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Ethan quietly made a bluesky he may or may not use 🤫
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
1 day ago
Another sighting of the Loch Ness dog
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My own petard is actually the most easily accessible way to hoist myself so maybe I meant to do that
2 days ago
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The wiggles piloting a big red gundam
11 days ago
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All timer of an episode
add a skeleton here at some point
23 days ago
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Music streaming means a lot of people don't really listen to albums so young incels can't even ask girls to name three albums anymore
25 days ago
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Due to inflation it now takes 322 luft balloons to accidentally trigger a nuclear war...
25 days ago
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My coworkers do this fascinating thing where I greet them by saying "howdy howdy" and they reply "good, thanks"
26 days ago
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persafone
27 days ago
just remembered i needed to upload the funniest moment of halo show season 2. what even was that read lmaaaooooo
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columbo screenshots
30 days ago
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Donald Duck could channel the Satsui no Hado
about 1 month ago
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Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you simply eat it for breakfast
about 1 month ago
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Walked past a woman speaking french on the phone and the only thing I caught her say was "une micropénis"
about 2 months ago
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Normal and obvious way to open a box
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Since the year is officially over, I am publishing my 2025 new years resolution to count every time I sneezed in the year. The total count was 729 with an average of 1.997 sneezes per day
about 2 months ago
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Saf returning to our voice call: "Okay i'm gonna MEOW"
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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When Bing Crosby told you "don't mess with Mr Inbetween" it was actually just cause Mr Inbetween is a short tempered asshole and we all hate him
2 months ago
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I didn't realise you could just download a new one of those...
3 months ago
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When you die you get given a count of how many parenthesis you forgot to close in your life
3 months ago
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It's not gay if it happens during a quantum leap
4 months ago
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The plot of Yesterday but instead of trying to remake the beatles its about a guy trying to remake all of homestar runner
4 months ago
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Just saw a bird eating a worm and I'm like "Yooo I remember that guy from kindy"
4 months ago
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The high has worn off. I need someone to kill another right wing asshole
5 months ago
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Inventing a toilet seat made out of sodium so when dudes piss on they seat they explode and die
5 months ago
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Measure twice, nut once
5 months ago
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Listening to two kids have a conversation where they're just... Listing passwords they know to each other... "Yeah my mum's ipad it's XXXX but her _phone_ is XXXX"
5 months ago
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Sitting on my hand so it feels like someone else is tooting my horn
5 months ago
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One of my coworkers sent an email where he wrote my name "Ethna Macquary" which not only manages to make every single common mistake in spelling my surname, but also fucked up my very simple first name
5 months ago
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Uma musume but to the tune of oma rapeti
5 months ago
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️⚧️
5 months ago
I, too, worship this
add a skeleton here at some point
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Vampirism as a metaphor for being hungry and vaguely pissed off
6 months ago
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columbo screenshots
6 months ago
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Third day at new job. Politely attending someone's farewell. Not actually knowing who is who and sitting awkwardly close to center of attention
6 months ago
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One of my neighbours is baking cookies and they smell so good....
6 months ago
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I feel like this maybe wasn't the intended way to do this...
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6 months ago
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*eating in a cafe* Woman: "Excuse me sir, are you the one who paid for my breakfast last week?" Me: "No" Woman: "Oh sorry, you look like him and I wanted to repay the favour"
6 months ago
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A spider that's way too into anime. Call that charlotte's weeb
8 months ago
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Baked banana bread and then proceeded to give myself a tummy ache by eating too much banana bread. Many such a case as this
8 months ago
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Can I come to your house and stand like this?
9 months ago
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So do we think Eddie McDowd is still stuck as a dog or what?
9 months ago
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I have been taken hostage
10 months ago
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I think if my catchy theme song described me as "cool but rude" I would reassess how I behave
10 months ago
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Group of coworkers walking into lunchroom while I'm in the middle of the sentence "people enjoy looking at pornography"
10 months ago
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How I feel any time I mention my "I would get severed" hottake
10 months ago
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Managed to lock myself out of my apartment and had to walk across the city in the rain in my trackies to pick up the spare key from the property manager office 🤦♂️
11 months ago
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Dan Olson
11 months ago
Yeah, you could probably handle my potions, they’re not very strong.
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Me on a friday
11 months ago
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Me: "Oh yeah I used to work with her" Coworker: "Oh she's a good fr... She's a fri... I know her" Me: "Damn that relationship got downgraded twice in a single sentence"
12 months ago
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Randomly remembered a crappy old anime from when I was a kid. Turns out the English dub only ever aired in NZ and is mostly lost media? Wild
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Let's Go Quintuplets - Intro
YouTube video by Austin Miller
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lsMUyB5VO9M
12 months ago
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Took apart my mouse to clean all the pieces because I felt like confronting the fact that all human beings are piles of filth that leave gunk everywhere
12 months ago
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