this is me rn, if you even care

imagine dying to death and being asked to solve math puzzles for your last words. for one man, this was no mere hypothetical

tony needs to do more to save his beloved brain child

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If you switch to bsky it will be vitally important to not use the Discover feed and instead pin this one

custom “For You” feed i yield unto you my firstborn for this christmas miracle

i may not not be celebrating christmas alone, but i am at a cafe with my chud eelektross which honestly might be worse

I don’t know how to fall asleep. It’s something I’ve managed to do almost every night of my life, but I always forget what I did that worked so well the night before.

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

i hate you, new york times