no idea why, but I haven't seen Tadej even remotely close to this happy in all year

Has anyone been as good as Paul Seixas at 18 before? Genuinely curious

It is objectively terrible how a rider has just pulled off basically the most spectacular feat(s) in the history of sport and it feels routine to the point of mundanity

A special tribute to Rafa 👏 Tadej Pogačar made two heartfelt gestures for his team-mate Rafał Majka, who raced for the final time as a professional at Il Lombardia.

What a way to round off a magnificent season for Pogi 🙂‍↕️

Nice one Pog

@prinspantoffel.bsky.social not cycling BUT FEMKE BOL IS DOING 800m & I LOVE ITTT

Il Profeta, grazie per i ricordi 💙

Has he got a new team yet by curiousity